verpetas
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Post by verpetas on Apr 22, 2005 9:55:54 GMT -5
Q:she's my mommy, what can I say?
A: You can say, "Yes mommy dearest" and expect to get beaten with a wire coat hanger.
(still trying my best to keep this as a semi-FAQ)
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Post by verpetas on Apr 24, 2005 1:35:57 GMT -5
Q: I never seem to be able to bring myself to floss every day. How can I set up a routine that would allow me to remember to do so?
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Post by verpetas on Apr 24, 2005 2:16:37 GMT -5
Q: Does adding fabric softener exend teh life of a garment?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 24, 2005 17:37:05 GMT -5
So are we supposed to answer those, or are you taunting us with imponderable questions, then gonna give us teh answers later?
Cuz taunting is mean.
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 24, 2005 18:27:47 GMT -5
Q: I never seem to be able to bring myself to floss every day. How can I set up a routine that would allow me to remember to do so? Q: Does adding fabric softener exend teh life of a garment? 1. write a note to yourself. preferably with permanent marker and on your forehead. just make sure you write it backwards so you can read it when you look in teh mirror. 2. i don't know about making your clothing immortal but it sure does make your socks smell nice.
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Post by verpetas on Apr 24, 2005 21:37:35 GMT -5
So are we supposed to answer those, or are you taunting us with imponderable questions, then gonna give us teh answers later?
Cuz taunting is mean. I was hoping someone would answer. It seems my wildest hopes came true. Oh, joy is me. I'd be happy if just anyone were to answer any question they felt like. I claim no particular ownership to this thread.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 24, 2005 21:51:00 GMT -5
I was hoping someone would answer. It seems my wildest hopes came true. Oh, joy is me. I'd be happy if just anyone were to answer any question they felt like. I claim no particular ownership to this thread. Aha, carry on then.
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Post by Wo0tusses on Apr 25, 2005 2:35:49 GMT -5
there are a few thingsni'm wondering, like...
why do teh bunnies torment me so? will they ever stop?
does neosporine(i have no idea how teh fuct that's spelt) atctually work, or is it placebo effect?
immortality, how do i attain it?
can i too be a jedi master? if so, where do i sign up? and when do i get my lightsaber?
...that's it, i think.
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 25, 2005 7:39:51 GMT -5
there are a few thingsni'm wondering, like...
why do teh bunnies torment me so? will they ever stop?
does neosporine(i have no idea how teh fuct that's spelt) atctually work, or is it placebo effect?
immortality, how do i attain it?
can i too be a jedi master? if so, where do i sign up? and when do i get my lightsaber?
...that's it, i think. 1. i have nothing to do with teh bunnies. anyone who says different is a liar. 2. it works! really! it does! *was not paid to endorse product* 3. dryer sheets. 'nuff said. 4. deu5 should be answering teh jedi question. his alter-ego is yoda[/i] after all.
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Apr 25, 2005 13:59:35 GMT -5
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 25, 2005 18:03:42 GMT -5
for teh same reason that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is teh fear of long words. to fuck with your head. ;D
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 25, 2005 20:22:26 GMT -5
can i too be a jedi master? if so, where do i sign up? and when do i get my lightsaber? You are too old, yes, too old to begin teh training.
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Post by Wo0tusses on Apr 25, 2005 20:49:29 GMT -5
You are too old, yes, too old to begin teh training. what about KoTOR? they seem old and stuff, yet they still are able to begin teh training... stupid jedis, i'm gonna go to teh community college and take me some dark side courses...
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 25, 2005 21:31:54 GMT -5
what about KoTOR? they seem old and stuff, yet they still are able to begin teh training... stupid jedis, i'm gonna go to teh community college and take me some dark side courses...
On, you shall bring it, young paduwan. Own your ass, I shall.
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verpetas
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Post by verpetas on May 11, 2005 3:44:39 GMT -5
^ would be better as a robot. Q: what is teh primary difference between a marionette and a puppet? Q: What is teh difference between pillaging and plundering?
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