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Post by squishy candy on Jun 16, 2005 19:05:21 GMT -5
dear god why did i hafta become severely depressed with a panic disorder, and why was i compelled to find out that i am like this? i dont know whether to be relieved or terrified at teh notion that im being placed in a psychiatric program. but yeah, thanks for everything that lead to this, because it happy fun time now.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Jun 16, 2005 20:40:58 GMT -5
Dear God,
Right here pal.
...................../´¯/) ..................../¯..// .................../....// ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'......../ ..........'\'...\............ _.·´ ............\...............( .............\...............\
Your pal,
Doose of the Pink Panties
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Post by Carebear0312 on Jun 16, 2005 22:12:44 GMT -5
Dear God,
Right here pal.
...................../´¯/) ..................../¯..// .................../....// ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'......../ ..........'\'...\............ _.·´ ............\...............( .............\...............\
Your pal,
Doose of the Pink Panties Dear God,
Please forgive Doose of the Pink Panties for that post. He isn't normal....hell none of us are.
.......__/) .....-(__(=: .|\ |.....\) .\ || ..\|| ...\| ....|
CB
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Jun 20, 2005 11:44:34 GMT -5
Dear God,
Did you learn your lesson with Kane and Able? Why do you still create sibblings when you know they suck! Especially teh older ones! Could you see to it that my brother regains some of teh smarts that he apparently lost all those years ago because he's surely a dumbass now.
Thanx B,
~Acid
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Jul 25, 2005 13:34:55 GMT -5
Dear God,
I try to do good, but good's not too good for me. I misunderstood, why you chose teh hood for me. So now here I am, confused and full of questions. Is this what's meant for me, or is this just a lesson?
Get back to me,
~Acid
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Post by Carebear0312 on Jul 25, 2005 14:22:35 GMT -5
Dear God,
Why must you make life so unfair for me. I mean seriously I had to wait 5 years before I could buy my computer my brother is getting one for his berfday...what teh hell I got a used game cube for 50 bucks and used games...don't get my wrong I am grateful but it isn't fair. I know I know life isn't fair but why must teh youngest and teh only male be so damned spoiled.
Carebear0312
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Sept 12, 2005 9:58:52 GMT -5
Dear God,
Why teh fuck did my filling hafta crack? This has to be one of teh absolutely most annoying feelings in teh world! If you could see it fit to completely remove teh damned thing, it would be much appreciated.
He who's counting on it,
~Acid
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dredpiratered
Fresh Depends
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EAT IT, BITCH!
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Post by dredpiratered on Sept 22, 2005 11:30:59 GMT -5
Dear God,
I hope you and Mrs. God aren't too cold up there in teh North Pole! When you come to my house this year, if you'd let me ride one of your Reindeer, that would be really swell!
This year I would like a Daisy Red Rider BB gun, A Bass boat, Some nice cloths, A Jeep (Cherokee, not teh anoying character from teh Popeye cartoons), Some Boobies in my face, and....A Pirate Ship.
I'll leave out teh usuual chocolate chip cookies and beer.
wuv,
DredPirateRed
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Sept 22, 2005 19:43:45 GMT -5
To: Red
From: God
Re: Your Letter
You'll shoot your eye out kid.
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Post by mizelle58 on Sept 23, 2005 9:49:17 GMT -5
To: Red
From: God
Re: Your Letter
You'll shoot your eye out kid. With what, teh BB gun or teh boobies?
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Post by Wo0tusses on Sept 23, 2005 13:23:16 GMT -5
To: Red
From: God
Re: Your Letter
You'll shoot your eye out kid. With what, teh BB gun or teh boobies? both, teh only difference being that one would hurt, and teh other is usually prayed for.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Sept 24, 2005 0:26:47 GMT -5
To: Red
Wrom: SKV
Re: Your Letter
You'll shoot your eye out kid. With what, teh BB gun or teh boobies? I was gonna go with that joke, but then I didn't.
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Post by bornredhead on Dec 21, 2005 10:26:56 GMT -5
Dear God,
Right here pal.
...................../´¯/) ..................../¯..// .................../....// ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'......../ ..........'\'...\............ _.·´ ............\...............( .............\...............\
Your pal,
Doose of the Pink Panties Dear God,
Please forgive Doose of the Pink Panties for that post. He isn't normal....hell none of us are.
.......__/) .....-(__(=: .|\ |.....\) .\ || ..\|| ...\| ....|
CB So then we are all normal right.?
Dear God: Thank you! And God Bless!
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Post by Carebear0312 on Dec 21, 2005 21:52:39 GMT -5
Dear God,
I know I haven't been teh best person ever...and I understand that life is unfair...but can I ask for one simple miracle...if not just for me but for my family too....can you please let Grandma bring in another New Years with us. I mean haven't you done enough to my family and I this year...don't let it end with us having to plan a funeral...cause to be honest I'm not ready to let her go yet.
Sincerly, Carebear
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dredpiratered
Fresh Depends
Bunny Master
EAT IT, BITCH!
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Post by dredpiratered on Jan 20, 2006 22:38:28 GMT -5
Dear God,
Red needs some Pussy! Help a brother out!
Thanks, G
DPR
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