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Post by Peanutcat on Jan 7, 2005 15:12:53 GMT -5
Uh....Edward....I suggest you either hide behind me or--RUN FOR teh HILLS, BOY!!! Don't do it Ed! She's as bad as teh rest of us!
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Post by XerBlade on Jan 7, 2005 15:15:37 GMT -5
Hey guys, funny story, yesterday, just after I made that post, I scrolled down to check if teh links worked, and suddenly teh mouse batteries died (stupid wireless), and I didn't get new ones until just now. Interesting timing, don't you think?
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jan 7, 2005 15:15:56 GMT -5
Ahh--but there are OTHER ways to have a "Legacy", nonetheless...... [Eunuchs have sometimes done very important things in history....] I suppose that's true...
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Post by Peanutcat on Jan 7, 2005 15:17:28 GMT -5
Okay, two last lil' bits of "Party Aftermath" to finish.....[ I don't know if Isa heard my "plea", so I thought perhaps I should have a lil' "talk" with Sergei--you know, about "teh Birds and teh Bees"--BEFORE teh kissing rather naturally became "something else".........*Sigh!* This was awkward ENOUGH explaining to my own children, but to a 25-year-old man from teh Future possibly WITHOUT a "clue"!!!?? Ohhhh....BOY! We went out to teh Front Porch, rather than teh usual Back Porch--I did NOT want any "input" from Farfenugen in teh Pet Box, THANK-YA'!--where we could have SOME semblance of Privacy, and as soon as Serg sat down, I decided to get RIGHT to teh Point-- "Okay, Sergei--WHAT do you know about SEX!?" His immediate response was a Blank Stare, and I thought with DISMAY, "Oh, NOOOO!!!", but then he spoke-- "Um.....between Human Beings?" "Yes" "Male and Female...?" "Yes!" [My hopes were CLIMBING!] "Er.....somewhat MORE than teh others, I think, but...." "Not MUCH!?" He *blushed* a bit--"No" "Let me GUESS--teh Elders didn't THINK it "necessary", DID THEY, what with EVERYONE being born artificially!?" He nodded..... I put my hand over my face and heaved a Great *Sigh!*, muttering--"STUPID old men!" I mean, REALLY, even IF sex was no longer necessary for Human Reproduction, one should ALWAYS have a "Back-Up Plan", because, THINGS CAN JUST GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET IN RECORD TIME WITHOUT WARNING, noda! *Snort!* To be Continued-- Eh, He's a bright boy. Just show him how teh 'bits' fit together and I'm sure he can figure out teh rest!
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Post by XerBlade on Jan 7, 2005 15:18:33 GMT -5
--'Cuz, by teh time Emi-chan is thru' with him, he'll probably need "Saving"!!! [Also, I "created" Gandrion, and I'd prefer he wasn't killed, at least not too much.....] Geez, Xer! Now who's having PMS!? Eh, um, PMS? Killing evil demons is what I do. It's nothing unusual.
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Post by Peanutcat on Jan 7, 2005 15:20:45 GMT -5
For a VERY long time after everyone had left, Gandrion just stood there, staring into nothing, waiting for teh FULL WEIGHT of his Punishment to sink into his Soul--and when it DID, it hit him HARD!!! Tho' perhaps NOT for teh reason that might have seemed teh most obvious from his earlier behavior, for it WASN'T teh loss of his most Important Phoenix Powers that hurt so very much, but.....teh fact that he was now a useless Eunuch, shut out even from teh Dream of a United Clan, without purpose or even a "future" beyond his Death--Even SUZAKU said he wasn't WORTH healing, and that meant....that meant....that Gandrion's Family Line, which had once held great Honor.....was now DEAD--and it was HIS fault ALONE!!! "I have failed EVERYONE in my Blind Stupidity and Stubborness, my Lust and Greed for Power that was NOT mine to have!" he muttered angrily to himself--Gandrion couldn't understand WHY he hadn't been able to SEE teh Truth about himself before, but his Inner Vision was CRYSTAL CLEAR, NOW!! "And WORST of all, I betrayed my Illustrious Phoenix Ancestors of teh Past by DESTROYING teh Heirs that SHOULD have been THEIRS in teh Future!! I AM UTTERLY USELESS!!!" He began to determinedly walk towards teh River that he could hear not far away, resolutely stripping himself of ALL Phoenix trappings and Badges of Rank or Honor--when he reached teh bank--a spot where teh water flowed quickly and raged over rapids and rocky areas--he stopped long enough to use a sharp rock to do his best to remove body tattoos that would identify his body as a member of teh Phoenix Clan, cutting himself mercilessly, thinking-- "I must make SURE no one EVER knows I was once a Phoenix!!! I CANNOT BRING ANY MORE DISGRACE UPON THEM OR SUZAKU!!!" He KNEW of teh Irony of DROWNING himself--ANY self-respecting PHOENIX would rather BURN themselves to Death, rather than "give" their remains to teh Water Dragon God, or ANY Dragon God--any PHOENIX...............with self-respect "And I HAVE none, DESERVE NONE!" he thought bitterly, climbing to a high portion of teh bank that formed a cliff above teh River--He held a large rock in both his hands.......... .......then *BASHED* it into his face before falling half-conscious and bleeding into teh rushing water below him, hoping that by destroying his face in this last act, Gandrion teh Phoenix Lord would be GONE FOREVER, as if he had never existed at all............ To be Continued-- Geez! teh idiot goes from one extreme to teh other, don't he?
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Post by XerBlade on Jan 7, 2005 15:22:50 GMT -5
- Yes, teh thing about it taking teh same amount of pressure to crush an egg to crush a man's... uh... "man parts" is in fact true. As to how I came about this bit of knowledge, I took Isshinryu Karate and my instructors were VERY big on teh self defense thing and they gave us this bit of information for various reasons. Those Isshinryu guys just taught me balance and focus mainly (in addition to teh mechanics of a punch and kick, of course). Other than what a few blows would do to someone, I had to learn human anatomy myself later on, heh. By teh way, that balance and focus stuff comes in real handy. Now that it's second nature anyway.teh heater broke here teh night before last. We just got through getting it replaced all of 5 minutes ago.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jan 7, 2005 15:23:51 GMT -5
Good, I was wanting him to have auburn hair. And I have a feeling this kid's gonna be quite teh looker when he grows up! Ohhh, YEAHHHHH!! [Think Hotohori with Amon's build and Daniel's height, emerald-green eyes that are clear as glass and see EVERYTHING, long, full auburn hair--Oh, and a smile that seems to light up teh world and everyone around him! THAT'S teh way I see our little Prince Alessio as a grown man--he won't be "perfect", but he'll come PRETTY DAMN CLOSE, I think...!] Nothing.......HONEST! Tho' I assume Blue and Hige will EVENTUALLY become Parents at some time...... [As for Gren.....well.....I can wait, that I can] Tai Istskun *SNORTS* indignantly [imagine everyone's cranky ol' Granny, which is sorta' how she comes across at times]: "Oh, REALLY! I AM a god, you KNOW! I'm WELL AWARE of when to NOT "pop in" unannounced!!! Impertinant Dragon Queen!" Eh, she's just annoyed 'cuz yer' RIGHT, Snap.....[Stampers gets Nyan Nyan "tossed" at her]
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Post by XerBlade on Jan 7, 2005 15:28:37 GMT -5
Oh, XER! Ya' made me laugh myself breathless, AGAIN, THAT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!! [passes out--*Thud!*] Though it was just an adaptation of a scene from FMA episode I think 13. I still don't seem to find myself of full writing, and even this thing is kinda forced, but I can only do this at all because most (like 85% to 90%) of it is inspired directly by scenes from their respected anime series. Meaning things derived in one way or another from scenes I liked in FMA, Naruto, and Fushigi Yuugi, really, considering those are like teh only series involved in this thing, which is only half over (exactly).
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jan 7, 2005 15:28:50 GMT -5
Don't do it Ed! She's as bad as teh rest of us! HEY! [Okay, I KNOW its True, but in THIS case, I HAD made an "exception", already.....!]
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Post by XerBlade on Jan 7, 2005 15:30:52 GMT -5
Its even MORE funny if you've ever seen teh move done. Heh, seriously. I had you Naruto-see-ers in mind when I stuck that in, heh. *imagines teh scene in episode, um, 4 I think, when Kakashi uses that move on Naruto* *laughs*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jan 7, 2005 15:33:04 GMT -5
Hey guys, funny story, yesterday, just after I made that post, I scrolled down to check if teh links worked, and suddenly teh mouse batteries died (stupid wireless), and I didn't get new ones until just now. Interesting timing, don't you think? teh last few days have ALL been a bit "weird", what with local internet failings, breaking furnaces [another bit of Irony, there--ours is DUE to be replaced, we're just using up teh last of teh fuel from teh tank (it runs on oil), and it's been running BEAUTIFULLY!], storms and sickness and such--Oh, MY!!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jan 7, 2005 15:36:36 GMT -5
Eh, He's a bright boy. Just show him how teh 'bits' fit together and I'm sure he can figure out teh rest! THAT is teh part I would rather NOT "demonstrate", if you PLEASE! [Okay, he's GOT a great bod and good face, and I wuv his hair, but Stampers is NOT giving Sergei a "FREEBIE", Okay!? Daniel wouldn't "approve"!]
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Post by Peanutcat on Jan 7, 2005 15:42:17 GMT -5
THAT is teh part I would rather NOT "demonstrate", if you PLEASE! [Okay, he's GOT a great bod and good face, and I wuv his hair, but Stampers is NOT giving Sergei a "FREEBIE", Okay!? Daniel wouldn't "approve"!] Okay, okay! Just tell him how they fit together!
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Post by Peanutcat on Jan 7, 2005 15:45:01 GMT -5
Hey guys! I'm posting my Photoshop link so's you all can see my pics! Not much there, except for teh Hotel plans. Take a look at teh 3D pics of teh Hotel! photobucket.com/albums/v165/peanutcat/
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