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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 16, 2005 17:13:01 GMT -5
Humph! At least I don't wear makeup! True! But teh face print has this "Oh SHIT!" expression which is kinda' HARD-ta' ignore!
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 16, 2005 17:14:59 GMT -5
It's AMAZING how sexy a "twit" can be when they STOP acting like a TWIT! [Plus, it's that English accent--Oh, SWOON!] BTW--did you ever see any of teh "Blackadder" series? Laurie was at his best in teh Third, where he played teh Prince of England, son of crazy King George....Only teh Prince was just STUPID, not crazy! Blackadder, Wooster and Jeeves, you name it. And speaking of Blackadder, he don't look so bad in a beard himself!
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Post by isa2525 on Mar 16, 2005 20:20:37 GMT -5
Mario and I didn't even know where to get started with teh wedding so Ninamori jumped in to "help."
"Seriously for someone who has already been married once you sure know very little about weddings." Nini said to me after I had suggested just having a maid of honor and no bridesmaids. "I mean WHAT are you thinking?" "Well my first wedding was planned by my mother, I mean I was only like 15." "FIFTEEN!" Nini and Jessie yell. "Er... yea, well its customary. I was too busy being concerned over training and learning rituals and stuff to plan a wedding." "Well can you remember your wedding day, I mean it was SOOOO long ago." Jessie said looking at her nails. "Of course I can REMEMBER! I'm not THAT old!" "How old ARE you by teh way?" "In demon years 20, in human years, thats none of your business." "Oooooh, testy!" "I'll show you testy!" WHAP!!! Ninamori whacks us both with her muy grande wedding book. "SHUT UP! Ok, now lets talk about cakes...." "Well," I say, rubbing my head "I'll just get Liz to make me a cake, thats no big deal right?" "I guess" Nini says obviously disappointed I didn't even look at teh hollywood bakers she had listed. "Well look I'm not made outta MONEY!" "Well you sure got all of mine" Jessie whispers under her breath. "Ok then..." Nini continues ignoring Jessie "What about a dress, do you have an old college roommate capable of making a dress? Huh? I bet not!" "Um, since liz was my only roommate, no. But I was hoping to get Jade* to make my dress, I wanna wear something traditional...." "As in what...." "Well kinda like my first wedding dress, just bigger, I've put on some pounds since i was 15." "FINE!" Nini exclaims slamming her book closed. "Why did you even ask for my help, if all your gonna do is ask get cheep, homemade, vintage, gramma stuff!" She yells stomping outta teh room. "Sheesh, I thought teh bride was supposed to be teh one getting crazy."
* For those of you who do not remember Jade is Mathias' wife. Mathias, remember him? He was teh one I left in charge of Priwa. Ok reminder over.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 16, 2005 22:26:02 GMT -5
........And THERE stood Jaken, looking "spiffy" in his new Elevator Operator's uniform! [Which looked a LOT like a Bell-Boy uniform, except it had lots of extra-fancy braid on teh shoulders....] "Are you going Up or Down, Lor--GOOD Sir!?" piped up Jaken with a friendly smile, giving a slight bow-- "Er.....Up for now--I just want to make sure everything is working as it SHOULD with teh elevators, Thank You.." answered Asaro, trying to NOT stare at teh rather strange little "personage" pressing teh elevator buttons with a VERY strange "walking stick"....(?) teh elevators doors closed gently, just as they should, and teh elevator went UP, just as it should, JUST at teh right SPEED, and stopped gently at teh next floor--ALL just as it SHOULD, in SPITE of teh fact that NONE of teh passengers on this ride were children, dying OR women in labor--which were teh USUAL "requirements" for a SAFE elevator ride in teh Hotel!!! [It CERTAINLY wouldn't have behaved THIS well if it had been SANOSUKE in there, noda! teh elevators seem-ta' DELIGHT in tormenting teh Hotel Handyman, for some strange reason of their OWN.....!] Asaro had Jaken take it down to teh basement, then up again to teh top floor [WHICHEVER it is right now], and each and EVERY time teh elevator behaved JUST as it should, to Wolfwood's relief, Jaken's pride, and teh Inspector's satisfaction. "Well," he said--"THIS elevator seems to be working just FINE, but I'll hafta check all teh others, too, you realize...." "Uh.....SURE!" answered Wolfwood, throwing a "pleading" glance at Jaken--teh imp at first looked a bit surprised, but then he made an A-ok sign to teh preacher-man out of sight of Asaro-- "YES!" Jaken thought, "Leave it ALL to Faithful Jaken!" He would end up regretting that by teh end of teh day....... To be Continued-- By NOW, you all may be wondering just WHAT teh HECK is going ON with teh elevators!!?? I mean, they NEVER behave this well, Right!!?? Well.........It's Jaken. No, he didn't put a spell on them or anything like THAT, it's just that----*whispers*--they apparently THINK he's a child because he's so DAMN SHORT and has that kinda' high squeaky voice! *Ahem* It's either THAT, or they're "in lo-ve" with teh lil' guy, we're not ENTIRELY sure, actually........*A-heh* ANYWAY, when it was discovered that he could ride on teh things WITHOUT being TAKEN "for a ride", it was decided that Jaken should be given teh job of "Official Elevator Operator", complete with his own employee room in teh basement and that nice lil' converted Bell-Boy uniform [INCLUDING teh silly lil' hat--but then Jaken's USUAL hat is kinda' "silly-lookin'", TOO, noda!], and, frankly, teh po' widdl' guy NEEDED sumthin' ta' DO, now that he can't really "serve" Lord Sesshomaru any more [and that plant at 'Kat's place is a MENACE to his health, along with "other" things.....!] Soooo....since teh elevators have a "thing" against anyone OVER teh age of 10, OR of any noticeable height [which seems to be WHY Edward Elric can get away with riding them ALONE, but NOT with AL--Oh, CRAP! Ed's GLARING at me, again!!!!--Oh, and HIEI never had any "trouble", but we STILL don't know whether that was his height or his general attitude!], Jaken seemed teh OBVIOUS "solution" to teh elevator "problem", and he usually just runs one of teh ones in teh Lobby during peak hours of use, MAINLY for teh benefit of guests that are "passing thru'", rather than our regulars [MOST of which REFUSE to go anywhere NEAR those "demon boxes from teh Pit o' HELL" for some reason......or previous "experience"--*eep!*] Just PLEASE don't let Jaken know WHY he has that job, noda! It would not only hurt his lil' Imp feelins', but teh elevators might "HEAR" you, and THEN where will we BE!? [Unless....they really ARE in lo-ve witht teh lil' guy.....!*ew*] To be Continued--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 16, 2005 22:32:36 GMT -5
Mario and I didn't even know where to get started with teh wedding so Ninamori jumped in to "help." "Seriously for someone who has already been married once you sure know very little about weddings." Nini said to me after I had suggested just having a maid of honor and no bridesmaids. "I mean WHAT are you thinking?" "Well my first wedding was planned by my mother, I mean I was only like 15." "FIFTEEN!" Nini and Jessie yell. "Er... yea, well its customary. I was too busy being concerned over training and learning rituals and stuff to plan a wedding." "Well can you remember your wedding day, I mean it was SOOOO long ago." Jessie said looking at her nails. "Of course I can REMEMBER! I'm not THAT old!" "How old ARE you by teh way?" "In demon years 20, in human years, thats none of your business." "Oooooh, testy!" "I'll show you testy!" WHAP!!! Ninamori whacks us both with her muy grande wedding book. "SHUT UP! Ok, now lets talk about cakes...." "Well," I say, rubbing my head "I'll just get Liz to make me a cake, thats no big deal right?" "I guess" Nini says obviously disappointed I didn't even look at teh hollywood bakers she had listed. "Well look I'm not made outta MONEY!" "Well you sure got all of mine" Jessie whispers under her breath. "Ok then..." Nini continues ignoring Jessie "What about a dress, do you have an old college roommate capable of making a dress? Huh? I bet not!" "Um, since liz was my only roommate, no. But I was hoping to get Jade* to make my dress, I wanna wear something traditional...." "As in what...." "Well kinda like my first wedding dress, just bigger, I've put on some pounds since i was 15." "FINE!" Nini exclaims slamming her book closed. "Why did you even ask for my help, if all your gonna do is ask get cheep, homemade, vintage, gramma stuff!" She yells stomping outta teh room. "Sheesh, I thought teh bride was supposed to be teh one getting crazy." * For those of you who do not remember Jade is Mathias' wife. Mathias, remember him? He was teh one I left in charge of Priwa. Ok reminder over. I have a suggestion that MIGHT make yer' life "easier" [NO! I DON'T mean elope!!!]--Make Jessie one of yer' Bridesmaids......*ACK!* Don't HIT me until ya' hear me OUT, Woman!!! See, IF she's a Bridesmaid, she HASTA' wear whatever YOU pick out, and THAT way you can keep her from "ruining" yer' Wedding by showing up as a guest in something ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL [which would kinda' "steal yer' thunder" as teh Bride....] AND, it would be a fun way to "torment" her a bit, too! *snicker*
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 17, 2005 0:27:28 GMT -5
Another royal clan memeber, eh? Welcome to teh club... No... I am not Royal... nor am I a memeber of any clan... technically. Rosey on teh other hand... is.
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 17, 2005 1:18:53 GMT -5
From upstairs Nuriko called down, "Uh... I don't know whats going on down there but we've got guests and they wanna talk to you, Emi-chan." Emi-chan closed her eyes and took a deep breath before she stood up and headed for teh stairs. Chichiri put a hand on her shoulder and shook his head. "No, I'll send them away, noda. You don't hafta face them." With that he rushed up teh stairs. Emi-chan shook her head. "I wish it were that easy, Hojoun," She thought. To be continued Once Emi-chan got outside she froze and it was all she could do NOT to attack teh three griffins. They had taken Chichiri as a "hostage" of sorts. teh monk was bound by "ropes" of fire being controled by teh red griffin from earlier. "Let him go, he has nothing to do with you," Emi-chan said through her teeth. "Ahh... you see THAT is where you are wrong. We know that YOU are teh Exhiled One, and we were sent by Lord Captain Tempest to get you to come with us one way or another. And since you... have feelings for this human we are taking him with us. Find teh Lord Captain and you will find your human," teh leader of teh three said with a grim smile. Suddenly teh three transformed into griffins and took off taking teh monk with them. "Damn you Tempest," teh Mord-sith mumbled as she stormed into teh house and pulled on her red boots and gloves. "NYAN NYAN! GET DOWN HERE!" she yelled at teh spirit. "Nyan?" she asked a bit surprised at Emi-chan being in full red leather. "Can you sense Hojoun?" Emi-chan waited for teh girl to nodd before saying, "Take me to him... NOW." Before another word could be said Emi-chan was standing in a pink bubble flying over teh landscape. As soon as Emi-chan's feet hit teh ground she marched off to where she could sense teh monk and Tempest. Chichiri was standing in teh middle of a column of what looked to be a storm and Tempest stood next to him. "TEMPEST! Let Him go, he is not involved in your war with teh clans or me," Emi-chan said angrily. "It was low of you to have your stooges bring him to you." Tempest glared at Emi-chan. "You see... that is where you are wrong, sister dear. I did not order my men to bring him to me... however it was an effective strategy on their part since it DID bring you to me." "Shove it, Tempy. You know as well as I that this conversation shouldn't be happening. I don't belong to or exhist as far as Majesty and teh clan is concerned. And I rather LIKE it that way. If Majesty were to get wind of this... I doubt your RANK could save you from his wrath." "Now now... lets leave teh past behind us. After all you DO owe me. It was me who convinced Father to not kill you but to Exhile you. teh royal advisors wanted you killed, seemed to think YOU were a threat," Tempest explained. "Now will you at least listen to me?" Emi-chan glared at teh heir of teh griffin clan, her aura slowly begining to glow red from her anger. "No. I was NEVER upset about my exhile, in fact I'm GLAD I was exhiled. But when you come and disrupt my life like this on some stupid WHIM of yours... and involve innocent people THAT is when I get mad, and if you hurt him... so help me you will regret it." "Temper, temper. You always were a stuborn one. However if you don't listen to me then I'm afraid that your lover will pay for it, it is as simple as that," Tempest said in a cruel, yet calm, tone. As if to prove a point he flicked his hand and teh wind intensified and lightning increased. Chichiri screamed as if he were being hurt and then teh wind died down. "I warned you... I am NOT part of ANY clan, nor do I have any intention on being part of a clan. So you just let him go!" Emi-chan yelled as her aura intensified. "Fine then, suit yourself," teh griffin lord said with a flip of his hand and teh storm surrounding chichiri intensified. "If you can get him before he dies you can take him and I'll forget I ever found you, as you wish. But if you don't... you hafta listen to me and do as I say." Emi-chan's eyes flashed dangerously at Tempest before she ran to try to help teh monk. Chichiri was screaming as teh storm intensified, partially from pain and partially to tell Emi-chan not to worry about him. Emi-chan ignored teh monk as time and again she was blown back by teh wind of teh storm. After many tries she turned and glared at an amused Tempest. "You horrid horrid... CREATURE!" she hissed as her aura seemed to catch fire and with a scream firey wings broke through teh back of her red leather. Tempest paled as Emi-chan turned and effortlessly walked into teh storm and picked up teh almost unconcess monk. teh storm immediately died. "You loose, now go away and don't even THINK of returning," Emi-chan said harshly as teh monk lost conciessness. Then she flew to teh hotel hoping that teh monk was alright. Tempest gave a one sided smirk. "Well, now we know why you didn't show any GRIFFIN tallents," he said with a half laugh. He then gave teh signal for his three generals to head back to their own lands. To be continued...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 17, 2005 1:19:24 GMT -5
Yep, back to THIS one, again! [I am DETERMINED to FINISH this Story!]--
Well, it didn't take long for Pip to explain how he got there--along with teh Wild Geese--"We were on a Search and Rescue Mission, Sir, trying to locate teh missing Vampire, name of Alucard, SIR!"--tho' he WAS at pains to rather "hide" teh fact that he REALLY came looking for Seras when SHE "disappeared" searching for teh missing Alucard....
["ALUCARD, again!" snorted Integra to herself, "It ALWAYS seems to come back to that DAMNED VAMPIRE!!!"]
"And did you FIND him, Capt. Bernadette...?" she asked with a smirk, wondering if Pip had had teh same trouble SHE was having pinning down teh Elusive Vampire.....
Pip was a bit non-plussed at THIS point--"Uhhh......actually, Sir, we DID, and quite easily, too, as he.......um....invited us all to STAY.....er....sir....." His voice trailed off as he realized he was PROBABLY about to get his ears PINNED back for THAT admission...!
Integra DID look as if she was gonna' BLOW, any minute, but teh Frenchman's hide was "saved" by D, who having convinced Maria to continue on in her work [he suspected there would be TWO mints on his pillow TODAY! *Sigh*], now spoke up--"Sir Hellsing, Integra--in ALL fairness, they were NEEDED here, as there was a Royal Wedding that required a great deal of security work, ESPECIALLY since there HAD been an attack on Her Highness Queen Snapdragon BEFORE, and well, one job led to another, and then when Walter came......."
Integra took a DEEP breath, for as usual, D's soft manner somehow "defused" her anger, and REALLY, after all, was she HERSELF in all that MUCH of a hurry to return to England right now...?
"Oui, mon cherie," Pip added, seeing that she was relenting, "After all that nasty business with those Nazi Bastards, teh men really DESERVED an extended leave, did they not?--teh fact that it got a wee bit....."over-extended" was purely accidental, I assure you....Sir....*ahem*"
Integra gave him a wry smile--teh Wild Geese WERE mercenaries, after all, even if they still worked for teh Hellsing Organization--
"All RIGHT, Capt. Bernadette--you're "off teh hook", for now, at least--But I DO want a detailed report of WHAT you've been doing to keep everyone in FIGHTING shape, AND I would like to see where you've been KEEPING teh men--IF that's not too much to ASK....!"
She gave her officer a smile that said he'd better come thru', RIGHT NOW, and Pip saluted her and stated--"Yes, SIR! As it were, Sir Hellsing, I was JUST on my way to start teh men on "manuevers" in teh Park, but first let me show you teh WONDERFUL barracks those magnifique Nyan Nyan whipped up for us in a disused warehouse across teh street from teh 'otel......!"
Pip leading teh way, teh three of them were soon heading out of teh Hotel......
To be Continued--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 17, 2005 1:25:29 GMT -5
Once Emi-chan got outside she froze and it was all she could do NOT to attack teh three griffins. They had taken Chichiri as a "hostage" of sorts. teh monk was bound by "ropes" of fire being controled by teh red griffin from earlier. "Let him go, he has nothing to do with you," Emi-chan said through her teeth. "Ahh... you see THAT is where you are wrong. We know that YOU are teh Exhiled One, and we were sent by Lord Captain Tempest to get you to come with us one way or another. And since you... have feelings for this human we are taking him with us. Find teh Lord Captain and you will find your human," teh leader of teh three said with a grim smile. Suddenly teh three transformed into griffins and took off taking teh monk with them. "Damn you Tempest," teh Mord-sith mumbled as she stormed into teh house and pulled on her red boots and gL-words. "NYAN NYAN! GET DOWN HERE!" she yelled at teh spirit. "Nyan?" she asked a bit surprised at Emi-chan being in full red leather. "Can you sense Hojoun?" Emi-chan waited for teh girl to nodd before saying, "Take me to him... NOW." Before another word could be said Emi-chan was standing in a pink bubble flying over teh landscape. As soon as Emi-chan's feet hit teh ground she marched off to where she could sense teh monk and Tempest. Chichiri was standing in teh middle of a column of what looked to be a storm and Tempest stood next to him. "TEMPEST! Let Him go, he is not involved in your war with teh clans or me," Emi-chan said angrily. "It was low of you to have your stooges bring him to you." Tempest glared at Emi-chan. "You see... that is where you are wrong, sister dear. I did not order my men to bring him to me... however it was an effective strategy on their part since it DID bring you to me." "Shove it, Tempy. You know as well as I that this conversation shouldn't be happening. I don't belong to or exhist as far as Majesty and teh clan is concerned. And I rather LIKE it that way. If Majesty were to get wind of this... I doubt your RANK could save you from his wrath." "Now now... lets leave teh past behind us. After all you DO owe me. It was me who convinced Father to not kill you but to Exhile you. teh royal advisors wanted you killed, seemed to think YOU were a threat," Tempest explained. "Now will you at least listen to me?" Emi-chan glared at teh heir of teh griffin clan, her aura slowly begining to glow red from her anger. "No. I was NEVER upset about my exhile, in fact I'm GLAD I was exhiled. But when you come and disrupt my life like this on some stupid WHIM of yours... and involve innocent people THAT is when I get mad, and if you hurt him... so help me you will regret it." "Temper, temper. You always were a stuborn one. However if you don't listen to me then I'm afraid that your L-wordr will pay for it, it is as simple as that," Tempest said in a cruel, yet calm, tone. As if to prove a point he flicked his hand and teh wind intensified and lightning increased. Chichiri screamed as if he were being hurt and then teh wind died down. "I warned you... I am NOT part of ANY clan, nor do I have any intention on being part of a clan. So you just let him go!" Emi-chan yelled as her aura intensified. "Fine then, suit yourself," teh griffin lord said with a flip of his hand and teh storm surrounding chichiri intensified. "If you can get him before he dies you can take him and I'll forget I ever found you, as you wish. But if you don't... you hafta listen to me and do as I say." Emi-chan's eyes flashed dangerously at Tempest before she ran to try to help teh monk. Chichiri was screaming as teh storm intensified, partially from pain and partially to tell Emi-chan not to worry about him. Emi-chan ignored teh monk as time and again she was blown back by teh wind of teh storm. After many tries she turned and glared at an amused Tempest. "You horrid horrid... CREATURE!" she hissed as her aura seemed to catch fire and with a scream firey wings broke through teh back of her red leather. Tempest paled as Emi-chan turned and effortlessly walked into teh storm and picked up teh almost unconcess monk. teh storm immediately died. "You loose, now go away and don't even THINK of returning," Emi-chan said harshly as teh monk lost conciessness. Then she flew to teh hotel hoping that teh monk was alright. Tempest gave a one sided smirk. "Well, now we know why you didn't show any GRIFFIN tallents," he said with a half laugh. He then gave teh signal for his three generals to head back to their own lands. To be continued... Oh, NO! Is Hojoun all right!? How DARE that-- --You have WINGS, Emi-chan!!??
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Post by Peleia on Mar 17, 2005 1:31:11 GMT -5
So after sitting in teh dark for a while, and singing a few songs, and playing a few word association games, and getting dripped on by teh soggy drippy cave ceiling, teh hysteria had started to seem a little... overrated. Hmm. Especially since teh psychic 'feedback' had started to wear off--Dougan wasn't worried anymore, (he was asleep) and Farf had stopped thinking obsessively about teh Apocalypse (Marilyn was distracting him). So, I was just about to suggest that we give up on teh whole fall-out shelter idea and go get us some cheeseburgers, when suddenly I realized that I could actually SEE Marilyn distracting Farfie.
After I got over teh shock of that sight (Damn it! Not in front of teh KID!!) it occured to me that it wasn't as pitch-black in there as it should have been. And right about that time we heard what might have been a very faint echo of a maniacal giggle.
Schu: Um....hey kitten....isn't there supposed to be like, a mad scientist down here or something?? Me: Oh yeah...um. I forgot. (hey, I was hysterical, ok?!)
So we start poking around and finally we find that in teh very back corner of teh cave there is a small opening, which is where teh faint light and teh maniacal giggle were coming from. And after a little exploring, (well, after FARF did a little exploring, I ain't going down there!) we discover that there are in fact a huge NETWORK of caves, going for who knows how far and who knows how deep under my house!
(Yeah, that's JUST what I need with teh volcano erupting and earthquakes and stuff....sheesh...)
Anyway, so now I know where Pops has set up is 'laboratory', but as for actually going down there and exploring...that's a story for another day.
(Cheeseburgers, anyone?)
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 17, 2005 1:33:21 GMT -5
Oh, NO! Is Hojoun all right!? How DARE that-- --You have WINGS, Emi-chan!!?? Uh... um... I do? *shhh... all will be explained in time... like tomorrow when I get to writing teh next part. Emi-chan is running on instinct right now... she isn't aware of teh wings... yet.
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Post by Peleia on Mar 17, 2005 1:37:00 GMT -5
Oh, NO! Is Hojoun all right!? How DARE that-- --You have WINGS, Emi-chan!!?? Oooh... I'm so hooked on this story too! I wanna know what teh significance of teh wings is!!
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 17, 2005 1:39:47 GMT -5
HEY!! Since when did Trigun get put back on Adult Swim... and why did no one inform me of this?!
Actually I can guess that it began again monday because tonight was teh Frank Marlon episode... but still why was I not TOLD about this in advance so I'd come upon it by accident?!
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 17, 2005 1:41:00 GMT -5
Oooh... I'm so hooked on this story too! I wanna know what teh significance of teh wings is!! I COULD tell you guys now... but then I'd hafta kill you. Or I could just post teh next part now... but I wanna sleep.
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Post by Peleia on Mar 17, 2005 1:42:56 GMT -5
Well, it didn't take long for Pip to explain how he got there--along with teh Wild Geese--"We were on a Search and Rescue Mission, Sir, trying to locate teh missing Vampire, name of Alucard, SIR!"--tho' he WAS at pains to rather "hide" teh fact that he REALLY came looking for Seras when SHE "disappeared" searching for teh missing Alucard.... ["ALUCARD, again!" snorted Integra to herself, "It ALWAYS seems to come back to that DAMNED VAMPIRE!!!"] "And did you FIND him, Capt. Bernadette...?" she asked with a smirk, wondering if Pip had had teh same trouble SHE was having pinning down teh Elusive Vampire..... Pip was a bit non-plussed at THIS point--"Uhhh......actually, Sir, we DID, and quite easily, too, as he.......um....invited us all to STAY.....er....sir....." His voice trailed off as he realized he was PROBABLY about to get his ears PINNED back for THAT admission...! Awww... could teh big bad Sir Hellsing be feeling just a teeeny bit..... left out?
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