Post by Wo0tusses on Mar 16, 2005 4:28:03 GMT -5
Yea, this is a thread for short stories if ya wanna post 'em. i guess i just used that title because it fits with teh story i'm about to post
Preface
this is based on true events but exagerated for teh sake of being interesting, was told in AIM, and i like how it's formatted, and im' too lazy to retype it all, so i'm changing teh SNs...
here goes nuffin...
Wo0tus: it was a odd and weary afternoon. i had just finished two different finals, and it was my junior year of high school, i was more than ready for summer to be here, but alas i still had a day and a half of finals left.
Wo0tus: a few weeks previous i had planned to, and attained tickets to a conert. which i was attending that night
Wo0tus: teh bands playing were Staind, Cold, and Puddle of Mudd, but that is somewhat irrelevant.
Wo0tus: so i finshed teh two finals i had that day, and cruised on over to madison in about an hour and a half, usually a two hour drive.
Wo0tus: i was just far too stoked to be seeing my best friend again, who had moved away about a month previous, and stoked for seeing teh show later that night
Wo0tus: so i met up with her, and two other friends of mine, one from teh same school i went to anthony, and Naomi (Imoan backwards), and Rachel(teh friend who had moved)
Wo0tus: so soon after i arrived we left one our way to milwuakee, to teh venue
Wo0tus: we made it there fine, and i was supposed to meet a friend i met online there, but never saw hide nor hair of her.
Wo0tus: we went through teh motions during teh concert, puddle of mudd sucked (big surprise) and Cold put on teh best show of teh night, i was rocking out in teh pit teh entire preformance, and staind was lame, so after a couple songs i had myself passed up, and then off to teh front, which got me outta teh pit
Wo0tus: i sat down for a lil bit, just chillin, trying to cool off...
Wo0tus: and i'm confronted by a demon
schmee schmee: oh myz
Wo0tus: he was trying to talk some shit to me, and i tried to get him to fuck off, but he would not leave me alone
Wo0tus: so we roshamboued. he soemhow managed to get first kick, which i barely was able to maintain my composure through
Wo0tus: then i mustered up all my courage, and spirit, and gave him a swift kick to teh demon nuts that he'd never evar forget
schmee schmee: hahaha
Wo0tus: after which i made him get me some water
Wo0tus: while he was gone i vomited, he returned and i drank teh water up hastily, and met backup with my friends
schmee schmee: KICKASS!
Wo0tus: teh show ended and we had to figure out a way to get through teh large crowd that was all trying to get out at once
Wo0tus: it just so happened my firend anthony had a disguise with him, he disguised himself as a cop, and cuffed myself and my friends, and drug us out through teh crowd
schmee schmee: hahahaha
schmee schmee: what a legend
Wo0tus: we eventually made it out and to teh car and started on our way back to mad city
Wo0tus: where anthony and naomi, and rachel were staying
Wo0tus: but i had to take finals teh next morning so i started my venture back, though weary i needed to make it back for those
Wo0tus: so i start on my way
Wo0tus: driving somewhat slowly since i'm rather burnt out
Wo0tus: and a large beasty appeared in teh road... so i hafta stop and get outta my car and figure out a way to remove this beast from my path
schmee schmee: what was it?
Wo0tus: it was a... hyppo-gryth-pheonyx-unicorn
Wo0tus: thing
schmee schmee: wow how mystical
Wo0tus: very, but i just soo happened to have a mystical item in my car
Wo0tus: it was teh mystical twig of rover...
Wo0tus: which all animals feel teh need to chase
Wo0tus: so i threw that, and at first it didn't budge
Wo0tus: , but after a moment, of watching teh twig fly over teh horizen, and possibly to teh ocean, teh beast moved
schmee schmee: crazy!
Wo0tus: so i was on my way again, and i was really starting to feel weary, no mystical drink would be able to revive my weary body this time, so i pull off to a rest stop and nap for a couple hours. i awake to teh sun, and feel mildly refreshed
Wo0tus: i make my way teh rest of teh hour home, take another quick nap in my bed
Wo0tus: and then attend my finals
schmee schmee: HOLEY SHIT what a night!!!!
schmee schmee: that is insane
schmee schmee: how did you do on your finals though?
Wo0tus: i think i passed teh one i needed to, but barely, and teh other one i slept through because it was just a chapter test, and we had one throw out test each quarter anyway
schmee schmee:OMGzorz, your soo dreamy wo0tus, im' glad i know you
wo0tus:tis nothing
schmee schmee:*swoon*
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*some of teh replies were edited to make me feel better about myself, in teh same manner that teh story was...
hope you enjoi-ed teh story...
Preface
this is based on true events but exagerated for teh sake of being interesting, was told in AIM, and i like how it's formatted, and im' too lazy to retype it all, so i'm changing teh SNs...
here goes nuffin...
Wo0tus: it was a odd and weary afternoon. i had just finished two different finals, and it was my junior year of high school, i was more than ready for summer to be here, but alas i still had a day and a half of finals left.
Wo0tus: a few weeks previous i had planned to, and attained tickets to a conert. which i was attending that night
Wo0tus: teh bands playing were Staind, Cold, and Puddle of Mudd, but that is somewhat irrelevant.
Wo0tus: so i finshed teh two finals i had that day, and cruised on over to madison in about an hour and a half, usually a two hour drive.
Wo0tus: i was just far too stoked to be seeing my best friend again, who had moved away about a month previous, and stoked for seeing teh show later that night
Wo0tus: so i met up with her, and two other friends of mine, one from teh same school i went to anthony, and Naomi (Imoan backwards), and Rachel(teh friend who had moved)
Wo0tus: so soon after i arrived we left one our way to milwuakee, to teh venue
Wo0tus: we made it there fine, and i was supposed to meet a friend i met online there, but never saw hide nor hair of her.
Wo0tus: we went through teh motions during teh concert, puddle of mudd sucked (big surprise) and Cold put on teh best show of teh night, i was rocking out in teh pit teh entire preformance, and staind was lame, so after a couple songs i had myself passed up, and then off to teh front, which got me outta teh pit
Wo0tus: i sat down for a lil bit, just chillin, trying to cool off...
Wo0tus: and i'm confronted by a demon
schmee schmee: oh myz
Wo0tus: he was trying to talk some shit to me, and i tried to get him to fuck off, but he would not leave me alone
Wo0tus: so we roshamboued. he soemhow managed to get first kick, which i barely was able to maintain my composure through
Wo0tus: then i mustered up all my courage, and spirit, and gave him a swift kick to teh demon nuts that he'd never evar forget
schmee schmee: hahaha
Wo0tus: after which i made him get me some water
Wo0tus: while he was gone i vomited, he returned and i drank teh water up hastily, and met backup with my friends
schmee schmee: KICKASS!
Wo0tus: teh show ended and we had to figure out a way to get through teh large crowd that was all trying to get out at once
Wo0tus: it just so happened my firend anthony had a disguise with him, he disguised himself as a cop, and cuffed myself and my friends, and drug us out through teh crowd
schmee schmee: hahahaha
schmee schmee: what a legend
Wo0tus: we eventually made it out and to teh car and started on our way back to mad city
Wo0tus: where anthony and naomi, and rachel were staying
Wo0tus: but i had to take finals teh next morning so i started my venture back, though weary i needed to make it back for those
Wo0tus: so i start on my way
Wo0tus: driving somewhat slowly since i'm rather burnt out
Wo0tus: and a large beasty appeared in teh road... so i hafta stop and get outta my car and figure out a way to remove this beast from my path
schmee schmee: what was it?
Wo0tus: it was a... hyppo-gryth-pheonyx-unicorn
Wo0tus: thing
schmee schmee: wow how mystical
Wo0tus: very, but i just soo happened to have a mystical item in my car
Wo0tus: it was teh mystical twig of rover...
Wo0tus: which all animals feel teh need to chase
Wo0tus: so i threw that, and at first it didn't budge
Wo0tus: , but after a moment, of watching teh twig fly over teh horizen, and possibly to teh ocean, teh beast moved
schmee schmee: crazy!
Wo0tus: so i was on my way again, and i was really starting to feel weary, no mystical drink would be able to revive my weary body this time, so i pull off to a rest stop and nap for a couple hours. i awake to teh sun, and feel mildly refreshed
Wo0tus: i make my way teh rest of teh hour home, take another quick nap in my bed
Wo0tus: and then attend my finals
schmee schmee: HOLEY SHIT what a night!!!!
schmee schmee: that is insane
schmee schmee: how did you do on your finals though?
Wo0tus: i think i passed teh one i needed to, but barely, and teh other one i slept through because it was just a chapter test, and we had one throw out test each quarter anyway
schmee schmee:OMGzorz, your soo dreamy wo0tus, im' glad i know you
wo0tus:tis nothing
schmee schmee:*swoon*
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*some of teh replies were edited to make me feel better about myself, in teh same manner that teh story was...
hope you enjoi-ed teh story...