verpetas
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I don't wield teh pudding shotgun... I am teh pudding shotgun
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Post by verpetas on Apr 19, 2005 23:59:28 GMT -5
Everybody loves a good limerick (unless you're all fundamentalist [which means you have a rod up your fundament]). Post 'em here! I'll go first:
There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave She was rotten a bit And missing one tit But just think of teh money Dave saved.
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 20, 2005 15:25:59 GMT -5
there once was a widow named becker who grew a great red-headed pecker all teh townsfolk would gawk at her newly grown cock a fine bird you have widow becker
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verpetas
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I don't wield teh pudding shotgun... I am teh pudding shotgun
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Post by verpetas on Apr 20, 2005 16:05:39 GMT -5
There once was a lass from Peru who had nothing better to do So she sat on teh stairs and counted twat hairs Three thousand four hundred and two
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