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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Aug 10, 2005 9:36:53 GMT -5
I have finally figured it out. Children are teh property of their parents. Think about it. You have Proof of purchase (receipt) in teh form of teh Birth Certificate and you are then given a tracking number in teh form of your SSN. If that doesn't convince you, then how about teh fact that you are then weighed and shipped off to packaging after you give them final visual confirmation that that is indeed your order. They then gift wrap them and for shit sure charge you for it and teh S&H fees are fucking crazy high! Sounds like a property to me.
~Acid
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Post by nastygirl on Aug 11, 2005 13:47:46 GMT -5
Hahahaha! When you put it like that...it sounds about right.
Where can you make returns and exchanges though? Spouses are teh same too I guess. Expensive white packaging on your wedding day with a licenses to prove that they now belong to you. You even change your last name to prove that your parnets no longer own you, your husband does.
....Im depressed now.
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Aug 11, 2005 14:22:28 GMT -5
Hahahaha! When you put it like that...it sounds about right. Where can you make returns and exchanges though? Spouses are teh same too I guess. Expensive white packaging on your wedding day with a licenses to prove that they now belong to you. You even change your last name to prove that your parnets no longer own you, your husband does. ....Im depressed now. hahahaha! I never thought it out that far. Probably because marriage is teh Devil!
~Acid
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Post by Wo0tusses on Aug 11, 2005 17:17:43 GMT -5
Hahahaha! When you put it like that...it sounds about right. Where can you make returns and exchanges though? Spouses are teh same too I guess. Expensive white packaging on your wedding day with a licenses to prove that they now belong to you. You even change your last name to prove that your parnets no longer own you, your husband does. ....Im depressed now. hahahaha! I never thought it out that far. Probably because marriage is teh Devil!
~Acid
wow, i couldn't have said it better myself
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Post by nastygirl on Aug 11, 2005 17:52:34 GMT -5
Where is Old Jersey? And Old York? Why is everything always new? New Deli...what about old Deli?
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Post by Wo0tusses on Aug 11, 2005 18:01:36 GMT -5
York, i beleive, was a city in london. Jersey, i think, is welsh. and teh deli is up teh street
<rimshit>
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 11, 2005 20:05:26 GMT -5
Fun Fact: New York was formerly known as New Amsterdam. Now don't ask where old Amsterdam is...
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Post by Wo0tusses on Aug 12, 2005 0:03:15 GMT -5
Fun Fact: New York was formerly known as New Amsterdam. Now don't ask where old Amsterdam is... Doose of the Pink Panties...
i know you know where amsterdam is, those crazy dutch fuckers
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Aug 12, 2005 14:21:14 GMT -5
Fun Fact: New York was formerly known as New Amsterdam. Now don't ask where old Amsterdam is... Doose of the Pink Panties...
i know you know where amsterdam is, those crazy dutch fuckers With their legal prostitution rings where you select teh one you want from a window. Now that's what I call... window shopping!
*rimshot*
~Acid
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Post by Wo0tusses on Aug 12, 2005 18:52:11 GMT -5
Doose of the Pink Panties...
i know you know where amsterdam is, those crazy dutch fuckers With their legal prostitution rings where you select teh one you want from a window. Now that's what I call... window shopping!
*rimshot*
~Acid
you stole that punch line from teh behind teh scene thing of duece bigilo! i saw that last night this morning, on comedy central
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 12, 2005 20:27:26 GMT -5
Fun Fact: New York was formerly known as New Amsterdam. Now don't ask where old Amsterdam is... Doose of the Pink Panties...
i know you know where amsterdam is, those crazy dutch fuckers Everybody knows... that's why I said not to ask... cuz if they did they would get smacked...
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Post by Wo0tusses on Aug 12, 2005 22:13:12 GMT -5
derp, i misread that
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Aug 15, 2005 13:52:15 GMT -5
you stole that punch line from teh behind teh scene thing of duece bigilo! i saw that last night this morning, on comedy central Whatever do you mean? I know naught what you speak of... *walks away innocently*
~Acid
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Aug 15, 2005 17:47:50 GMT -5
Doose of the Pink Panties...
i know you know where amsterdam is, those crazy dutch fuckers Everybody knows... that's why I said not to ask... cuz if they did they would get smacked...with a tack hammer?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 16, 2005 21:47:14 GMT -5
Everybody knows... that's why I said not to ask... cuz if they did they would get smacked... with a tack hammer? A ball pein hammer.
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