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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 30, 2005 1:58:00 GMT -5
Yay! I L-word teh drunk fortune-telling cat! Here's teh translation... um, cuz I'm bored. (numbers correspond to bubbles) (parantheses are some of teh 'in between', not in bubble stuff) 1: I was trying to discover teh Queen's whereabouts. 2: Wow. A fortune-telling cat. 3: Geta fortune-telling is an ancient art. (You okay there, Tsuzuki?) (How do you tell fortunes with a geta?) 4: Phew! You reek of liquor. 5: You've been hitting teh catnip sake, haven't you!? (HAHA!) 6: And now teh results of my divination. 7: teh geta indicates that teh queen is west of here. 8: I see. 9: Then we shall go east. 8: WHAT?! (teh next page goes on to say): Kitsune: Ketto C's fortune-telling provides opposite answers. Ketto C: When I drink, my power gets a bit turned around. Meow! CATNIP sake!? [Don't tell my Evil Cats about THAT!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 30, 2005 2:00:47 GMT -5
Whoohoo! No bridesmaid dresses for us! Er... I mean... of COURSE I hope she adds us to teh bridal party.... *looks at Schu. Looks at Farf. Looks back at Schu.* (Can't I just tell them they're not invited?! *sigh* *adds a few more to teh unruly guest list*) Just tell them not-ta' kill anybody......... Schu starts-ta' ask a question-- NO, Schu--you can NOT "just maim" them, EITHER!
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 30, 2005 2:01:31 GMT -5
Kitty feelings... "WHAT teh HECK IS GOING ON THERE!?" Hey... she looked almost EXACTLY like my friend's cat.. Vashess.
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 30, 2005 2:02:21 GMT -5
I SWEAR that one looks like, "WTF!?" *Har!* Awwww....she was PRETTY! Yeah, she was! And so sweet! I miss her so much!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 30, 2005 2:04:15 GMT -5
I often wonder that myself....Somewhere someone has a Julie Anne fax......I want it!!!
I saw yer other kitty photos ^___^ I should put Fluffernutter pictures up...she's too cute for her own good! and requires none of teh stalking Sesshoma-Boo does for a decent image.... I have one cat, Max, who likes to sit on my closed laptop if I leave it sitting out on teh dining room table--he thinks it's a self-heating cat bed, apparently.....!
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 30, 2005 2:06:01 GMT -5
I have one cat, Max, who likes to sit on my closed laptop if I leave it sitting out on teh dining room table--he thinks it's a self-heating cat bed, apparently.....! I don't have a cat... but my aunt does... several in fact. One likes to attack me for just breathing... one thinks I'm its mother... one thinks I'm its pet... and teh rest just come around when they feel like it.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 30, 2005 2:12:29 GMT -5
I don't have a cat... but my aunt does... several in fact. One likes to attack me for just breathing... one thinks I'm its mother... one thinks I'm its pet... and teh rest just come around when they feel like it. "Typical" cat behavior!
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Post by Hina-chan on Mar 30, 2005 2:14:00 GMT -5
I have one cat, Max, who likes to sit on my closed laptop if I leave it sitting out on teh dining room table--he thinks it's a self-heating cat bed, apparently.....! We actually have one of those heated beds.....granted it was for my dog, but as soon as he got up Fluffnutter would take it over and roll around on it....She has her own now, but apparently she likes teh space of his more since she keeps laying down where it used to be....Her and teh new puppy are gonna fight over it I'm sure >.<
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 30, 2005 2:17:41 GMT -5
For teh most part yeah... except for teh one that don't like me and teh one that thinks I'm HIS pet. Those two are a bit strange... even for cats. Have you ever been pounced at "kitty-fu" style by a cat with all four paws aimed at you 90 degrees from teh floor? Or been pet... by a CAT? Both scenerios happened last time I stayed over at my aunt's house... and then teh second cat proceded to defend me from teh first cat before going back to petting me.
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Post by Peleia on Mar 30, 2005 2:36:54 GMT -5
Have you ever been pounced at "kitty-fu" style by a cat with all four paws aimed at you 90 degrees from teh floor? Or been pet... by a CAT? Both scenerios happened last time I stayed over at my aunt's house... and then teh second cat proceded to defend me from teh first cat before going back to petting me. Oh, I wuv cats so much. And YES, I have experienced both of those! When my cat Kalika wants to be petted, she'll crawl up next to you and 'pet' your arm with just a little bit of claw, and keep doing it until you stop whatever you're doing and pet her. And teh cat at my work, Oscar, (I work in a private home) is teh MASTER of kitty no jutsu. (Eh... did I spell that right? I shouldn't try to be cool, I'll just embarass myself...). He does teh jumping-from-teh-floor-to-attack thing, and he's a great jumper, he'll make it about waist-high. (He actually prefers teh butt.) Then he'll sink in teh claws and hang there. His other favorite is to wait until you walk behind teh recliner, and then run up it and jump off teh back and come at your head.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 30, 2005 2:39:39 GMT -5
Better do some more "story-telling" afore we get ourselves in trouble.....*A-heh*
Just then, Scully hurried in, looking a mite "disheveled"--
"Hello--I'm Dr. Dana Scully and welcome to teh Infirmary, Mr. Asaro--It's my day off, but Mitskake.....um...DOESN'T speak a lot of English, so he went to find ME to show you around, Yes!......Where would you like to start?"
But Asaro seemed momentarily "mezmorized" by teh front of Scully's labcoat--"Uhhhh.........."
Wolfwood, being teh father of a recently weaned toddler, realized what had caught Asaro's rather embarrassed attention, and with a rather fake-sounding laugh, said heartily--"Dr. Scully is teh PROUD MOTHER of a baby girl, Samantha, Inspector Asaro!" which seemed to JERK teh Health Inspector AWAY from Scully and BACK to teh business at hand--
"Oh...really!? I would have NEVER guessed! *A-heh!*" he said rather awkwardly, now looking ANYWHERE ELSE but at teh confused Scully......
......Until she looked DOWN at herself, and realized she was.....er....."leaking" a bit.....(!) [She had been breast-feeding Samantha when Mitskake informed her of teh arrival of teh Health Inspector, ya' see, and in her subsequent hurry..........Um, well, I think ya' get teh picture....]
"*URK!* EXCUSE me a minute, Gentlemen....!" she managed to say while keeping her composure, then, while teh two men looked at teh ceiling and discussed teh weather, Dr. Dana Scully did a VERY FAST "quick-change"!!!
When she came back, she had enough towels stuffed in her blouse to not only make SURE there wasn't a repeat of teh earlier incident, but it ALSO her gave a slightly larger bra-size, TOO, noda! [As she went back out her room door, Mulder, who was rocking Samantha to sleep as well as making sure Ryo-Oki didn't "wander" where teh cabbit might be SEEN by Asaro, commented--"Hey, I LIKE teh new "look", Honey!" and got a disgruntled GLARE for his trouble!]
"All Right, Mr. Asaro--Where would you like to start...?" asked Scully, picking up where she had left off as if NOTHING "untoward" had happened..........*Ahem*
To be Continued---
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 30, 2005 2:44:12 GMT -5
Oh, I L-word cats so much. And YES, I have experienced both of those! When my cat Kalika wants to be petted, she'll crawl up next to you and 'pet' your arm with just a little bit of claw, and keep doing it until you stop whatever you're doing and pet her. And teh cat at my work, Oscar, (I work in a private home) is teh MASTER of kitty no jutsu. (Eh... did I spell that right? I shouldn't try to be cool, I'll just embarass myself...). He does teh jumping-from-teh-floor-to-attack thing, and he's a great jumper, he'll make it about waist-high. (He actually prefers teh butt.) Then he'll sink in teh claws and hang there. His other favorite is to wait until you walk behind teh recliner, and then run up it and jump off teh back and come at your head. It's KUNG FU KITTY!! Me-OW!!!
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Post by Peleia on Mar 30, 2005 3:26:53 GMT -5
Ack! This one got longer than I expected....
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I got back fairly late from Katsu's place, and found a very smug Schu waiting for me at home. I just rolled my eyes, and didn't bother to tell him what I thought about people who say 'I told you so'. (He could hear it, anyway.)
But before I could turn in, he stopped me with a bit of a disgruntled look. "Kitten... I TRIED to get teh kid to go to sleep, but all he would do is sit at that damn window! I told you I'm not a damn babysitter." (*Shoulda given him some rum, that woulda put him to sleep! Hrumph*)
So I sigh and turn away from my nice comfy-looking bed, and head out into teh living room. Just as I pass through teh door, though, I hear a faint echo in my mind. ("And hey, kitten... he looks kinda...upset, or something. Maybe you should, I don't know, talk to him, or whatever.")
I snort, and send a thought back to him... ("Yooou liiike him.... admit it... you think he's sweeet, and cuuutee...") and get only pointedly NOT amused silence in reply, so I ignore teh disgruntled telepath and turn my attention to teh small form seated on teh couch, looking out into teh moonlit yard.
"Hey, kid. Can't sleep?" I ruffle his hair a little, just cuz I know it annoys him.
"Oh! Peleia-sama, you're home."
"Yeah, sorry. I should have told you when I came in. I thought you were in bed--where you should be, by teh way--and didn't I tell you you don't hafta call me Peleia-sama? Everyone else calls me Pel."
I plunked down on teh couch next to him, and he sits upright, folding his hands nervously in his lap. "Oh, yes, of course Peleia-sa-- ah... Peleia. I'm sorry."
I let out another big sigh. (It's just a day for that, I guess.) "You don't hafta apologize, sheesh. So... do you wanna talk about why you can't sleep?"
"I..." He looks up at me, and teh moonlight makes his eyes look even larger and more liquid. I have a feeling that I know what it is he's sitting here brooding about. (Damn that Sanzo!) He looks so forlorn, I just wanna grab him and hug him and never let go! But I manage to restrain myself, I figure that's teh last way to get teh skittish little thing to open up to me.
"I...it's nothing, Peleia-sama. I'm fine. I'll go to sleep now. Goodnight. I hope you sleep well." He gets up to leave, but I grab teh back of his robe and plunk him back down. (Still haven't gotten teh kid some proper clothes!)
"Hey, wait a sec. You know... I was thinking, Dougan. You've been here for a little while, and you seem to be getting used to things around here. How would you like to go to school?"
He looks up at me again, and now his eyes look a little more lively. (That's more like it!) "School? I have only ever attended teh teachings of teh temple. We learned basic things, but... would this school teach me all kinds of subjects?"
"Yeah, you'd learn all kinds of things. And meet other kids your age, too."
Now I can tell he's excited at teh idea. Yes! This is JUST what I need to get his mind off of that damn cranky monk.
He seems to come to a decision. "Yes, Peleia-sama. I think I would like that very much. I wish to learn everything I can, to make Sanzo-sama proud of me, when I see him again!"
Damn. Well, one step at a time, right?
"Allright, Dougan. Tomorrow we'll go to teh school and see about getting you enrolled. Now, how about bed?"
"Yes, good night, Peleia-sama."
"Good night. And STOP with teh SAMA already!!"
"Eep! Yes, Peleia-sama!"
*sigh*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 30, 2005 9:42:28 GMT -5
I don't think my cats would sit still long enough for me to be able to do that. I used to have a cat named Callie, too!!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 30, 2005 9:59:04 GMT -5
I can't take a break though! I'm hooked! And I can't read it at school, so all day I've been mumbling .... i need my death note... i need L.........EEEEEEEE Mwahahahaaaaaa!! My evil plan is working, I see... ;D Um yea that came up really big on my screen, and I'm in teh school comp lab, and I was swinging around frantically in my seat to make sure no teacher was near by, my poor English teacher would just be like "What are you doing? Oh......kay......" Eep! Sorry about that Isa. I didn't mean for you to get in trouble with teh nuns. But hey, at least it was fairly mild. I've seen pics that are much worse! Ha ha ha! Now you're obsessed like me! And I knew you'd L-word L, too, even though you were making fun of him before! *giggles* Yes. I wuv him too! *glomps L* Okay so you all know teh brides maids dresses are actually Kimonoes in pink and white teh men will be wearing tuxes/kimonos. teh bride and groom parties will be at teh hotel with teh wedding at teh house along with teh reception. Those that will be walking down. Stampers-Danny Faye-Spike Tsuma-linna Kiba-Oaka P-Kitty-Xer Vic-Cheza Snape-Amon Liz-short-pants (Hie) Isa-Mario *will add more late since my time is up here at this library* Yay! A kimono! I've never worn one before. Err, why does my name look like a Harry Potter character? I had to do a double take for a moment... I take breaks....erm...between chapters....o.o I read a lot of it all at once and I just wasted about two days reading all 58 chapters since hiatus has a tendency to kill me....is chap 60 out yet T.T :: goes to make more L icons :: outta all teh DN icons I have on my LJ and my GJ, they're all of L... Duct tape However, if you read my "follow-up" story on page 31, you will SEE that teh Hand DOES get to put in its "two cents" worth....! *snicker* Yeah, I read that. Stupid hand... That wasn't really teh type of thing I was thinking. I was more thinking, "Did this manga creator really just go and do something that will get him at least a small fraction as much fan hate mail as that one thing Watsuki did in teh Jinchuu Arc of Kenshin (before he did that nifty relapse follow up event to that which ended up getting even more mail than that, though most of it not hate [damn Watsuki is good]). Uh, keep in mind you guys that not everyone has read all of teh chapters yet. Go easy on teh spoilers.
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