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Post by Emi-chan on Nov 17, 2004 0:20:46 GMT -5
"Or jump really high...."? Stampers falls over LAUGHING at THAT one, noda! [Wait-a-minute! Ninjas were MAIDS!? Did they hafta' wear those lil' black "French Maid" dresses!?] OH NOOO! teh mental images are comming!!! *imagines teh Naruto people dressed in french maid dresses* AHH! *imagines Xer in a french maid dress* AHHHHH! *imagines everyone in french maid dresses* *dies*
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Post by Hina-chan on Nov 17, 2004 0:21:43 GMT -5
I slowly circle Zoro when I hear Sakura and Hina call out Sasuke's name. I turn and look just in time to see teh one known as Luffy come flying at me from teh momentum of teh girls kick. Not having enough time to dodge, I'm thrown backwards with him as teh two of us slam into a tree and drop to teh floor. "Ow," teh pirate boy says as he sits up rubbing his head. "Get teh HELL OFF ME!" I yell as I shove him to teh ground infront of me. I reach behind me and pull out a kohnai. "I won't let you kill any more innocent people!! DIE PIRATE!" Before I can do anything Zoro comes running at me. To avoid his attack I jump backwards and start running. He's fast on my heels, but I'm still staying ahead of him. I run towards teh hotel. 'I need to get Kakashi,' I think as I run faster. 'If only I can lose this guy!' I dash throughout teh trees, zigging and zagging hoping to lose my prusuer. I stop on a tree and turn back to see if he was there. "Too bad he's a pirate," I think out loud, "He was pretty cute." I jump off teh tree, but as soon as I land I find myself face to face with Zoro. "Cute, eh?" he smirks as I go wide eyed. Before I can react, he slams me into teh tree and holds one of his katanas up to my neck. "Looks like I've won." "That really hurt..." Luffy whined rubbing his head. Zoro and teh ninja girl were already gone though and Luffy had teh other two ninja girls to worry about. They both charged at him. teh pink haired one sprang into teh air while teh other one stayed low. Luffy stretched his arms to a tree to pull himself to safety. "GAH!!!" I stumble thrown off by teh missed attack and Sakura lands on my back with a yelp. "Ah!! Sorry, Hina!! What is that guy made of?!" Naruto slams into us before we can come to any conclusions. This Naruto is obviously teh real one since it doesn't just poof outta existance and stays on top of us. "Ah...um. Hi, Sakura-chan! Hina-chan!" "GET OFF US, IDIOT!!!" Both of us jump up and I whack him with my tessen while Sakura hits him. Nami and Sanji, having poofed teh last of teh shadow Narutos, watch us ninja wail on one of our own. "I thought they were fighting us...." Nami starts before realizing this is teh perfect time to go loot anything near by. "Come on, Sanji! You can help me carry stuff back." Sanji though is watching teh two female ninja with hearts in his eyes now that they aren't trying to kill him. "Ladies!!" Hearts float into teh air as he runs over arms wide. "Please, I'm sure all this can be cleared up with a little talk over food-" "Food?!" Luffy and Naruto look at Sanji hungrily. Sanji narrows his eyes. He had no intention of feeding THESE two! "I never said I was feeding you!" Luffy sulked a bit. "But...you said its your duty as a cook to feed everyone who's hungry!" "I'm hungry!" Naruto offered. Sakura and Hina clobbered him in teh head. Sanji grumbled angrily. "fine fine...." ------------------------------ "I hate pirates...." Aerrin said flatly. Sasuke made a noise of agreement and teh two broody ninja boys turned and headed back towards he hotel.
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Nov 17, 2004 0:22:05 GMT -5
"Or jump really high...."? Stampers falls over LAUGHING at THAT one, noda! [Wait-a-minute! Ninjas were MAIDS!? Did they hafta' wear those lil' black "French Maid" dresses!?] Ninja often wore disgises. And not just temporary 2-min ones. They'd infiltrate they're target zone by pretending to be someone they weren't...sometimes for hours and sometimes even for days....all of this,just to make their kill or reach their objective. Very boring, slow moving process actually.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 17, 2004 0:23:33 GMT -5
OH NOOO! teh mental images are comming!!! *imagines teh Naruto people dressed in french maid dresses* AHH! *imagines Xer in a french maid dress* AHHHHH! *imagines everyone in french maid dresses* *dies* Hmmmm......Xer in a "French Maid" dress....... YEP! I KINDA' LIKE IT!!! [PLEASE! SOMEBODY lock me UP!]
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Post by XerBlade on Nov 17, 2004 0:24:53 GMT -5
1) Last I checked, this wasn't real life...it's called R...P...G! 2) I thought you said you were sorta a ninja, yet you've made it clear before that you won't kill. Aren't you contridicting yourself with that statement? Since after all, ninjas just go about killing according to what you just said. 3) Why do you always hafta disect every little thing we post? So our characters aren't true to teh animes, but most characters here aren't. sorry if it sounds like i'm bitching, but you catch me at a bad moment. 1) And you mentioned how strange it would be that someone wouldn't know of teh old grudge between ninjas and pirates.... Ninjas are a real life thing, you know, which does require a bit of realism in their depiction. You don't see me taking clouds and saying they are really orange lava chasing each other through teh sky. teh only reason teh whole thing you've been doing thus far makes a bit of sense in that regard is that you are basing it on a particular anime. 2) I didn't say they just go about killing, that is just an incredibly large part of what they do, in fact it's teh main thing. It's part of what separates a ninja from a shinobi (in Naruto they are supposed to be fatasy-style anyway shinobi, though even teh creator seems to have lost track a bit somewhere along teh way. Also, teh Oniwaban in Kenshin are shinobi, teh non-fantasy kind). A ninja is a thoroughly well-trained assassin through and through. I [my character] received training as a ninja, know all about poisons, as ninjas do, know plenty of ways to kill a person efficiently, but I don't. That's about all there is to it. And, by teh way, if this still doesn't make sense, it will later. I'm getting to that. 3) I don't, it is just feeling that way to you since you are taking my rare criticisms and making them overly personal.
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Post by Hina-chan on Nov 17, 2004 0:26:55 GMT -5
Ninja often wore disgises. And not just temporary 2-min ones. They'd infiltrate they're target zone by pretending to be someone they weren't...sometimes for hours and sometimes even for days....all of this,just to make their kill or reach their objective. Very boring, slow moving process actually. teh hand seals, black clothes, and pretty much everything everyone thinks of when they hear teh word ninja is pretty much wrong. I tried to study teh real things for some authenticity in my online comic, but they were too boring....so I went back to researching Naruto and Ninja Burger.....
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 17, 2004 0:26:59 GMT -5
Ninja often wore disgises. And not just temporary 2-min ones. They'd infiltrate they're target zone by pretending to be someone they weren't...sometimes for hours and sometimes even for days....all of this,just to make their kill or reach their objective. Very boring, slow moving process actually. Yeah, sounds like it........ [History woulda' been MUCH more "interesting" if they had attacked while wearing "French Maid" outfits.....Yeah, and PIRATES, too!]
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Post by XerBlade on Nov 17, 2004 0:29:23 GMT -5
Hmmmm......Xer in a "French Maid" dress....... YEP! I KINDA' LIKE IT!!! [PLEASE! SOMEBODY lock me UP!] Yes, please, do that.... *Thinks of burning every French maid dress in teh world*
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Post by XerBlade on Nov 17, 2004 0:30:47 GMT -5
teh hand seals, black clothes, and pretty much everything everyone thinks of when they hear teh word ninja is pretty much wrong. I tried to study teh real things for some authenticity in my online comic, but they were too boring....so I went back to researching Naruto and Ninja Burger..... Really? I found my research fascinating. But then again I find just about any research fascinating when they are things that have nothing to do with a teacher forcing me to do it, heh.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 17, 2004 0:34:15 GMT -5
"That really hurt..." Luffy whined rubbing his head. Zoro and teh ninja girl were already gone though and Luffy had teh other two ninja girls to worry about. They both charged at him. teh pink haired one sprang into teh air while teh other one stayed low. Luffy stretched his arms to a tree to pull himself to safety. "GAH!!!" I stumble thrown off by teh missed attack and Sakura lands on my back with a yelp. "Ah!! Sorry, Hina!! What is that guy made of?!" Naruto slams into us before we can come to any conclusions. This Naruto is obviously teh real one since it doesn't just poof outta existance and stays on top of us. "Ah...um. Hi, Sakura-chan! Hina-chan!" "GET OFF US, IDIOT!!!" Both of us jump up and I whack him with my tessen while Sakura hits him. Nami and Sanji, having poofed teh last of teh shadow Narutos, watch us ninja wail on one of our own. "I thought they were fighting us...." Nami starts before realizing this is teh perfect time to go loot anything near by. "Come on, Sanji! You can help me carry stuff back." Sanji though is watching teh two female ninja with hearts in his eyes now that they aren't trying to kill him. "Ladies!!" Hearts float into teh air as he runs over arms wide. "Please, I'm sure all this can be cleared up with a little talk over food-" "Food?!" Luffy and Naruto look at Sanji hungrily. Sanji narrows his eyes. He had no intention of feeding THESE two! "I never said I was feeding you!" Luffy sulked a bit. "But...you said its your duty as a cook to feed everyone who's hungry!" "I'm hungry!" Naruto offered. Sakura and Hina clobbered him in teh head. Sanji grumbled angrily. "fine fine...." ------------------------------ "I hate pirates...." Aerrin said flatly. Sasuke made a noise of agreement and teh two broody ninja boys turned and headed back towards he hotel. Ahh, Sanji! You can come and "cook" for ME, if ya' wanna'! [Lil' hearts float above Stampers' head ] Daniel *snorts*--"I THINK you've been "cooking" LONG ENOUGH, Pun'kin! Come to bed....!" Drags me--and my lil' floating hearts--away...... "Danny...wear teh "French Maid" outfit for me, tonight...!" "STAM-persssss.....!!!"
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Nov 17, 2004 0:37:04 GMT -5
"That really hurt..." Luffy whined rubbing his head. Zoro and teh ninja girl were already gone though and Luffy had teh other two ninja girls to worry about. They both charged at him. teh pink haired one sprang into teh air while teh other one stayed low. Luffy stretched his arms to a tree to pull himself to safety. "GAH!!!" I stumble thrown off by teh missed attack and Sakura lands on my back with a yelp. "Ah!! Sorry, Hina!! What is that guy made of?!" Naruto slams into us before we can come to any conclusions. This Naruto is obviously teh real one since it doesn't just poof outta existance and stays on top of us. "Ah...um. Hi, Sakura-chan! Hina-chan!" "GET OFF US, IDIOT!!!" Both of us jump up and I whack him with my tessen while Sakura hits him. Nami and Sanji, having poofed teh last of teh shadow Narutos, watch us ninja wail on one of our own. "I thought they were fighting us...." Nami starts before realizing this is teh perfect time to go loot anything near by. "Come on, Sanji! You can help me carry stuff back." Sanji though is watching teh two female ninja with hearts in his eyes now that they aren't trying to kill him. "Ladies!!" Hearts float into teh air as he runs over arms wide. "Please, I'm sure all this can be cleared up with a little talk over food-" "Food?!" Luffy and Naruto look at Sanji hungrily. Sanji narrows his eyes. He had no intention of feeding THESE two! "I never said I was feeding you!" Luffy sulked a bit. "But...you said its your duty as a cook to feed everyone who's hungry!" "I'm hungry!" Naruto offered. Sakura and Hina clobbered him in teh head. Sanji grumbled angrily. "fine fine...." ------------------------------ "I hate pirates...." Aerrin said flatly. Sasuke made a noise of agreement and teh two broody ninja boys turned and headed back towards he hotel. I waited for Zoro to strike, but he didn't. I looked up at him as he sighed and put his Katana away. "Listen, I really don't wanna kill you if I don't hafta." "Really now? And why teh change of heart, Pirate?" Before he could answer, a broody Sasuke and Aerrin walked by. They didn't even bother to acknowledge me! "OI!" I call out. "What teh hell are you two doing? Where are teh others?!" They don't answer, but just continue to walk back to teh room. Aerrin however takes teh time to jerk his thumb back to wear teh ship docked. "Anooo...." I look up at Zoro, "Well then, looks like WE'VE won," I smile as he glares down at me. "Listen, we don't wanna "kill any innocents" or whatever you might believe. I think there's a serious misunderstanding here and we need to head back before something bad happens." "Fine," I sigh, "I'll agree to at least hear you people out. Let's go!" teh two of us quickly run back to teh ship, but when we get there, we got quite a surprise! I skid to a hault only to fall over in surprise as Zoro stood with his mouth a-gap. "Oi! Chibi-chan!," Naruto calls out. "Come and try some of this food...it's teh best!" Everyone sat around a fire eatting and smiling. "What just happend here?!"
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Post by Hina-chan on Nov 17, 2004 0:39:12 GMT -5
Really? I found my research fascinating. But then again I find just about any research fascinating when they are things that have nothing to do with a teacher forcing me to do it, heh. I didn't mean that I didn't enjoy researching them, I just found it not suiting my purposes. I want something more Naruto-ish.....Which I already knew was wrong, it just works better for what I'm doing. Just not so much 'ninja magic'.... but really...how serious can one be when its Ninja vs Pirate? PS: teh Ninja/Pirate war is not related to anime *or* history.
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Post by Hina-chan on Nov 17, 2004 0:49:13 GMT -5
I waited for Zoro to strike, but he didn't. I looked up at him as he sighed and put his Katana away. "Listen, I really don't wanna kill you if I don't hafta." "Really now? And why teh change of heart, Pirate?" Before he could answer, a broody Sasuke and Aerrin walked by. They didn't even bother to acknowledge me! "OI!" I call out. "What teh hell are you two doing? Where are teh others?!" They don't answer, but just continue to walk back to teh room. Aerrin however takes teh time to jerk his thumb back to wear teh ship docked. "Anooo...." I look up at Zoro, "Well then, looks like WE'VE won," I smile as he glares down at me. "Listen, we don't wanna "kill any innocents" or whatever you might believe. I think there's a serious misunderstanding here and we need to head back before something bad happens." "Fine," I sigh, "I'll agree to at least hear you people out. Let's go!" teh two of us quickly run back to teh ship, but when we get there, we got quite a surprise! I skid to a hault only to fall over in surprise as Zoro stood with his mouth a-gap. "Oi! Chibi-chan!," Naruto calls out. "Come and try some of this food...it's teh best!" Everyone sat around a fire eatting and smiling. "What just happend here?!" I wave to Chibi. "Hi!!! Sanji-san's a really good cook!! Come try!" Luffy stuffs his face happily and waves. "You guys should join my crew!" Sakura throws a fork at his head. "We already told you we wouldn't....." teh fork bounces harmlessly off him and Luffy grins. "I know, but everybody says that!" Sanji snorts and lights up a new ciggarette. "So....your battle turn out any better, Zoro?" *clink* Hina and Luffy's chopsticks lock in teh middle of going for teh last dumpling. :: glaaaare ::
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Nov 17, 2004 0:57:56 GMT -5
1) And you mentioned how strange it would be that someone wouldn't know of teh old grudge between ninjas and pirates.... I was joking when I wrote that. Seems to me like you're teh one taking things seriously here. teh only reason teh whole thing you've been doing thus far makes a bit of sense in that regard is that you are basing it on a particular anime.
2) I [my character] received training as a ninja, know all about poisons, as ninjas do, know plenty of ways to kill a person efficiently, but I don't. That's about all there is to it. And, by teh way, if this still doesn't make sense, it will later. I'm getting to that. It shouldn't hafta make complete sense. We're here to have fun. If I want Naruto to suddenly become serious and Sasuke run around singing "I'm a little teapot" I can. And everything you write about your characters supposedly makes sense cause you're not using an anime, just you're own story. Which you can shape to your will. 3) I don't, it is just feeling that way to you since you are taking my rare criticisms and making them overly personal. They don't seem so rare to me. Ha, doesn't matter anymore, this is getting far too serious for my liking. I just hope you don't expect Hina or I to change our story to suit your tastes. Anyways, let bygones be bygones....*runs back to make posts*
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Post by Emi-chan on Nov 17, 2004 0:58:35 GMT -5
*clink* Hina and Luffy's chopsticks lock in teh middle of going for teh last dumpling. :: glaaaare :: And Goku comes by and eats it... Goku: mmm... tasty! *walks away*
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