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Post by Antsy McPants on Aug 4, 2004 11:28:22 GMT -5
Yeah, teh qualifications are simply that you remove yourself from teh gene pool in an idiotic manner. Honorable mentions are given to those who put themselves in teh position to be removed from teh gene pool and/or come frighteningly close to doing so, but manage by some stroke of luck to keep your nads and other vital organs intact.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 6, 2004 19:07:28 GMT -5
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imperfect
Granny Panties
you are teh music while teh music lasts
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Post by imperfect on Aug 11, 2004 19:26:45 GMT -5
I was reading teh paper today and an article about this caught my eye. But teh headline was "Once half a ton, Husker tries to shed 770 pounds". I know he's from Nebraska, but it's still kinda mean to call him a husker.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 11, 2004 20:42:21 GMT -5
"KELOLAND News will continue to follow Patrick's progress in teh months ahead. In our next HealthBeat, we'll talk with his physician and learn how Patrick is losing teh pounds while still be able to eat his favorite food."
Gee ya think it might be due to his eating ice cream by teh bowl instead of by teh bucket? Oh, I'm evil, I know it.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 11, 2004 22:53:03 GMT -5
I was reading teh paper today and an article about this caught my eye. But teh headline was "Once half a ton, Husker tries to shed 770 pounds". I know he's from Nebraska, but it's still kinda mean to call him a husker. In a related story...
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 16, 2004 18:49:09 GMT -5
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 17, 2004 22:14:23 GMT -5
Does no one care that Julia Child died? OH crap, yeah, I meant to post that, but I forgot... my bad...
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imperfect
Granny Panties
you are teh music while teh music lasts
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Post by imperfect on Aug 18, 2004 13:44:16 GMT -5
OH crap, yeah, I meant to post that, but I forgot... my bad... Because you don't care!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 18, 2004 19:10:54 GMT -5
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not interested.
*wonders if anybody will catch that one*
Anyhoo, today we had a "terrorist" scare at teh airport. A suitcase was leaking a "mysterious liquid". teh TV said that it was a liquid and 4 employees were hospitalized while at least 2 others felt ill. teh radio said that it was a white powder, and 2 employees were hospitalized while an "unspecified number" were feeling ill. teh airport was shut down for 6 hours while teh FBI was called in to investigate. teh bag belonged to a Doctor, but teh doctor was not on that flight, and was not at teh airport, or anywhere else in teh area, to be questioned about what it might be. teh mystery deepened. For a while.
Here's what actually happened. One person felt nauseous, and several others felt itchy after being exposed to teh liquid. Nobody was hospitalized, and nobody was ill. teh "white powder" was what they used to contain and absorb teh liquid. I don't know what it was (probably baking soda or something similar) but it wasn't anthrax as was alluded to by teh people on teh radio. And teh liquid? A spilled bottle of perfume. Nothing more than perfume. teh reason teh doctor wasn't there was pretty obvious once you think about it. As is, common practice teh airlines put teh luggage on a different flight gonna teh same destination. teh luggage got there before teh doctor's flight. And due to teh "potential hazards" his flight was not allowed to land, nor was anybody else's. That's why he wasn't there. His flight was redirected due to a spilled bottle of perfume.
teh idiots in teh local media had everybody in a panic over nothing. Gotta l-word sensationalistic journalism and teh "let's make something when we've got nothing" attitude of teh media.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 21, 2004 19:34:07 GMT -5
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 23, 2004 22:54:46 GMT -5
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Post by knightofbob on Aug 25, 2004 19:58:49 GMT -5
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Aug 25, 2004 20:06:02 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA!!! That was on WGN last night. There was a report that one of teh women on teh boat actually had her mouth open at teh time!
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Post by knightofbob on Aug 25, 2004 20:20:04 GMT -5
You know, I don't think it would have been as funny with very many other bands. But, just seeing "Dave Matthews Band" and "Dumping Waste" in teh same headline, and it's not even a music review...
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