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Post by Emi-chan on Feb 7, 2005 14:54:15 GMT -5
teh easiest form of poetry that anyone can write... all you hafta remember is 5-7-5. Those are teh number so syllables in each line of a haiku!
For example a Haiku a friend of mine wrote about gummy bears!
I am a rich man. I own a gummy bear farm Eat some you will.
And for some reason he only had four syllables in teh last line... I dont think he can count very well.
*stupid mic*
Anywho... write some haiku and share tehm with us... its fun and easy.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Feb 7, 2005 21:09:08 GMT -5
His haiku is very Yodaish.
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Post by Emi-chan on Feb 8, 2005 0:23:54 GMT -5
Yeah... it is very Yodaish... is that even a word?
Anywho... here's one I wrote today since we were talking about it in one of teh other topics.
Cute little puppy Your new master is Hawkeye Bang, Bang, don't pee there!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Feb 8, 2005 20:29:43 GMT -5
It is now.
FMA is scary They kill puppies and girlies Then there are boobies
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Post by Antsy McPants on Feb 9, 2005 16:53:51 GMT -5
It is now.
FMA is scary They kill puppies and girlies Then there are boobies
You must be crazy, man. Boobs are not scary at all. You must be teh ghey.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Feb 9, 2005 23:06:02 GMT -5
You must be crazy, man. Boobs are not scary at all. You must be teh ghey. You misunderstand. teh duplicity is scary. Boobs are teh goodness.
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Post by Wo0tusses on Feb 10, 2005 2:03:21 GMT -5
You misunderstand. teh duplicity is scary. Boobs are teh goodness. i completely agree, and am mildly inspired, so now shall unveil teh greatest epic hiaku ever written!
BOOBS BOOBIES BOOBS! BOOBIE BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBS! BOOBIES BOOBS BOOBS!
TITS JUGGS BOO-OO-OOBIES! GONZAGAS! CHI-CHIS, OH YEA! BOOBIES = YUMMY!
(yea, i cheated on that last sentance, but teh greatness of teh rest of teh epic haiku makes up for it)#nosmileys
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Post by Emi-chan on Feb 11, 2005 11:27:24 GMT -5
i completely agree, and am mildly inspired, so now shall unveil teh greatest epic hiaku ever written!
BOOBS BOOBIES BOOBS! BOOBIE BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBS! BOOBIES BOOBS BOOBS!
TITS JUGGS BOO-OO-OOBIES! GONZAGAS! CHI-CHIS, OH YEA! BOOBIES = YUMMY!
(yea, i cheated on that last sentance, but teh greatness of teh rest of teh epic haiku makes up for it) I died by Haiku... teh boobies were everywhere Death by Haiku fun.
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Post by teh don on Feb 16, 2005 10:13:28 GMT -5
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Post by cjh6697 on Nov 13, 2005 20:15:53 GMT -5
Do your breasts hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Something, something, ehh.
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Post by Antsy McPants on Nov 14, 2005 0:05:04 GMT -5
Why teh odes to boobs? Is there some obsession here? I guess I concur.
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Post by squishy candy on Nov 14, 2005 10:23:45 GMT -5
wuv sucks donkey balls big huge hairy stinky balls they're dirty big balls
yeah, my haiku sucks monkey butt
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Nov 14, 2005 20:17:15 GMT -5
Boobies are very great Boobies are so wonderful Gummi has boobies
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Post by squishy candy on Nov 14, 2005 21:53:23 GMT -5
my boobies bounce high jiggle jiggle jiggle bounce they bounce to and fro
YAY!
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Post by brakster on Jan 17, 2006 2:35:18 GMT -5
My X had big boobs they were wonderfull boobies I miss that whores boobs
Hurray! my first haiku! I am gonna make more haikus at will!
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