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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jan 5, 2005 10:56:26 GMT -5
Well, It don't look like Imma get teh pics of Kyo and Chris up tonight... And my scanner isn't working right yet so it may be a while before I get them up. If I do bring anyone from Alice 19th, It'll at least be Chris and his butler, Frei, and Noyazeka. Oh, YES! DEFINATELY bring in Frei! Daniel [sounding almost bored...]: "*Sigh* Stampersss....!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jan 5, 2005 11:02:32 GMT -5
Stampers, I would just like you to know that when you said "clown prostitute" this is teh image that popped into my head. (And that I just spent teh last 30 minutes drawing that and I have no clue why.) I am officially scarred for life. Thank you. And goodnight. Yes, that's IT! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT LUPIN LOOKED LIKE WHEN teh TWINS WERE DONE!!!!! [Well, EXCEPT for teh breasts and fishnet stockings....] They'd even moussed his hair so it would stick out funny! [THAT "Inspiration" was PROBABLY my "sweet" Lil' Rem's idea--we're gonna' hafta' keep an EYE on THAT one, noda!] As for your mental images--HEY! Don't blame ME for yer' "Obsessions", Woman!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jan 5, 2005 11:06:20 GMT -5
Yep, me too! As you well know, Stampers... Actually, I was only referring to those who were having a discussion about "What is teh South...." Sorry.... [Funny--I never think of Florida as PART of teh "South", for some reason.....]
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Post by lizardali on Jan 5, 2005 12:10:07 GMT -5
[Funny--I never think of Florida as PART of teh "South", for some reason.....] Me neither. Florida is just florida. I can't explain it.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jan 5, 2005 12:33:27 GMT -5
Actually, I was only referring to those who were having a discussion about "What is teh South...." Sorry.... [Funny--I never think of Florida as PART of teh "South", for some reason.....] Yeah, nobody ever does, even though we're further south than anyone. I think it's all teh snowbirds...
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Post by Peleia on Jan 5, 2005 15:12:23 GMT -5
Hello! I hope everyone had good holidays! HAPPY berfday STAMPERS! I'm so sorry you had teh flu....no fun! I just got over that one myself. HRUMPH. Yeah. That was teh extent of MY holiday season.
I wanted to come to teh New Year's party, but THAT didn't happen.... in teh evil tradition of sickness, once one person has it, EVERYONE has it, and teh stomach flu has been eating its way through teh agency I work for. (Oh yeah, can't remember if it ever came up--I work with people with developmental disabilities doing a program called "supported living", so I work in people's homes.)
Anywhoo, I get to work a 12-hour shift on New Year's Eve day, still a bit sick myself, and get to spend teh day taking care of teh woman I support who is in a wheelchair and is sick too. I then find out that teh night-shift person is calling in SICK, and no way are you finding last minute coverage on New Year's Eve, thus my 12-hour shift becomes a 24-hour shift----24 hours of taking care of a woman in a wheelchair with teh stomach flu. Of course, this wears me down so much that as soon as I get home I start getting sick AGAIN. Whoopie 2005!
Ok ok, I'm done ranting now. But I was bummed about missing out on any festivities....I keep missing all teh parties! Although I thought someone should have some fun, so I sent Schuldig and Farfie over....hmm. It doesn't sound like anyone saw them........
*scurrying around outside teh hotel, dodging snowball-grenades*........Finally I find a pile of snow that seems to be shaking all by it self, and I kick it it a few times....
Schu: *GROAN* Me: Wake up, damn it. I don't wanna hafta thaw out your frozen behind! Schu: *flails his way outta teh snowdrift and squints up at me* Mommy? Me: *kicks him a few more times* C'mon, idiot, you're gonna freeze to death or something. What did I tell you about drinking BEFORE teh party?? Schu: *blinking around* Hmm. Don't think I've ever passed out in a snowdrift without remembering it before...that's a first.... Me: Yeah, well, I think teh snowdrift is courtesy of them....*points over my shoulder at teh human tornados that are spinning around teh courtyard, flinging snow and cake and screeching like banshee* Schu: Hmm. Do they do that a lot? Me: Yup. Now are you getting up, or what? Schu: Carry me, mommy?? Me: *BIG SIGH, and a few more kicks*
*half way home*
Me: Hey....what happened to Farfie?
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Post by Peleia on Jan 5, 2005 15:16:57 GMT -5
Yeah, nobody ever does, even though we're further south than anyone. I think it's all teh snowbirds... I feel so lonely aalllll teh way up here in Washington!
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Post by Peanutcat on Jan 5, 2005 16:48:37 GMT -5
Sorry, sorry!! Back-pedals and *flinches*, waiting for teh "blow"--*ouch?* Actually, I'm pretty much a Mid-Westerner, born and bred [Kansas]--when my family moved to Texas, some people called us "Yankees", but I was confused--Ain't THOSE teh people who live in Maine and Boston and New Hampshire? You was born in Kansas? Me too!
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Post by Peanutcat on Jan 5, 2005 16:52:09 GMT -5
Coat my ass!! Your hair ain't as long or blond as Edo's!! *chases Hina screching like bird* Aho! Aho!! AHOOOOO!!!!! May I point out that teh two of you are INSANE, even by teh standards of our little community?
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Post by Peanutcat on Jan 5, 2005 16:58:52 GMT -5
Po' Edo! New Year's just begun, and he's been......er..."bodily assaulted" by members of his own sex TWICE! [Gets more "action" than a Clown Prostitute.......] You know, if it'd make him feel any better, I'LL assult him to help even out teh score!
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Post by XerBlade on Jan 5, 2005 18:02:32 GMT -5
*snow fort collapses....with no one around it* And did you think I'd fall for a "simple" kage bushin? *forms seals with hands* Doton shinjuu zanshu no jutsu!!! *I disappear, but shortly after my hands reache up from teh snow covered ground beneath Hina and pull her down till only her neck is sticking out* I've been practicing! *I beam and bend down to look at Hina* Ya want your scarf? *smirk* Chibi, Chibi, Chibi.... Kage Bushin and Bushin are two different techniques. Bushin is a simple one, but Kage Bushin is by no means simple, being an elite-level technique that very few master. And how in teh world did you manage to do a fire element technique and have it become an illusion technique instead?
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Post by XerBlade on Jan 5, 2005 18:11:40 GMT -5
When Spike heard teh Saverems arriving home that evening, he knew his *Gulp, Whimper* "Moment of Truth" had come........ "I SURE hope this hurts LESS than being burnt to a crisp did!" he thinks, steeling his resolve-- When Daniel and I walked in teh Front Door, we were greeted by teh sight of Lupin snoring away in front of teh TV--where some kind of car race was happening on ESPN--while Rem and Vash, teh "darlings", used what LITTLE MAKEUP I OWN to paint his face like some sorta' Clown Prostitute! [It WAS kinda' FUNNY, actually...!] While Danny got teh "dears" off to bed, I woke Lupin and sent HIM off to "beddy-bye", too, making SURE to tell him to look in a mirror FIRST..............I was "satisfied" by a SHRIEK a moment later, and I think he used an ENTIRE bar of soap trying to get it all off --he must've had a pair of "old-lady shadow lips" for a couple of days AFTERWARD, and finally resorted to wearing a fake mushache and beard for awhile......*snicker*
While I was turning off teh TV, Spike teh Vampire quietly, almost cautiously, emerged from Angela's room and very carefully put an EXTREMELY SHARP wooden stake(!) on teh coffee table in front of me.......
I looked at it in SURPRISE, of course, and asked, "What's THIS for!?"
"Me" he answered, his voice sounding dry, and I raised an eyebrow at him--"I've decided that I don't CARE to be your "Fluffy-kins" "Girlfriend", no matter WHAT happened at teh Party, and if you INSIST, I'd rather you just STAKE me NOW, and get it over with!"
With those words, he stiffened his back, put his hands behind his back--and closed his eyes, po' thing!--waiting for my decision...............
"Spike....do you have any Idea what it's LIKE for a Vampire with a Soul to be staked....?"
He shook his head, still refusing to open his eyes--
"I understand it's ALMOST as UNPLEASANT a Death as if you drove a wooden stake thru' a Human's Heart--none of that "vanishing into dust in an instant" business, just LOTS of Pain and Nasty Bleeding ALL over teh place....."
He swallowed--HARD.....
I picked up teh stake, walked over to him and took one of his hands from behind his back, then placed teh stake in it, being careful to make sure teh sharp point was going AWAY from him--
Startled, he looked down at it and asked incredulously--"You want me to stake MYSELF!?"
I *sighed* and answered--"No, you Idiot! RELAX, will-ya'!!?? It's SERGEI that "Fluffy-kins" seems FASCINATED with, anyway--YOU were probably just a....."temporary diversion" of sorts.....Besides, I ain't gonna' make NO ONE be ANYONE'S "Girlfriend", not even for one of my Lil' Pets! Do you UNDERSTAND that, William!?"
I guess teh use of his Real Name convinced him, because he dropped teh stake--narrowly missing a rupert--and collapsed in a comfy chair in a RELIEVED Blond heap--*PHEW!!!*
I left him there, but before going into my bedroom to change into jammies, I DID turn and ask, "Spike, I'm sure you did FAR WORSE during your Soul-less days...Why did this......bother... you so much, NOW...?"
He looked me straight in teh eye and answered--"I have a Soul, now, and, well......I am STRAIGHT, you know!"
"Except when you're DRUNK..." I thought--"I have GOT to find teh po' Vampire a WOMAN, noda!"
A bit More to Come before I'm finished with teh "Aftermaths"........
By teh way, vampires with souls defininetly still turn to dust. In that one Buffy episode when they were in that slightly altered reality caused by a wish Cordelia had made, Angel, with a soul, was staked and did turn to dust.
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Post by XerBlade on Jan 5, 2005 18:54:11 GMT -5
May I point out that teh two of you are INSANE, even by teh standards of our little community? I pointed that out a long time ago, and that was before it got to this sort of point.
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Post by Hina-chan on Jan 5, 2005 22:22:30 GMT -5
Stampers, I would just like you to know that when you said "clown prostitute" this is teh image that popped into my head. (And that I just spent teh last 30 minutes drawing that and I have no clue why.) I am officially scarred for life. Thank you. And goodnight. :: completely forgets snowball fight and runs screaming to dive under a bed :: Make teh clown go away!!!!!
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Post by Hina-chan on Jan 5, 2005 22:29:34 GMT -5
May I point out that teh two of you are INSANE, even by teh standards of our little community? Ninmu kanryo.....:: pushes clicky pen :: Somewhere a clown explodes
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