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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Dec 24, 2004 16:47:59 GMT -5
Christmas is tomorrow and I've only gotten 2 requests? Fine, I didn't wanna give you guys anything anyway.
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Post by nastygirl on Dec 24, 2004 21:32:24 GMT -5
I WAS gonna ask for a new faucet for my kitchen sink (my old one broke this afternoon and I need to do dishes) BUT you arent taking requests...to FINE! Merry Christmas
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Post by mizelle58 on Dec 24, 2004 22:16:43 GMT -5
Christmas is tomorrow and I've only gotten 2 requests? Fine, I didn't wanna give you guys anything anyway. Oh wow, I totally forgot to ask for anything. Hmm, well it's real late now, so I'll just be old fashioned and ask for boobies or something. Or I'll settle for you not eating all my cookies and milk this year you greedy farkin bastard!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Dec 24, 2004 22:18:52 GMT -5
I WAS gonna ask for a new faucet for my kitchen sink (my old one broke this afternoon and I need to do dishes) BUT you arent taking requests...to FINE! Merry Christmas Will this do?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Dec 24, 2004 22:20:34 GMT -5
Oh wow, I totally forgot to ask for anything. Hmm, well it's real late now, so I'll just be old fashioned and ask for boobies or something. Or I'll settle for you not eating all my cookies and milk this year you greedy farkin bastard! And for you my dear, a pair of cookie making boobies.
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Post by mizelle58 on Dec 24, 2004 22:27:46 GMT -5
And for you my dear, a pair of cookie making boobies. *bows to teh power of Bizarro Santa* *runs off to eat cookies*
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Post by Wo0tusses on Dec 25, 2004 0:03:00 GMT -5
0MGzor!!! that's exactly teh same thing i was gonna ask for!!! and lindsey lohan, with just a ribbon...
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Post by nastygirl on Dec 25, 2004 3:29:36 GMT -5
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Dec 25, 2004 21:12:11 GMT -5
0MGzor!!! that's exactly teh same thing i was gonna ask for!!! and lindsey lohan, with just a ribbon... For you my friend, Lindsey Lohan wearing a bright red ribbon. Untouched even. (she's far to young for me) Oh, thanks to modern mad science, cookies will spring from her boobies on command.
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Post by Wo0tusses on Dec 27, 2004 4:29:53 GMT -5
For you my friend, Lindsey Lohan wearing a bright red ribbon. Untouched even. (she's far to young for me) Oh, thanks to modern mad science, cookies will spring from her boobies on command. 0MG-FUCKING-SHIVA
that's even better than i had hoped for!!! <head asplodes>
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Post by Antsy McPants on Dec 27, 2004 21:20:12 GMT -5
0MG-FUCKING-SHIVA
that's even better than i had hoped for!!! <head asplodes> Sweet! Since W00t's head asploded, I'm taking his cookie dispensing Lindsey Lohan.
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Post by Kadamon on Apr 8, 2005 20:02:37 GMT -5
I want...
-an unlimeted supply of peanut butter. -an unlimeted supply of mountain dew. -a mouse that has a heating system in it for winter time, but has fans for teh summer. -a little trained monkey that could sit on my shoulder. -teh wind between my legs.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 8, 2005 20:17:11 GMT -5
I want... -an unlimeted supply of peanut butter. -an unlimeted supply of mountain dew. -a mouse that has a heating system in it for winter time, but has fans for teh summer. -a little trained monkey that could sit on my shoulder. -teh wind between my legs. Ummmmm.... ok....
Well... your heated mouse poops peanut butter and pees mountain dew. And since he has fans, if you put him in your lap he can fan you and you'll feel teh wind between your legs.
And here's your monkey. His name is Phil. He'll sit on your shoulder. And he's been trained to fling his poo on command. Guess you shoulda specified what kind of training you wanted...
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Post by Kadamon on Apr 8, 2005 20:33:40 GMT -5
That's exactly what I wanted him to do As for teh mouse, I meant a computer mouse
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 8, 2005 20:35:15 GMT -5
Ahh see? You hafta be very specific for Bizarro_Santa is very literal.
Better luck next year little girl. *pats you on teh head*
Now I'm off to get blitzed with teh Bizarro_Elves. THEY'RE HUGE!!
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