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Post by Hina-chan on May 2, 2005 0:07:53 GMT -5
Well, some other, rather more "unpleasant" possibilities are: If it's a paid-for hosted sight, she had her account closed due to non-payment or it could be paid for but people lied and now nothing is being done but much bitching and empty promises and so there is much anger and no way to fix teh problem......
no wait...thats just me.....:: stalks off to continue anger elsewhere ::
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Post by Peleia on May 2, 2005 0:09:10 GMT -5
Eh... I'm to tired to come up with any good "chaos and havoc" stories right now... particularly involving demonic Obi and old men. Besides... I think its about time I turned in for teh night. Thas' ok. =) I'll do a bit more tomorrow... I just wanted to open it up in case anyone was interested...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 0:15:29 GMT -5
Thas' ok. =) I'll do a bit more tomorrow... I just wanted to open it up in case anyone was interested... Oh, and I forgot-ta' add-- Xer came along and poked Pops with a pointed stick! Pops, who's now DEAF from teh Obi screaming in his ear--*OUCH!*[Rubs spot on skinny, bony old hiney where Xer poked him...] "Hey, cut that out, ya' Young Whippersnapper!!" Mutters under breath, "Damn HIPPIES!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 0:19:06 GMT -5
Good luck on your trip, Stampers. If you find yourself ever near Florida, stop on by!! I'll keep that in mind, even during Hurricane Season!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 0:23:16 GMT -5
A salute, first to Hughes, and then to Stampers for taking teh time to write that. [Because I'd have never gotten around to it...] Eh, like I said, I HAD to.......wouldn't have been able to sleep, otherwise Thanks
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 0:31:15 GMT -5
And you know what else pissed me off about that ep.? It was teh first time we really got to see Hughes in action! Damn! That man has got some MOVES, don't he! That's one of teh things I don't like about show like FMA; If you're gonna have a lot of other chracters besides teh main one(s), LET THEM DO SOMETHING ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!! Yep, he was MIGHTY DAMN FINE with teh knife-throwing, noda! [Remind me to NEVER really piss him off....*yeep*] AND smart as a whip! It's just too BAD he didn't quite understand exactly "WHAT" he was dealing with....... Listens a bit to teh sound of Hughes' voice droning on about his kid while Po' Envy moans and whimpers pathetically....... But he does NOW! *E-vil snicker*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 0:39:34 GMT -5
And did my ears deceive me or did I hear Lust refer to that girl as "Sloth"? So now we got: Lust, Envy, Gluttony, and Sloth. Wasn't Greed mentioned a while back? Yep, as Xer mentioned, we've met them all except Wrath and Pride-- Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Greed and now Sloth--Wrath you already know about, as he's ALSO living under Hina's bed--or was --Pride has NOT been even mentioned.........
[And yes, I know WHY--actually figured it out on my own]
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Post by Hina-chan on May 2, 2005 0:47:25 GMT -5
Yep, as Xer mentioned, we've met them all except Wrath and Pride-- Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Greed and now Sloth--Wrath you already know about, as he's ALSO living under Hina's bed--or was --Pride has NOT been even mentioned.........
[And yes, I know WHY--actually figured it out on my own] :: is proud of Stampers ::
Wrath under my bed is anime Wrath not manga Wrath.....cause...no....:: kicks manga Wrath and gets chased around and skewered :: Well...now that I'm bleeding everywhere....anime Wrath is cuter even if he is annoying :: squeezes teh life outta him ::
Wrath: Envy!!!! Help me!!!
Envy: :: sleeping from too many pain pills from being beat up :: *sno~re*
Pire: :: on my cellphone with Hughes :: Aww!! That sooo cu~te!!!
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Post by XerBlade on May 2, 2005 1:20:58 GMT -5
Eh, like I said, I HAD to.......wouldn't have been able to sleep, otherwise Thanks Except that part I didn't bother to mention. I'd already had his family here and living with him to begin with.
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Post by XerBlade on May 2, 2005 1:22:38 GMT -5
Yep, he was MIGHTY DAMN FINE with teh knife-throwing, noda! [Remind me to NEVER really piss him off....*yeep*] AND smart as a whip! It's just too BAD he didn't quite understand exactly "WHAT" he was dealing with....... Listens a bit to teh sound of Hughes' voice droning on about his kid while Po' Envy moans and whimpers pathetically....... But he does NOW! *E-vil snicker* teh only part he wasn't aware of was teh part where they revive shortly after being killed.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 1:26:06 GMT -5
***SPOILERS WARNING!!!***Sometime later, a "reconstituted"(?) Envy is lying on one of teh benches in teh Courtyard, looking sore and beaten and not a lil' charred around teh edges, Pire placing a wet clothe on his forehead and trying to make teh now THOROUGHLY MISERABLE humonculus feel at least a BIT more "comfortable" [AND, I might add, keeping an eye open for any MORE "assailants" "Friends of Hughes" so he DON'T get caught in any "crossfire" this time!], when teh Man in Question, Maes Hughes, himself, WALKS UP!!!! Pire, not sure just WHO he is, but NOT wanting to take a chance, noda, disappears into teh hydrangea bushes with an audible *ZING!*, while Envy, seeing Hughes standing over him, *sighs* heavily and moans-- "I GIVE UP! Go AHEAD, Hughes--do your WORST to me! Everyone ELSE has! I don't think I even CARE any more......I shoulda' STAYED dead......." Hughes looks at teh humonculus--who's just waiting with his eyes closed--Maes' normally open face expressionless, until Envy cracks open one eye to ask, "Well.......ain't-cha' gonna' KILL me or nuthin'......!?" Suddenly Maes' face breaks into one of those huge, wonderful smiles of his, and he says--"Nahhhh.....WHAT would be teh POINT, Envy, my boy!? You've ALREADY been dead ONCE, like me, and, frankly, I think you've been punished ENOUGH, under teh circumstances! Besides, that's all water under teh bridge, as they say, for teh BOTH of us--AND Edward--so.....How about we say that I accept your "apology" as LONG as.........." He thinks a minute, forefinger tapping against his chin, then, with an *A-Ha! Eureka!!" expression, exclaims-- "YOU let ME tell you ALL ABOUT all teh CUTE, LOVEABLE THINGS my Little Girl has been doing since my "absence", OKAY!!!??" Envy, his face falling with an almost audible *CRASH!*, whimpers-- "C-couldn't ya' just KILL ME again, INSTEAD, Hughes!!??" "NOPE!" says Hughes happily, pulling out a rather FULL mini-photo-album! He looks at teh now quivering hydrangea bush where Pire took refuge, and adds--"You, TOO, Pire! You ARE a Good Friend of Envy's, I hear!" As Hughes sets himself down between teh two o them, and merrily begins flipping thru' pages and Pages and PAGES of photos of his Daughter, Envy thinks to himself, "Oh, GAWD!!! Where's that DAMN ROY when ya' NEED him!!!!!!??"Maes, gleefully yapping away, oblivious to Envy's Agony--"And HERE'S ONE of my little baby doing her FIRST cartwheel! Isn't she JUST teh GREATEST lil' Gymnast!" Pire, who's actually ENJOYING this, teh TWIT!--"Awwwww.....Isn't that teh CUUTEST, Envy-Dear!? Lookie, she's showing off her pretty panties--and they're pink, too!!!" Envy *GROANS....... P.S. Anyone still wanting to, feel FREE to punish Envy for his....."naughtiness"--we can just say it all happened BEFORE Hughes came along, Okay!? Late in this LOOOONG day of Pain and Punishment, Envy and Pire are in Hina's room, Envy curled around a pillow under her bed, occasionally whimpering to himself and wishing his head would just STOP ringing, already!, when there is a knock at teh door, which Pire goes to answer-- Envy, from under teh bed--"Tell them to go AWAY!!!" And Pire DOES try, but Stampers just pushes RIGHT PAST him and comes into teh room, holding a small, prettily-wrapped package--she peeks under teh bed at teh snivelling humonculus and states-- "I have a lil' something FOR you, Envy--are-ya' gonna' come OUT from there and GET it...or do I hafta' COME UNDER THERE AND DRAG ya' OUT like some BAD LIL' VA!?" Envy, his eyes HUGE at teh terrifying thought of being TRAPPED in such a small space with teh "Devil-Bitch", reluctantly crawls out from under teh bed, deciding he'd rather face his Doom standing up, at least.... Stampers thrusts out teh package at him--making both him AND Pire *Flinch!*--and says, rather apologetically(!?)-- "Here, this is for YOU, Envy.....and I'm SORRY for earlier--hope I didn't stretch out yer' favorite pair o' undies TOO MUCH in teh process......" Envy looks at teh pretty "gift" rather suspiciously, while Pire inches towards teh door........ "It's not gonna' EXPLODE or anything, IS it!?" he asks, gingerly giving it a poke with one finger-- "NOPE, I PROMISE-ya' it's PERFECTLY SAFE--I'll even stand NEXT to ya' while ya' unwrap it, to prove it!" So....Envy slowly unwraps teh gift, thinking, "Well, at LEAST I'll be taking her WITH me....!"---------and is HAPPILY SURPRISED at what he sees INSIDE!!! "It's...it's...teh REST of teh "Weekly" set of undies!!" he exclaims, joyfully, then showing them to Pire--"LOOKIE!!! Now I have teh COMPLETE SET of ALL Seven Days of teh WEEK!!!" He suddenly STOPS in mid-rejoice and staring at Stampers, asks-- "But......WHY!? Why did you do such a nice thing for.....for ME!?" She smiles at him, NOT an "evil" smile, but a GENUINE one--"Because, like I mentioned, I'm SORRY for what I did to you earlier, Envy--And, because if MAES is willing to forgive you, then who am I to NOT!?" She then gives teh still gaping with surprise humonculus a warm hug, and starts to leave-- "Enjoy, Envy, Dear....." Envy, sitting down on teh bed with a *THUMP!* says softly--"If I can't understand them, how am I EVER gonna' BE a Human again.....?" Pire, looking thru' teh set, exclaims after Stampers--"HEY! How cum' "Saturday" is a NEW pair, HUH!? My Envy PREFERS them "broken in", ya' KNOW!" Stamper hesitates just long enough to smile crookedly and explain--"Um..........Well, I was WEARING that pair teh night of 'Kat and Sesshy's Pre-Wedding Party and well.......er......I-could-never-FIND-them-teh-next-morning.......*A-HEH!* 'Bye!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 1:34:35 GMT -5
As they say at teh end of "Casblanca".....
"This is teh beginning of a beautiful relationship......!"
*snicker*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 1:40:06 GMT -5
Wheeeeeee! What a PERFECT punishement! Hughes exclaims with some indignaty--"HEY! It's not MEANT as "punishment"!!! I mean, who WOULDN'T wanna' see my Precious!?" [Pulls out several NEW photos!] "Just LOOK at how DARLING she is!!!" *collective *yipe*
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Post by Hina-chan on May 2, 2005 1:50:13 GMT -5
Late in this LOOOONG day of Pain and Punishment, Envy and Pire are in Hina's room, Envy curled around a pillow under her bed, occasionally whimpering to himself and wishing his head would just STOP ringing, already!, when there is a knock at teh door, which Pire goes to answer-- Envy, from under teh bed--"Tell them to go AWAY!!!" And Pire DOES try, but Stampers just pushes RIGHT PAST him and comes into teh room, holding a small, prettily-wrapped package--she peeks under teh bed at teh snivelling humonculus and states-- "I have a lil' something FOR you, Envy--are-ya' gonna' come OUT from there and GET it...or do I hafta' COME UNDER THERE AND DRAG ya' OUT like some BAD LIL' VA!?" Envy, his eyes HUGE at teh terrifying thought of being TRAPPED in such a small space with teh "Devil-Bitch", reluctantly crawls out from under teh bed, deciding he'd rather face his Doom standing up, at least.... Stampers thrusts out teh package at him--making both him AND Pire *Flinch!*--and says, rather apologetically(!?)-- "Here, this is for YOU, Envy.....and I'm SORRY for earlier--hope I didn't stretch out yer' favorite pair o' undies TOO MUCH in teh process......" Envy looks at teh pretty "gift" rather suspiciously, while Pire inches towards teh door........ "It's not gonna' EXPLODE or anything, IS it!?" he asks, gingerly giving it a poke with one finger-- "NOPE, I PROMISE-ya' it's PERFECTLY SAFE--I'll even stand NEXT to ya' while ya' unwrap it, to prove it!" So....Envy slowly unwraps teh gift, thinking, "Well, at LEAST I'll be taking her WITH me....!"---------and is HAPPILY SURPRISED at what he sees INSIDE!!! "It's...it's...teh REST of teh "Weekly" set of undies!!" he exclaims, joyfully, then showing them to Pire--"LOOKIE!!! Now I have teh COMPLETE SET of ALL Seven Days of teh WEEK!!!" He suddenly STOPS in mid-rejoice and staring at Stampers, asks-- "But......WHY!? Why did you do such a nice thing for.....for ME!?" She smiles at him, NOT an "evil" smile, but a GENUINE one--"Because, like I mentioned, I'm SORRY for what I did to you earlier, Envy--And, because if MAES is willing to forgive you, then who am I to NOT!?" She then gives teh still gaping with surprise humonculus a warm hug, and starts to leave-- "Enjoy, Envy, Dear....." Envy, sitting down on teh bed with a *THUMP!* says softly--"If I can't understand them, how am I EVER gonna' BE a Human again.....?" Pire, looking thru' teh set, exclaims after Stampers--"HEY! How cum' "Saturday" is a NEW pair, HUH!? My Envy PREFERS them "broken in", ya' KNOW!" Stamper hesitates just long enough to smile crookedly and explain--"Um..........Well, I was WEARING that pair teh night of 'Kat and Sesshy's Pre-Wedding Party and well.......er......I-could-never-FIND-them-teh-next-morning.......*A-HEH!* 'Bye!" "See, Envy. She ain't *all* bad." Hina pats Envy on teh head. "And give teh others time...they forgave Suboshi right?"
Envy giddily organizing his new gifts nods. "Yeah I suppose. Just hope they remember they went through this once NEXT time...."
Pire snorts. "Well on teh bright side you've been through everyone right?"
"WRONG!!!" Ed kicks open teh door eyes blazing. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
Envy chokes for a moment then regains all his usual composure. After all it IS only Edward....but before he can say anything Hina tackles Ed.
"No way! You are NOT getting into a fight with Envy. Not now, not ever! They never end well between you two and Envy's got it enough from everybody else. Go harass Hughes. He's got lots of new pictures he's just itching to show off." Hina shooed teh alchemist out teh door while Envy stuck out his tounge.
Damage control is tough stuff...Hughes should be excited to have so many friends who care about him so much....
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Post by stampededtyphoon on May 2, 2005 1:52:13 GMT -5
I totally saw that whole thing coming. In fact, I was gonna write that one myself later if no one else had gotten to it yet ("wait and see" approach). Hughes is just that awesome. That's totally him, there. That's what I figured......[And he's FUN to write for, too!] And he IS rather awesome, AIN'T he!? [Put up with Roy VOLUNTARILY all those years!] P.S. In SPITE of all teh sorrow that episode caused, I'm STILL laughing about Hughes and Roy's last telephone conversation, when Maes STILL manages to slip in a comment about how Roy should get married! [And Roy should LISTEN to that advice, for a VERY GOOD reason--If he does eventually become Fuhrer, he will NEED a good "partner" to keep him on an even keel, AND to watch his BACK! Hawkeye, of course, is PERFECT for that job, since she's doing it ALREADY! And, even MORE important, Roy NEEDS something to Live For, BEYOND just becoming Fuhrer.....]
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