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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 25, 2005 9:29:02 GMT -5
Tonight was teh NIGHT! Everything was planned and thought of down to teh last detail, and both Mir and Sergei were TRULY ready for their first night together as a couple, their first attempt at baby-making, their first experience of SEX!........... .............And po' Serg didn't know about Mir, but HE couldn't tell if he was THRILLED by teh arousal and excitement he was feeling--or just SCARED TO DEATH, noda!!!!!!! [It KINDA' felt like BOTH, what with teh nausea and sweating....!] And Sergei WAS determined to do it ALL "Right"--well, as much as he was able......*A-heh!* When he realized that he was all dressed and ready, but there was STILL an HOUR before he was to meet Mir, and he had just spent teh last 20 minutes pacing back-and-forth like a caged animal, Sergei *sighed* and went to talk to Stampers, aware that he was having a COLLOSSAL case of nerves! She had smiled understandingly, then asked him to QUIT with teh pacing already, and sit DOWN, which he did with a *Thump!*, then she began to give him a gentle, but soothing back-rub, running her knuckles over teh tense muscles of his shoulders, back and neck, not unlike teh one Mir had given him once............. "Sooo....." she began, speaking quietly, as Sergei closed his eyes and began to relax--"You have everything ready for you and Mir's "Big Night", huh...?" "Yes--and Thank You, Stampers--you AND Daniel--for giving me permission to bring Mir here, to my room.........I think we'll both appreciate that--and I'LL be a bit more......."comfortable".......I'm sure..." Stampers smiled--"Eh, like I said before, Sergei--teh both of you are adults--" [NOTE: Mir had just passed her 18th berfday, making her "legal" even by our standards] "--so we figured rather than make you go someplace else, well........Besides, ALL teh bedrooms in this house were THOROUGHLY SOUND-PROOFED by Nyan Nyan, so you won't be bothering anyone--just be as "discrete" as possible, for teh sake of my kids [Rem ALREADY asks too many embarrassing questions as it IS, noda!], AND for your own sake, too, otherwise Lupin and Spike will NEVER let you hear teh end of it!!" Sergei, FINALLY beginning to feel relaxed, even calm, *sighed* and tilted his head back, his long blond hair falling back over her hands, and, opening his green eyes, smiled up at her--"They're just JEALOUS, you know, Stampers!" She chuckled, and gave him a motherly kiss on his forehead, asking--"Did you and Mir decide on how you wanted to do your Wedding, Serg?" "Oh! I'm sorry--I meant to TELL you that earlier, but I was so......nervous..." [He gave her a crooked sorta' smile at that!] "...I guess that I forgot! We went to a Justice of teh Peace that Rev. Wolfwood recommended to us, and made ourselves "official" Husband and Wife this afternoon, but Mir ALSO would like a Traditional Ceremony, too--you know, with ALL teh "bells and whistles" as Mario calls it, so we'll be planning THAT.......um.....later...." "You MEAN--you got MARRIED ALREADY, Sergei, and you're JUST NOW TELLING ME!!!!??" Stampers yelped, making Sergei wonder if he had BLOWN IT, yet AGAIN! "Um......Yes? Did I screw-up somewhere, Stampers....?" he asked sheepishly-- "Oh, SERGEI SNEAK, OF COURSE NOT!!!! Now STAND UP and let me give you a Great BIG "Congratulations" Hug, You BLOND, You!!!" As Sergei stood up to receive his warm and oddly comforting hug, he couldn't HELP but wonder if he HADN'T just been insulted, somewhere in that statement......but, then again, with Stampers so genuinely HAPPY for him and Mir, maybe it really didn't matter, not in teh LEAST, noda...........! To be Continued-- *nudges Sergei* Sooo, you and Mir are gonna 'bump teh buoy', eh? *giggles*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 25, 2005 9:31:25 GMT -5
Crap--I gotta' go, but I DO have a question--Is anyone enjoying my Sergei Story? *raises hand* I am!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 25, 2005 9:32:56 GMT -5
I HOPE you mean funny in a GOOD way....... I DO try--action isn't my forte', but I am sorta' good at comedy [they say if it makes YOU laugh, then others may find it funny, too--and I'm sometimes laughing so hard it's hard to type!] Yeah, I know what you mean. I was sweating bullets over that 'Amon and Gandrion' fight thing, but I got a lot of positive feedback and it made me feel better.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 25, 2005 9:36:13 GMT -5
"....bored bored bored bored...." Hina grumbled. She sat on teh floor looking as if she had melted there from teh table as she absently spooned sugar into her massive tea mug.
Ryuuzaki perched on teh chair across from her and examined his own average sized tea cup wondering where one would acquire a mug of Hina's mug's size. He chewed thoughtfully on his thumb and was about to ask Hina directly since he really didn't have teh motivation to do any figuring like that when a rupert appeared on teh arm of teh chair.
Hina sat up in intrest. She hadn't really ever seen a rupert up close before. Though Al had mistaken one for a lost cat before....Ryuuzaki leaned closer to it, index finger against his lips. "What...is it?"
"Thats a....a rupert...other than that I don't know...I wonder how it got here..." Hina looked around as if maybe there would be a neon sign.
Ryuuzaki picked it up with his finger and thumb and stared at it while teh thing wriggled in protest of Ryuuzaki's bad handling job. "Interesting..." Ryuuzaki set teh rupert down carefully still watching it his motivation suddenly sparked. "How do they work?"
Hina shrugged and crawled around teh floor looking for any rupert shaped holes in teh molding. "How should I know." Ryuuzaki took advantage of Hina's distraction to swipe her oversized tea mug. By his count her tea was plenty sweet enough for him.
She peered over teh arm of Ryuuzaki's chair her nose nearly touching teh rupert still sitting there. Slowly she reached up and pulled teh rupert down and snuck away with it. She herself had been interested in how teh ruperts 'worked' and finally had a chance to find out.
Ryuuzaki, not about to loose teh thing that had motivated him lept off teh couch after her. "I wanna see it too!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~to be continued...
geh....sorry its so long....I wanna play with Ryuuzaki more and teh ruperts fascinate me....mostly cause I have no idea what they are..... Oh Hiiinnnnaaaaa!!! I have a goody basket for Ryuu! Can I give it to him!? Pretty please!!! BTW, are you familiar with a group called Plastic Tree? There were some pics on teh Death Note LJ community of some of teh members in cosplay as some of teh characters and they were really good!
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 25, 2005 10:20:47 GMT -5
After Emi-chan had finished talking with Van, and had FINALLY left, Spike Spiegel decided it was probably safe to come outta hidin--er.....go for a stroll.... Tossing a dirty look at Van--who IGNORED him--as he went thru' teh Living Room, Spike headed out teh front door, carefully AVOIDING that ever-hungry "manhood eating" plant as he passed it-- --THIS time, instead of SNAPPING at him as he passed by, aiming for his "fiddley-bits" or tush, whichever was CLOSER, teh plant waited until he had gone past, and now had his back to teh nasty lil' thing, then suddenly SPAT two slimy, fuzzy objects STRAIGHT at Spike's behind, hitting him SQUARELY in teh seat cushions with a wet-sounding *THWACK!*, which, catching po' Spike off guard like that, made him *YELP* like a kicked dog and jump about a FOOT into teh air!!! When he came DOWN from this "flight", he landed on teh porch steps, BADLY, lost his footing, and tumbled head-over-heels to land with his face in teh dirt and grass--teh cigarette he'd been lighting now all but SHOVED up his nose--*Ow*--[especially since it was STILL lit, noda!], and his hiney in teh air, looking a WEE bit like *Oro?* teh two "projectiles" turned out to be teh two young ruperts who had been FED to teh plant by Emi-chan as an "offering" of sorts, covered in icky plant goo, but otherwise undigested [seems that plant is VERY "picky" about what it eats and it PREFERS Spike Spiegel's "Family Jewels" for some reason--*Bleah!*--talk about yer' "Rocky Mountain Oysters", no and DA!], which, as soon as they realized they were free from their prison, headed for teh nearest "sanctuary" available.......which HAPPENED to be Spike's pant-leg, of COURSE! Aaaaand, Spike's OWN rupert, Broccoli [same green as Spike's hair, remember], who had been "nesting" peacefully is his Master's fuzzy 'do, decided to take OFFENSE at this "intrusion" into it's OWN "exclusive territory, NODA, and went into "attack and defense" mode, rah-ther aggressively! A short time later, 'Kat, looking out her front room window, asked incredulously-- "WHAT teh HELL is Spike DOING out there, anyway!!??" Van, who had seen teh ENTIRE farce from its beginning, answered smugly, with a grin on his face-- "I THINK it's called, "There are THREE Fighting ruperts in my PANTS, DAMMIT, and they WON'T LEAVE!!!!!!!" Sorry, Emi-chan--I just kept feeling BAD about those po' widdl' ruperts--and this story was JUST too funny to ignore!!! Spike -- "Thank God they aren't cats! Thank God they aren't cats! Thank God they aren't cats!"
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Post by Hina-chan on Mar 25, 2005 10:58:25 GMT -5
Oh Hiiinnnnaaaaa!!! I have a goody basket for Ryuu! Can I give it to him!? Pretty please!!! BTW, are you familiar with a group called Plastic Tree? There were some pics on teh Death Note LJ community of some of teh members in cosplay as some of teh characters and they were really good! Plastic Tree!!! I loves me some Ryuutarou....I haven't seen those images, but I can see him as Raito.... :: runs to find them ::
Ryuuzaki moves closer to Snap peering at teh goody basket "Is there cake in there?"
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Post by Hina-chan on Mar 25, 2005 11:02:27 GMT -5
It is good, isn't it? How far have you gotten? Also, who's that in you icon? She has Osaka from Azumanga Daioh...its from when she has this other character's pigtails on heehee
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 25, 2005 12:02:57 GMT -5
Plastic Tree!!! I L-words me some Ryuutarou....I haven't seen those images, but I can see him as Raito.... :: runs to find them ::
Ryuuzaki moves closer to Snap peering at teh goody basket "Is there cake in there?" Yes, indeed! And some brownies as well as some tea! I was gonna stick some strawberries in there, but Kyohei ate them all! *glares at bishie*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 25, 2005 12:03:48 GMT -5
She has Osaka from Azumanga Daioh...its from when she has this other character's pigtails on heehee Thnk you, Hina-chan!
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 25, 2005 12:37:02 GMT -5
After Emi-chan had finished talking with Van, and had FINALLY left, Spike Spiegel decided it was probably safe to come outta hidin--er.....go for a stroll.... Tossing a dirty look at Van--who IGNORED him--as he went thru' teh Living Room, Spike headed out teh front door, carefully AVOIDING that ever-hungry "manhood eating" plant as he passed it-- --THIS time, instead of SNAPPING at him as he passed by, aiming for his "fiddley-bits" or tush, whichever was CLOSER, teh plant waited until he had gone past, and now had his back to teh nasty lil' thing, then suddenly SPAT two slimy, fuzzy objects STRAIGHT at Spike's behind, hitting him SQUARELY in teh seat cushions with a wet-sounding *THWACK!*, which, catching po' Spike off guard like that, made him *YELP* like a kicked dog and jump about a FOOT into teh air!!! When he came DOWN from this "flight", he landed on teh porch steps, BADLY, lost his footing, and tumbled head-over-heels to land with his face in teh dirt and grass--teh cigarette he'd been lighting now all but SHOVED up his nose--*Ow*--[especially since it was STILL lit, noda!], and his hiney in teh air, looking a WEE bit like *Oro?* teh two "projectiles" turned out to be teh two young ruperts who had been FED to teh plant by Emi-chan as an "offering" of sorts, covered in icky plant goo, but otherwise undigested [seems that plant is VERY "picky" about what it eats and it PREFERS Spike Spiegel's "Family Jewels" for some reason--*Bleah!*--talk about yer' "Rocky Mountain Oysters", no and DA!], which, as soon as they realized they were free from their prison, headed for teh nearest "sanctuary" available.......which HAPPENED to be Spike's pant-leg, of COURSE! Aaaaand, Spike's OWN rupert, Broccoli [same green as Spike's hair, remember], who had been "nesting" peacefully is his Master's fuzzy 'do, decided to take OFFENSE at this "intrusion" into it's OWN "exclusive territory, NODA, and went into "attack and defense" mode, rah-ther aggressively! A short time later, 'Kat, looking out her front room window, asked incredulously-- "WHAT teh HELL is Spike DOING out there, anyway!!??" Van, who had seen teh ENTIRE farce from its beginning, answered smugly, with a grin on his face-- "I THINK it's called, "There are THREE Fighting ruperts in my PANTS, DAMMIT, and they WON'T LEAVE!!!!!!!" Sorry, Emi-chan--I just kept feeling BAD about those po' widdl' ruperts--and this story was JUST too funny to ignore!!! lol Its okay. It was funny and watching Ruperts fight in Spikes Pants is almost as fun as feeding them to wild animals... and plants...
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 25, 2005 12:41:17 GMT -5
"....bored bored bored bored...." Hina grumbled. She sat on teh floor looking as if she had melted there from teh table as she absently spooned sugar into her massive tea mug.
Ryuuzaki perched on teh chair across from her and examined his own average sized tea cup wondering where one would acquire a mug of Hina's mug's size. He chewed thoughtfully on his thumb and was about to ask Hina directly since he really didn't have teh motivation to do any figuring like that when a rupert appeared on teh arm of teh chair.
Hina sat up in intrest. She hadn't really ever seen a rupert up close before. Though Al had mistaken one for a lost cat before....Ryuuzaki leaned closer to it, index finger against his lips. "What...is it?"
"Thats a....a rupert...other than that I don't know...I wonder how it got here..." Hina looked around as if maybe there would be a neon sign.
Ryuuzaki picked it up with his finger and thumb and stared at it while teh thing wriggled in protest of Ryuuzaki's bad handling job. "Interesting..." Ryuuzaki set teh rupert down carefully still watching it his motivation suddenly sparked. "How do they work?"
Hina shrugged and crawled around teh floor looking for any rupert shaped holes in teh molding. "How should I know." Ryuuzaki took advantage of Hina's distraction to swipe her oversized tea mug. By his count her tea was plenty sweet enough for him.
She peered over teh arm of Ryuuzaki's chair her nose nearly touching teh rupert still sitting there. Slowly she reached up and pulled teh rupert down and snuck away with it. She herself had been interested in how teh ruperts 'worked' and finally had a chance to find out.
Ryuuzaki, not about to loose teh thing that had motivated him lept off teh couch after her. "I wanna see it too!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~to be continued...
geh....sorry its so long....I wanna play with Ryuuzaki more and teh ruperts fascinate me....mostly cause I have no idea what they are..... Hee... Ruperts are anoying little fuzzies that secretly wanna take over teh WORLD. They also have tendencies to crawl up unsuspecting men-folk's pant legs to have some "fun". And they also make GOOD fuel for fire and catch fire quite easily, though teh noise they make is kinda anoying. However, they do NOT make good "Man eating plant food".
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 25, 2005 12:44:33 GMT -5
Crap--I gotta' go, but I DO have a question--Is anyone enjoying my Sergei Story? I am... but I usually can't think of anything halfway intellegant to say about it when I read it so I don't post.
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 25, 2005 12:46:18 GMT -5
Yeah, I know what you mean. I was sweating bullets over that 'Amon and Gandrion' fight thing, but I got a lot of positive feedback and it made me feel better. Speaking of Gandrion... we need to write something about him. Its been a while since we've written anything with him.
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Post by Hina-chan on Mar 25, 2005 12:55:40 GMT -5
Yes, indeed! And some brownies as well as some tea! I was gonna stick some strawberries in there, but Kyohei ate them all! *glares at bishie* Ryuuzaki licks his lips as he takes teh basket and hops on teh nearest chair to eat it. "Thank you. I will enjoy it despite teh lack of strawberries"
Meanwhile Hina has found those Plastic Tree cosplay photos. "Ryuutarou isn't Raito....he did L!!!" :: squee! ::
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Post by Hina-chan on Mar 25, 2005 12:57:45 GMT -5
Hee... Ruperts are anoying little fuzzies that secretly wanna take over teh WORLD. They also have tendencies to crawl up unsuspecting men-folk's pant legs to have some "fun". And they also make GOOD fuel for fire and catch fire quite easily, though teh noise they make is kinda anoying. However, they do NOT make good "Man eating plant food". Really.....:: gets an evil look in eyes and turns to teh poor captured rupert :: Well at least now Ryuuzaki and I have somewhere to start in our experimenting....heeheehee
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