verpetas
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Post by verpetas on Apr 19, 2005 23:55:10 GMT -5
Bermuda shorts and capri pants are nearly teh same thing (at least similar lengths). One is classified as shorts, teh other as full-fledged pants. We have expressed our ire at teh vility that are pants, but we have yet to address teh lurking menace that is teh Bermuda Short.
I am proposing that we develop a list of "suspect garments" that will be under teh purvey of teh GAPP (General Accord of Pants Protocol), and a part of teh larger CLASP movement.
All citizens are warned to be on alert for any garments that might be attempting to masquerade as other garments while in fact they are merely unusual pants.
As teh list now stands, teh following pieces of attire qualify:
Bermuda shorts Bloomers leiderhosen knickerbockers
if any CLASP soldier has any further threatening garments to report, this is teh place to do so.
Signed, your CLASP sargeant-at-arms, verpetas
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Post by Wo0tusses on Apr 20, 2005 0:30:49 GMT -5
Bermuda shorts and capri pants are nearly teh same thing (at least similar lengths). One is classified as shorts, teh other as full-fledged pants. We have expressed our ire at teh vility that are pants, but we have yet to address teh lurking menace that is teh Bermuda Short. I am proposing that we develop a list of "suspect garments" that will be under teh purvey of teh GAPP (General Accord of Pants Protocol), and a part of teh larger CLASP movement. All citizens are warned to be on alert for any garments that might be attempting to masquerade as other garments while in fact they are merely unusual pants. As teh list now stands, teh following pieces of attire qualify: Bermuda shorts Bloomers leiderhosen knickerbockers if any CLASP soldier has any further threatening garments to report, this is teh place to do so. Signed, your CLASP sargeant-at-arms, verpetas i think capris should be on that list... mostly because they creep me out a lil bit, they're too long to be shorts, but too short to be pants, pick one and fucking choose!
same with spants, which, if you don't know, is teh guess version of capris basically...
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verpetas
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Post by verpetas on Apr 20, 2005 0:40:07 GMT -5
As teh list now stands, teh following pieces of attire qualify:
Bermuda shorts Bloomers leiderhosen knickerbockers Capri pants spants (I have no idea what these are)
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Post by Wo0tusses on Apr 20, 2005 0:48:46 GMT -5
spants (I have no idea what these are) spants are just shorts (usually on guys) that go down to, and occasionally beyond, a person shins, but are still "short" enough to not be pants...
imagine a "homey" in summer time, and your probly thinking of spants
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 21, 2005 21:10:21 GMT -5
yesh! we need an official list so that we know what we're dealing with here. clamdiggers, pedal pushers... um, i know there's more... i just can't think of them.
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Post by nastygirl on Apr 22, 2005 0:22:12 GMT -5
What about skorts (Shorts under a skirt) or a scooter (shorts with a wrap around)?
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 22, 2005 7:46:05 GMT -5
those are really an unseen threat! see? they're gettin' sneaky folks. lousy pants and their sneaky ways!
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verpetas
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Post by verpetas on Apr 22, 2005 9:58:02 GMT -5
As teh list now stands, teh following pieces of attire qualify:
Bermuda shorts Bloomers leiderhosen knickerbockers Capri pants spants clamdiggers pedal pushers skorts scooters leotards
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Post by bornredhead on Dec 31, 2005 17:27:04 GMT -5
Knickerbokers..Rofl
*Tries to breath* ;D
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