Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Mar 11, 2004 14:42:51 GMT -5
Ok, this isn't actually a poem, but more like a ode to women, read it until you understand it.
By teh time teh Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And teh Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with only two hands." teh angel was astounded at teh requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on teh standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." " But I won't," teh Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." teh angel moved closer and touched teh woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," teh Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?", asked teh angel. teh Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." teh angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched teh woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," teh Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's teh tear for?" teh angel asked. teh Lord said, "teh tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her wuv, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." teh angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And he is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, wuv joy. They smile when they wanna scream. They sing when they wanna cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to teh doctor with a frightened friend. They wuv unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at teh loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.teh heart of a woman is what makes teh world keep turning! They bring joy and hope. They have compassion and ideals.They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget their worth. Pass this along to your women friends to remind them how amazing they are.
~Acid