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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Apr 26, 2005 23:51:32 GMT -5
teh Emi sayeth: Xer's a guy... he can't catch teh boquet... me: I know. That's why I thought it would be funny. And Xer sayeth: teh "quirky story" involved things like flowers, and Emi, and some random smart guy whom I forgot which one I'd had in mind, and stuff. And it took me all of a half second to come up with teh whole thing.And Stampers sayeth: Well, we'll see.....
And I go....
Well, this is teh picture I got in my head when I thought of it. All teh eligible women in teh room are mauling eachother trying to get in good position. Kat throws teh bouquet, a bit too hard perhaps, and they all reach for it in vain, as it sails right over their heads. It lands on Xer's head, still in his moping state, bounces off and comes to rest at his feet.
There is a moment of silence. Somewhere, a lizard crawls across a rock.
And then Xer has to teleport outta there to avoid being torn to shreds by teh vicious mob. teh End. But I'm sure Xer's story is better.BWHAHAHAHAHA!! That's great...i really like teh "Somewhere, a lizard crawls across a rock" part..^_^
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Post by lizardali on Apr 26, 2005 23:56:39 GMT -5
BWHAHAHAHAHA!! That's great...i really like teh "Somewhere, a lizard crawls across a rock" part..^_^ That's my favorite part too. It annoys teh crap outta me when they do that in anime. Or anything.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 27, 2005 0:06:43 GMT -5
And I added: BTW--Schu could probably tell you a thing or two about HIS "death"......if he remembers it
Pel was "shooting teh breeze" with that artist fella', Katsu, so Schu--not particularily INTERESTED in their conversation once he realized Pel and teh Artist had never SLEPT together ["*Sigh*--Nothing "juicy" THERE to pick up in their minds, Ho Hum!"]--wandered off to maybe find Farfie, and see what "mischief" HE might be up to with Marilyn.......
He hadn't gone very far, however, when he suddenly found himself bumping into that tall "prophet" guy--Nathan, was it...?
Nathan swung a long arm around Schu's shoulders and kept him from "escaping" while he all but BELLOWED in teh Assassin's ear--
"Oh, so you came BACK to find out your "Fate", EH, Mr. Shoelick!?"
"teh name's SCHULDIG, and NO, I DID NOT, you big FAKE!"
THAT made Nathan rather ANGRY, and Schu realized his mistake just a wee bit TOO LATE........!
"WELL!!! Just for THAT, I'm going to TELL you HOW YOU DIE, ANYWAY, MIS-ter Shoe-DITCH!!!"
What Nathan didn't realize [until later] was that he DIDN'T hafta say a WORD--Schu was ALREADY picking up mental images of what Nathan was seeing--very UGLY images.........
"NO!!!" Schu screamed, his green eyes WIDE in terror! Then he tore himself AWAY from teh Prophet and ran, as hard and fast as he COULD, trying to get as FAR AWAY of what he had glimpsed in Nathan's mind as POSSIBLE!
Nathan, who had already decided to apologize and change teh subject as SOON as he saw what MIGHT lay ahead in teh cranky German's future, stared after him, both dumbstruck by Schu's reaction as WELL as rather ashamed of himself for letting his anger get teh better of him.........
"I had NO idea.....!" he muttered to himself, grimly pushing teh nasty images out of his mind, "I guess I DO owe that poor boy an apology...if I ever get teh CHANCE..."
To be Continued--
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Apr 27, 2005 0:10:13 GMT -5
That's my favorite part too. It annoys teh crap outta me when they do that in anime. Or anything. Or teh random sky shot of a single bird flying over head...that's annoying too! Unless it's teh bird from Naruto that says "A-ho! A-ho!" (sp?) which means stupid if I remember correctly.
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 27, 2005 0:18:32 GMT -5
That's my favorite part too. It annoys teh crap outta me when they do that in anime. Or anything. However, I do like, say, that one Excel Saga scene, where Pedro and That Guy were facing off, and a tumbleweed went past, then 3 tumbleweeds, then several tumbleweeds, and then an entire army of tumbleweeds went past, and teh ladies yell, "Just fight already!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 27, 2005 0:28:38 GMT -5
However, I do like, say, that one Excel Saga scene, where Pedro and That Guy were facing off, and a tumbleweed went past, then 3 tumbleweeds, then several tumbleweeds, and then an entire army of tumbleweeds went past, and teh ladies yell, "Just fight already!" Oh, THAT'S GREAT!!! *LAUGHS!*
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Apr 27, 2005 0:34:24 GMT -5
However, I do like, say, that one Excel Saga scene, where Pedro and That Guy were facing off, and a tumbleweed went past, then 3 tumbleweeds, then several tumbleweeds, and then an entire army of tumbleweeds went past, and teh ladies yell, "Just fight already!" Kinda reminds me of a scene from .Hack This bettle or bug thing keeps going past teh sceen many different times...and after having done this for awhile teh kid just squishes it with his staff... (damn...i can't think of his name, it's drving me crazy*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 27, 2005 0:50:21 GMT -5
Kinda reminds me of a scene from .Hack This bettle or bug thing keeps going past teh sceen many different times...and after having done this for awhile teh kid just squishes it with his staff... (damn...i can't think of his name, it's drving me crazy* Tsukasa And she lives in teh Hotel with Bear, remember....? [teh bug didn't HAVE a name, that I KNOW of...........] *snicker*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 27, 2005 2:36:12 GMT -5
And I added: BTW--Schu could probably tell you a thing or two about HIS "death"......if he remembers itPel was "shooting teh breeze" with that artist fella', Katsu, so Schu--not particularily INTERESTED in their conversation once he realized Pel and teh Artist had never SLEPT together [ "*Sigh*--Nothing "juicy" THERE to pick up in their minds, Ho Hum!"]--wandered off to maybe find Farfie, and see what "mischief" HE might be up to with Marilyn....... He hadn't gone very far, however, when he suddenly found himself bumping into that tall "prophet" guy--Nathan, was it...? Nathan swung a long arm around Schu's shoulders and kept him from "escaping" while he all but BELLOWED in teh Assassin's ear-- "Oh, so you came BACK to find out your "Fate", EH, Mr. Shoelick!?" "teh name's SCHULDIG, and NO, I DID NOT, you big FAKE!" THAT made Nathan rather ANGRY, and Schu realized his mistake just a wee bit TOO LATE........! "WELL!!! Just for THAT, I'm going to TELL you HOW YOU DIE, ANYWAY, MIS-ter Shoe-DITCH!!!" What Nathan didn't realize [until later] was that he DIDN'T hafta say a WORD--Schu was ALREADY picking up mental images of what Nathan was seeing--very UGLY images......... "NO!!!" Schu screamed, his green eyes WIDE in terror! Then he tore himself AWAY from teh Prophet and ran, as hard and fast as he COULD, trying to get as FAR AWAY of what he had glimpsed in Nathan's mind as POSSIBLE! Nathan, who had already decided to apologize and change teh subject as SOON as he saw what MIGHT lay ahead in teh cranky German's future, stared after him, both dumbstruck by Schu's reaction as WELL as rather ashamed of himself for letting his anger get teh better of him......... "I had NO idea.....!" he muttered to himself, grimly pushing teh nasty images out of his mind, "I guess I DO owe that poor boy an apology...if I ever get teh CHANCE..." To be Continued-- Pel found him sometime later, sitting huddled with his back against a tree on teh shore of teh small lake behind 'Kat's house, throwing pebbles into teh water in a desultary manner........... "Schu...?" "I DON'T want to TALK about it, Pel!" he snapped, not looking at her, but obviously reading her intent from her mind-- --Which made Pel rather PISSED--well, that, and teh stupid obi was giving her trouble, again--DANG teh Evil Thing! "All right, FINE! I have BETTER things to do than offer comfort to UNGRATEFUL Bastards like YOU, Schuldig!" she sniped, turning to stomp off in a huff--which AIN'T easy, wearing a kimono, I can TELL-ya'! *snort!* She hadn't gotten very far, however [kimono notwithstanding], when he called, "PELEIA! KITTEN!! I'm......I'm SORRY--you didn't DESERVE that, I know........." Pel stopped struggling with her obi [which seemed to be trying to slip down around her KNEES, Dammit!], but kept her back turned toward him-- "So........Are you gonna tell me what put you in such a Blind Panic back there, Schu?" He *sighed*, giving in--"I can SEE that I WON'T get any REAL peace until I DO--your mind will keep churning it over, whether you say a word to me or NOT.......Am I RIGHT, Kitten...?" Pel turned and looked at him then, a small, ironic smile on her pretty lips--"You READ me like a book, Schu--even when I ASK you politely to NOT "invade" my mind!" She came over and sat down next to him--well, KNEELED, actually [you can't really SIT cross-legged in a kimono, ya' know!]--and waited patiently for Schu to begin-- But, when he did, it WASN'T where she had EXPECTED him to "begin".................. To be Continued--
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 27, 2005 8:20:20 GMT -5
How long has it been since I made teh new thread? Like forever? I think so. Oh, and teh title is a quote from le capitaine Haddock, from Tintin. Cuz I felt like it, bitches. OK then, smarty-pants. What does it say? It's been too long since I took French... EDIT: OK, nevermind...
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 27, 2005 8:27:10 GMT -5
Considering Tenseiga has its own spirit and could likely get him to "accidentally" draw it without noticing when he meant to draw his other sword by its own power. Anyway, it apparently likes to help people, and "asks" Sesshoumaru for help in that sort of thing occasionally. And, damn, is Sesshoumaru ever just like his father and brother when he gets angry enough. I mean, this past manga chapter (titled Anger even) he suddenly starts fighting pretty much just like InuYasha normally does just from Mouryoumaru calling Kagura a "stupid fool" I believe it was. I thought it was cute, actually. It was akin to: "Insult my 'girlfriend' and I'll own your ass, punk!" That's not a literal translation, though...
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 27, 2005 9:50:46 GMT -5
BWHAHAHAHAHA!! That's great...i really like teh "Somewhere, a lizard crawls across a rock" part..^_^ yes but what you don't know is who that lizard was and WHY that lizard crawled across teh rock. Sorry... I got a mental image of Seiryuu in dragon form scurrying across a rock to get away from teh Merciful goddess.
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 27, 2005 9:53:52 GMT -5
However, I do like, say, that one Excel Saga scene, where Pedro and That Guy were facing off, and a tumbleweed went past, then 3 tumbleweeds, then several tumbleweeds, and then an entire army of tumbleweeds went past, and teh ladies yell, "Just fight already!" Or there's teh scene in teh one episode where you can HEAR teh fight, but SEE teh "peaceful scenes" with teh scrolling subtitles, "Please enjoy this peaceful scenary while we spare you teh graphic nature of this fight scene."
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 27, 2005 10:12:33 GMT -5
And I added: BTW--Schu could probably tell you a thing or two about HIS "death"......if he remembers itPel was "shooting teh breeze" with that artist fella', Katsu, so Schu--not particularily INTERESTED in their conversation once he realized Pel and teh Artist had never SLEPT together [ "*Sigh*--Nothing "juicy" THERE to pick up in their minds, Ho Hum!"]--wandered off to maybe find Farfie, and see what "mischief" HE might be up to with Marilyn....... He hadn't gone very far, however, when he suddenly found himself bumping into that tall "prophet" guy--Nathan, was it...? Nathan swung a long arm around Schu's shoulders and kept him from "escaping" while he all but BELLOWED in teh Assassin's ear-- "Oh, so you came BACK to find out your "Fate", EH, Mr. Shoelick!?" "teh name's SCHULDIG, and NO, I DID NOT, you big FAKE!" THAT made Nathan rather ANGRY, and Schu realized his mistake just a wee bit TOO LATE........! "WELL!!! Just for THAT, I'm going to TELL you HOW YOU DIE, ANYWAY, MIS-ter Shoe-DITCH!!!" What Nathan didn't realize [until later] was that he DIDN'T hafta say a WORD--Schu was ALREADY picking up mental images of what Nathan was seeing--very UGLY images......... "NO!!!" Schu screamed, his green eyes WIDE in terror! Then he tore himself AWAY from teh Prophet and ran, as hard and fast as he COULD, trying to get as FAR AWAY of what he had glimpsed in Nathan's mind as POSSIBLE! Nathan, who had already decided to apologize and change teh subject as SOON as he saw what MIGHT lay ahead in teh cranky German's future, stared after him, both dumbstruck by Schu's reaction as WELL as rather ashamed of himself for letting his anger get teh better of him......... "I had NO idea.....!" he muttered to himself, grimly pushing teh nasty images out of his mind, "I guess I DO owe that poor boy an apology...if I ever get teh CHANCE..." To be Continued-- Hey! One would never know you'd not read those books from that... for teh most part. I noticed one teeny outta character thing for Nathan... but It'll slide considering 1. Schu doubted him and 2. Cara is still trying to find him. You'd think that it would be easy to find a tall white haired man... but I can think of three off teh top off teh top of my head... and one of them even HAS blue eyes.
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 27, 2005 11:28:34 GMT -5
Oh look! teh mail's arrived, and there's a package for me! I wonder what it could be? *opens package* Squeeeee! Squeeeeee! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's teh first volume of teh Saiyuki anime, teh Journey Begins! I guess y'all know what I'm gonna be doing teh rest of teh morning, don'tcha?
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