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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 17, 2004 16:33:28 GMT -5
*snork* But you already have! Hey, that DON'T COUNT! 'Cuz it was ETHEL who had all teh fun, NOT Stampers.... [Tho' I MIGHT bring Kaiba in still a bit "woozy" from his "Mortal Kombat" experiences......*hee, hee*]
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Post by Peanutcat on Dec 17, 2004 16:37:14 GMT -5
Hey, that DON'T COUNT! 'Cuz it was ETHEL who had all teh fun, NOT Stampers.... [Tho' I MIGHT bring Kaiba in still a bit "woozy" from his "Mortal Kombat" experiences......*hee, hee*] As long as he doesn't go screaming for his Mommy!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 17, 2004 16:39:27 GMT -5
As long as he doesn't go screaming for his Mommy! Can't--Doesn't HAVE one
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Post by Emi-chan on Dec 17, 2004 19:09:13 GMT -5
and now I shall be "Super Stupid Bitch"! I thought you guys might like to see these scans... they're just too... [glow=red,2,300]CUTE![/glow]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 17, 2004 21:12:13 GMT -5
bbbbbbbbb and now I shall be "Super Stupid Bitch"! I thought you guys might like to see these scans... they're just too... [glow=red,2,300]CUTE![/glow] Awwww.......is teh widdl' Vampire takin' a schnooze?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 17, 2004 21:37:47 GMT -5
During teh Feast, and even teh Toast, as much as he was enjoying himself, Tasuki was ALSO growing more and more anxious about something, but not wanting to worry Lucia or spoil her joy, he waited for a good moment to excuse himself, then went to stand a short distance away, giving himself some time to think....... Chichiri, who perhaps knows teh Bandit better than anyone else, had been keeping a close watch on his friend, aware that something was bothering him, and when he saw Tasuki leave, he followed [after a whispered explanation to Emi-chan, who nodded a go ahead and gave him a quick kiss, "for success"]-- Tasuki was so deep in his thoughts he didn't hear teh monk come up behind him until Chichiri spoke softly, "Want to tell an old friend about it, Tasuki....?" "What, No "no da", Chichiri?" quipped teh Pyro-Bandit, a small, worried smile quirking his mouth-- "Well, if you'd rather NOT, I'll go back to teh food--and Emi-chan..........NO da!" Chichiri turned as it to leave.... "No, I'm sorry.....Hojoun--You know I didn't mean it that way......!" Tasuki *sighed*, then turned to his good friend [who greeted him with a gentle smile of understanding] "You've been watching me and Lucia, right?" Chichiri nodded, waiting for him to go on-- "So you've SEEN, you've seen what.......what she was......doing.....?" Chichiri seemed to think for a moment, then answered: "Weeeelllll......I saw Lucia brush crumbs off of teh front of your coat when teh two of you were sharing a piece of cake, annnnd.....she wiped that spot of soy sauce off of your cheek when you all but buried your face in that bowl of rice, and then there was that time she kindly removed your sleeve from your glass of sparkling grape juice....." "EXACTLY!" blurted Tasuki, looking even more agitated with this recitation--"AND she told me to SMILE when Ace made that STUPID joke about swimming, AND she keeps "FUSSING" AT MY HAIR, AND.......and..........." He stopped, having run outta "ands" for teh moment, his eyes reflecting a fear he was unable to voice-- "....And it reminds you of your MOTHER, and teh way she treats your Father...." Chichiri finished for him quietly. "Yes...." Tasuki admitted, his face mirroring his misery--"Hojoun......Lucia is so WONDERFUL, and I wuv her so MUCH, but.....but--my Father once confessed to me that Mom was a Beautiful Bride and a very loving Wife--and THEN she had her First Child, and--" "--It all went "downhill" from THERE?" asked Chichiri, hiding a smile-- Tasuki, who was seldom afraid of ANYTHING [or so he CLAIMS!], DID have a "slight problem" with Bossy Women, noda! He *sighed* then, and mumbled, "What do I DO if I find out I've married my MOTHER......!?" Chichiri [who's had his OWN concerns about Loving a woman, noda] put a comforting arm around his friend's shoulders and said, "I think YOU can answer that question far BETTER than I CAN, Shun'u--what WILL you Do....!?" Tasuki heaved a heavy *sigh* again, then looked up at his New Bride, sitting alone at teh head table, glowing with Beauty--AND wuv, wuv for HIM.......! "I'll keep LOVING HER, until teh day I DIE, even LONGER, right into Eternity, Hojoun--Lucia's my...WIFE...." "And she's NOT your Mother, Shun'u--ALWAYS remember that, whatever happens, All Right?" Tasuki smiled then, and nodded his head, a slightly sheepish look crossing his face as he realized he'd panicked like an IDIOT, probably over nothing [Thank Suzaku for friends like Chichiri, who understood him better than he even knew himself, so it would seem!] "All right--" he started to say, then his eye was caught by someone coming up behind teh monk-- [glow=red,2,300]*ACK!!!*[/glow] To be Continued-- [glow=red,2,300] "KUN SHUN'U!!!!"[/glow] --SCREECHED a falsetto voice, sounding like a cross between a buzz-saw and a screaming peacock, making Po' Chichiri JUMP like a startled cat and all of Tasuki's flaming-red hair STAND ON END!!! "M-m-m-m-MOM!!??" Tasuki managed to stutter with a look of UTTER PANIC on his pale face--"I thought you and Dad weren't COMING TO VISIT until AFTER teh Honeymoon!!!" "I CHANGED our Mind--do you have a PROBLEM with THAT, Shun'u, my UNGRATEFUL WRETCH of a son!!!!??" screeched teh voice, teh all-too-familiar figure coming closer-- Tasuki, his heart sinking into teh bottom of his black leather boots at this less-than-happy development, swallowed with a painful *Gulp!* and TRIED not-ta' whimper.....[what he REALLY wanted to do right NOW was grab Lucia and RUN LIKE teh WIND, heading for teh literal HILLS, noda!!!!!!]--that is, until his "Mother" got close enough for him to recognize who it REALLY was! "TAMAHOME, You JERK!!!!!"To be Continued--
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Post by Emi-chan on Dec 17, 2004 21:43:43 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] "KUN SHUN'U!!!!"[/glow] --SCREECHED a falsetto voice, sounding like a cross between a buzz-saw and a screaming peacock, making Po' Chichiri JUMP like a startled cat and all of Tasuki's flaming-red hair STAND ON END!!! "M-m-m-m-MOM!!??" Tasuki managed to stutter with a look of UTTER PANIC on his pale face--"I thought you and Dad weren't COMING TO VISIT until AFTER teh Honeymoon!!!" "I CHANGED our Mind--do you have a PROBLEM with THAT, Shun'u, my UNGRATEFUL WRETCH of a son!!!!??" screeched teh voice, teh all-too-familiar figure coming closer-- Tasuki, his heart sinking into teh bottom of his black leather boots at this less-than-happy development, swallowed with a painful *Gulp!* and TRIED not-ta' whimper.....[what he REALLY wanted to do right NOW was grab Lucia and RUN LIKE teh WIND, heading for teh literal HILLS, noda!!!!!!]--that is, until his "Mother" got close enough for him to recognize who it REALLY was! "TAMAHOME, You JERK!!!!!"To be Continued-- And as Emi-chan realizes just what is going on she falls into teh floor laughing at how REDICULOUS Tamahome looks, how PALE Tasuki has suddenly become and how utterly dumbstruck chichiri looks (not to mention that he also looks like similar to a deer in teh headlights about to bolt at any second)
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 17, 2004 22:00:20 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] "KUN SHUN'U!!!!"[/glow] --SCREECHED a falsetto voice, sounding like a cross between a buzz-saw and a screaming peacock, making Po' Chichiri JUMP like a startled cat and all of Tasuki's flaming-red hair STAND ON END!!! "M-m-m-m-MOM!!??" Tasuki managed to stutter with a look of UTTER PANIC on his pale face--"I thought you and Dad weren't COMING TO VISIT until AFTER teh Honeymoon!!!" "I CHANGED our Mind--do you have a PROBLEM with THAT, Shun'u, my UNGRATEFUL WRETCH of a son!!!!??" screeched teh voice, teh all-too-familiar figure coming closer-- Tasuki, his heart sinking into teh bottom of his black leather boots at this less-than-happy development, swallowed with a painful *Gulp!* and TRIED not-ta' whimper.....[what he REALLY wanted to do right NOW was grab Lucia and RUN LIKE teh WIND, heading for teh literal HILLS, noda!!!!!!]--that is, until his "Mother" got close enough for him to recognize who it REALLY was! "TAMAHOME, You JERK!!!!!"To be Continued-- Tasuki, who just a moment before was ALMOST ready to slash his own wrists to get away from teh "agony" known as his Mother, was now a confused mixture of joyful Relief and SNARLING FURY-- "TAMAHOME, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!! You NEARLY gave me a HEART ATTACK!!!!" Um...what followed AFTER that "loving" lil' comment was a absolute TORRENT of "Bad Language" as only Tasuki, teh Pyro-Bandit, can "spew" [It was enough ta' make yer' nose-hairs curl up and DIE, noda!], but Tamahome, used to such "attacks", hardly seemed to notice! He just STOOD there, dressed like a rather....*ahem* LARGE Chinese woman, wearing enough make-up on his face to frighten Tammy Faye Bakker, a smug *SMIRK* on his face, and let it ALL just "wash over" him, nary a hair ruffled.....that is, until he saw Tasuki reaching for his HERISON!!! *Yipe!* [glow=red,2,300]"RIKA SHI---T!!!" [/glow]was all teh farther teh hot-tempered Bandit-Boy GOT, however, as he was suddenly SWAMPED by a "herd"(?) of Seichi in DRAG!!!! To be Continued---
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 17, 2004 22:07:39 GMT -5
And as Emi-chan realizes just what is going on she falls into teh floor laughing at how REDICULOUS Tamahome looks, how PALE Tasuki has suddenly become and how utterly dumbstruck chichiri looks (not to mention that he also looks like similar to a deer in teh headlights about to bolt at any second) And THAT lil' description had ME all but rolling on teh floor in LAUGHTER, especially teh part about Chichiri! I didn't think it was POSSIBLE for one eye to get so HUGE, no DA! O_# <-----Chichiri teh Deer
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Post by Emi-chan on Dec 17, 2004 22:11:26 GMT -5
And THAT lil' description had ME all but rolling on teh floor in LAUGHTER, especially teh part about Chichiri! I didn't think it was POSSIBLE for one eye to get so HUGE, no DA! O_# <-----Chichiri teh Deer lol... I know what you mean. You know we could always spell it "chichiri teh dear."
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 17, 2004 22:38:43 GMT -5
Tasuki, who just a moment before was ALMOST ready to slash his own wrists to get away from teh "agony" known as his Mother, was now a confused mixture of joyful Relief and SNARLING FURY-- "TAMAHOME, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!! You NEARLY gave me a HEART ATTACK!!!!" Um...what followed AFTER that "loving" lil' comment was a absolute TORRENT of "Bad Language" as only Tasuki, teh Pyro-Bandit, can "spew" [It was enough ta' make yer' nose-hairs curl up and DIE, noda!], but Tamahome, used to such "attacks", hardly seemed to notice! He just STOOD there, dressed like a rather....*ahem* LARGE Chinese woman, wearing enough make-up on his face to frighten Tammy Faye Bakker, a smug *SMIRK* on his face, and let it ALL just "wash over" him, nary a hair ruffled.....that is, until he saw Tasuki reaching for his HERISON!!! *Yipe!* [glow=red,2,300]"RIKA SHI---T!!!" [/glow]was all teh farther teh hot-tempered Bandit-Boy GOT, however, as he was suddenly SWAMPED by a "herd"(?) of Seichi in DRAG!!!! To be Continued--- ALL of them, including Amiboshi, Suboshi AND Ashitare [who looked HI-LAR-IOUS dressed like a GIRL, noda!] were there, dressed as Tasuki's "Sisters", piling on top of teh luckless Groom and "admonishing" him with *smacks* and falsetto screeches of "BAD Shun'u!, Naughty Shun'u!!, DIS-re-SPECTFUL SHUN'U!!! To raise your hand to your LOVING MOTHER!!!!!" A red-faced [his complexion now MATCHED teh color of his HAIR, noda!] and somewhat dishevelled Tasuki JUST managed to burrow his way OUT from beneath this "Battle-Axe Barrage", only to find himself face to face with Tomo, done up to look like teh epitome of teh Hen-Pecked Husband [all droopy mustache and lugrubriously-sad "Hound-Dog Eyes"], who gave his "son" a forlorn look and said, "Now, Shun'u, my Son--you KNOW it's NOT wise to ANGER your Sainted Mother!!!", then shook a finger in teh Bandit's face [which Tasuki was SORELY tempted to BITE, noda!], in what was an obvious imitation of his Po' Timid Father!!! "Dad" was about to add another admonishment when "Mom" suddenly came up and DRAGGED him away by one ear ["*Ow-Ow-OW!!* Let GO, Tamahome, you IDIOT!!!!!"], saying in yet another falsetto screech [it was like hearing fingernails on a blackboard, and made po' Tomo *WINCE*!], "Come ALONG,.......Dear! Let his Sisters DEAL with that HORRIBLE, DISOBEDIANT son of YOURS!!!!" Tasuki looked at his "Family", now surrounding him--so he wouldn't ESCAPE--and *groaned* in disgust and despair--even teh Emperor Hotohori and teh normally reserved MITSKAKE were "in" on this "joke" at HIS expense! Then Nuriko, looking far LESS like a girl than normal, what with wearing such a exaggerated amount of make-up, came forward and said, "Now, Lil' Shun'u--introduce your Loving Family to your BRIDE! I DEMAND IT, IMMEDIATELY, do you HEAR ME!!!??" For Po' Tasuki [who's eye was beginning to *TWITCH* FURIOUSLY!], THIS was teh LAST STRAW!!!! To be Continued--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 17, 2004 22:42:08 GMT -5
lol... I know what you mean. You know we could always spell it "chichiri teh dear." Awww......that's CUTE! And so's Chichiri, who seems to have passed out in a clump of daffodils [maybe Emi-chan should go wake "Sleeping Beauty teh Monk" with a-lil' Kiss, noda!
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Post by Emi-chan on Dec 17, 2004 22:49:26 GMT -5
Awww......that's CUTE! And so's Chichiri, who seems to have passed out in a clump of daffodils [maybe Emi-chan should go wake "Sleeping Beauty teh Monk" with a-lil' Kiss, noda! Uh... I think this is a time for teh ... "Let sleeping *monks* lie" rule of thumb. Besides he looks so sweet there. Just so long as teh 'girls" don't trample him in trying to lecture their "brother' he's fine. Besides I think I'm too busy LAUGHING to do ANYTHING right now.
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Dec 17, 2004 22:59:58 GMT -5
... and teh more I work over Christmas break teh more money I have for Ohayocon! *ahem* OHAYOCON!!!!*packs and runs out teh door towards Columbus*
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Dec 17, 2004 23:01:46 GMT -5
hmm....that sounds familiar....like...oh yeah...home....-.- Can I stay in my apartment? Do I really hafta go home? :: phone rings and squeaky noises are heard on teh answering machine :: AH!!! BABY!!! I'm coming!!! :: grabs bags and jumps on plane headed for DeadCenter Nowhere Ohio :: *picks up kitty from Hina-chan's house* My BABY!! *runs away*
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