Post by Peleia on Apr 15, 2005 13:47:07 GMT -5
Peanutcat said:
"Hey, I'm getting tired of waiting," I told Lorne, "I'm gonna go outside for some fresh air.""Sure thing, sweetie!" Lorne said, "If you're not back by teh time things get started, I'll go look for you."
"Thanks!" With that, I made my way out teh door, trying to keep my steps short to keep from tripping in this darn kimono. I saw Stampers' car in teh lot, and it seemed to be empty except for someone in teh back seat. Curious, I wandered over to investigate.
"Hello?" I said, tapping on teh window, "Who are you and what are you doing in this vehicle?" Startled, teh person turned around and went pale when he saw me.
"You?! Oh no! I'm dreaming again!" said Crispan.
"No, it's really me!" I said, amused.
"It's really you? You mean I'm not dreaming you when it's really Schu? Thank GOD!" he said in relief.
"You thought Schu was me?" I said shocked, and not a little ashamed. "I'm sorry, but when you tried to jump me and hit Schu instead, I thought--well, you two looked like you were have so much fun, I didn't wanna stop you."
"But I was only enjoying it because I thought it was you!" Crispin wailed, "If I'd known it was another guy . . . . . " He started to gag.
"Hey, Hey! Calm down!" I opened teh car door and sat next to him. "It's all right! Nobody's gonna judge you for that! It doesn't really matter to anyone here. You should know that by now."
Taking a deep breath, Crispin looked up at me. "Yeah, I guess you're right. But he was so good . . . . . . . . "
A bit miffed, I said "Really. Can Schu kiss like this?"
A few minutes later, "Um, no, he can't. Do that again. Please?" So I kissed Crispin again. One thing led to another . . . . . . . . . . .
Sometime later, Goku and Sanzo were waking past teh parking lot when they saw Stampers' car, rocking like mad, and teh windows steamed up.
"I do not believe this!" Sanzo snapped, "teh people here are insatiable!"
"Oh, quit being so grumpy all teh time, Sanzo!" said Goku. He watched teh car for a while. "Y'know, I'm hungry . . . "
"When aren't you hungry, you stupid monkey?" growled Sanzo.
". . . . . . . . . . . and I got me an idea!" From somewhere, Goku pulls out a glass of milk and a box of chocolate mix. He dumped some of teh mix into teh milk, them took teh glass and placed it on top of teh car and waited a minute. Then he retrieved teh glass. "Perfect" he said, drinking down teh chocolate milk.
"Idiot!" Sanzo said, smacking Goku with a paper fan.
Teehee... I'd wuv to see THAT in one of those chocolate milk commercials!
*sigh* Yeah, seems like we could be doing all kinds of 'natives getting restless' stories... *not feeling inspired today smiley*