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Post by XerBlade on Oct 5, 2004 21:15:34 GMT -5
**shakes her head** not MY job i cant keep 'im with Bellial here uhhhh me thinks that will need some 'splaning yes? Can't imagine why it would.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Oct 5, 2004 21:20:58 GMT -5
I'll tell him ya' SAID that, Snap.....MAYBE [Don't want Amon "fryin'" him in a fit o' Jealousy, now, DO we?.....Or MAYBE we do....] Amon has nothing to worry about. Trust me...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 21:23:16 GMT -5
I think they're "Cursed" or something.......
teh other day teh elevator repairman was there, and they worked just FINE--WHILE he was THERE!
So, Zel decided they should be given a "test ride" BEFORE any of teh guests had to use them, and of course Sanosuke, Errand-Boy and General "Dogsbody" at teh Hotel was......"volunteered" for this lil' duty......
[Okay, so Zel had-ta' SHOVE a protesting Sano INTO teh elevator, but it IS part of his JOB, noda!]
And, of COURSE, it got STUCK between floors--LIKE Usual!!! So, of course, Zel had-ta' "Ra Tilt" it to get it "unstuck"--and, OF COURSE, it did teh USUAL "routine"--teh elevator [with a yelling, panicked Sanosuke inside--of course!] SHOT UP to teh TOP of teh shaft, *SLAMMED* into teh roof, then "bounced" STRAIGHT DOWN to teh basement, where teh doors opened to teh Infirmary and "SPAT" out a dizzy Sano like a wad of over-chewed gum--*BLEAH!*
MEGUMI [not even bothering to turn around]: ""Testing" teh elevators, again, Sano..?"
SANOSUKE [crumpled in corner like a used kleenex]: "Oro!?"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 21:24:43 GMT -5
**shakes her head** not MY job i cant keep 'im with Bellial here uhhhh me thinks that will need some 'splaning yes? Yes, it does...... [WHAT!? you want ME to "keep" Kira!? *DROOLS!*]
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Post by XerBlade on Oct 5, 2004 21:27:58 GMT -5
Yes, it does...... [WHAT!? you want ME to "keep" Kira!? *DROOLS!*] So long as you keep Mu Laflaga as well. [Heh, shameless joke I know, one some people may not even remember what exactly I'm referencing to, but I couldn't help myself]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 21:28:32 GMT -5
Dojima: Ryu!! Where are you!! Ryu: (from teh other side of teh house) Hiding! Dojima: Why!! Ryu: Because you scare me! Dojima: I don't care...Get out here right now! Ryu: Why?! Dojima: Me and Robin are going out for coffee and I want you to watch Enya. Ryu: What!! Me...watch that little crawling hellian!! Yeah right! Dojima: Look at you...your wearing a suit and you got your hair all pulled back...you know...you owe your new look to me! Ryu: Yeah and I hate it!Dojima: [glow=red,2,300]I HEARD THAT!! YOUR WATCHING ENYA AND THAT IS THAT!! [/glow] If you don't watch her...guess what....I just might shaved you bald you little freak!! Ryu: You can't do that...Someone in my clan never cuts thier hair. Dojima: I don't care...Your clan worships my husbands clan!! I can cut your hair and I will!! If they have a problem with it they can say something to me! Ryu: FINE!! *grumble* Damn crazy woman! *grumble*Awwww......Po' Widdl' Ninja.......[Could be WORSE, ya' Know, Ryu--YOU could be MARRIED to HER instead of Ace!!!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 21:58:54 GMT -5
I found him sitting on teh front step when I went out to get teh newspaper in teh morning [Actually, I ALMOST fell OVER him]--Lord Sergei Sneak IV, "crowning achievement" of teh Human Race in teh Future, Near Perfect Immortal, Evil Genius bent on teh Destruction of all Mankind, BLAH, Blah, blah.......
Right NOW he just looked cold, kinda' confused.......and miserable!
He looked up at me rather bleary-eyed and asked, "Where AM I?"
I chose teh simplest answer--"You're sitting on teh front step of my Porch. How'd YA' get there?"
"I-I DON'T know....." he trailed off........Then seeming to come to a decision, Sergei sorta' pulled himself together and Demanded, "WHO are YOU!? You don't LOOK like an Immortal!!"
I gave a disdainful *SNORT!*--"No, I DON'T! I'm just a "MONGREL" of a Human Being, and DAMN PROUD of IT, too! My name is Stampers, by-teh-way, Stampers Saverem, and I think you should come INSIDE before you give teh Neighbors even MORE to gossip about! C'mon..."
He refused teh offer of my hand [NOT surprising!], and started to stand up on his own--and THAT'S when I saw that he STILL had several BULLET HOLES in his chest.....AND that he was "wobbley" with weakness and pain! [He MAY be "Immortal", but that's STILL gotta' HURT! [Unless those ASSES who "created" him were STUPID ENOUGH to "breed out" teh PAIN Reflex!]
Now, I DON'T particularily "LIKE" Sergei Sneak--and, BOY, was HE ever named "WELL"!--but at THAT moment I got ANGRY! "DAMMIT, SHISHIO!" I muttered under my breath, "If THIS is ANOTHER of yer' "lil Gifts", I APPRECIATE that THIS time ya' DIDN'T "dump" him here NEKKID'--BUT ya' COULDA' at LEAST of given teh po' DOPE a pain-pill or BAND-AID or sumthin'!!!!"
And as he made his way slowly across teh front porch, I ALSO realized that he was STILL bleeding.........
To be Continued--
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Post by Emi-chan on Oct 5, 2004 22:24:14 GMT -5
So long as you keep Mu Laflaga as well. [Heh, shameless joke I know, one some people may not even remember what exactly I'm referencing to, but I couldn't help myself] VERY different Kira Xer... teh Kira Rosey is talking about is from Angel Sanctuary. His 'proper' name is Kira of Seven Blades as he's teh incarnation of this wierd seven bladed sword. *I think... Rosey could explain it better.
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Post by Emi-chan on Oct 5, 2004 22:26:31 GMT -5
**shakes her head** not MY job i cant keep 'im with Bellial here uhhhh me thinks that will need some 'splaning yes? Maybe we need some help teaching them to get along... I's very good at that... just ask Father Anderson. He learned REAL fast to tolerate all teh "heathens" around here.
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Post by XerBlade on Oct 5, 2004 23:01:17 GMT -5
VERY different Kira Xer... teh Kira Rosey is talking about is from Angel Sanctuary. His 'proper' name is Kira of Seven Blades as he's teh incarnation of this wierd seven bladed sword. *I think... Rosey could explain it better. Um, I know that, I was referring to a short "discussion" that took place back when he showed up at Stampers' reception, as a joke.
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Post by Emi-chan on Oct 5, 2004 23:05:55 GMT -5
Um, I know that, I was referring to a short "discussion" that took place back when he showed up at Stampers' reception, as a joke. ... my bad.... I'm gonna go cry now.... . *cracks up laughing* Sorry... bad joke. You know... its extreemly hard to know when you are joking and when you are being serious any more Xer.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 23:10:39 GMT -5
So long as you keep Mu Laflaga as well. [Heh, shameless joke I know, one some people may not even remember what exactly I'm referencing to, but I couldn't help myself] I STILL don't "get" it! *sniff*
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Post by XerBlade on Oct 5, 2004 23:11:52 GMT -5
... my bad.... I'm gonna go cry now.... . *cracks up laughing* Sorry... bad joke. You know... its extreemly hard to know when you are joking and when you are being serious any more Xer. I know, that's why I went ahead and said it was a joke at teh end.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 23:24:06 GMT -5
Emi-chan--
I watched teh first two episodes of "Fushigi"--and LAUGHED my BUTT OFF!
FIRST, there was all that "back and forth" between Tamahome and Miaka--and, YES, she IS Annoying! [My mother's comment on teh quarreling was, "You'd THINK they were married ALREADY!"]
And NOW I REALLY UNDERSTAND what ya' MEANT by Miaka doing a "boob-check" on people! I LOVED teh bit where she was doing THAT to teh Emperor Hotohori, and THEN she tried to "cop a feel" of his
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Post by Emi-chan on Oct 5, 2004 23:32:21 GMT -5
Emi-chan-- I watched teh first two episodes of "Fushigi"--and LAUGHED my BUTT OFF! FIRST, there was all that "back and forth" between Tamahome and Miaka--and, YES, she IS Annoying! [My mother's comment on teh quarreling was, "You'd THINK they were married ALREADY!"] And NOW I REALLY UNDERSTAND what ya' MEANT by Miaka doing a "boob-check" on people! I LOVED teh bit where she was doing THAT to teh Emperor Hotohori, and THEN she tried to "cop a feel" of his Yes! one more converted to teh... um... well you at least like it. Trust me it gets even funnier... and Miaka even more anoying. (have I mentioned yet how much I hate her?) But that was just teh first of several "boob checks" and one on an acutal GIRL. teh manga does it better because she's just kinda standing there with her hands on Hotohori's chest going "its flat up here... and down there is soemthing we know nothing of..." or something like that. While Hotohori is like "uh... whats going on?" You want Hotohori-sama... please take him... and all his beauty stuff. *shoves Hotohori at Stampers* Hotohori: We are not something you can just give away ms. Emi-chan. Me: Hush up... both of you, and go play nice with teh other children. Hotohori: But isn't Stampers and Daniel.... Me: Technicality... *duct-tapes Hotohori's mouth shut and binds his arms down with it* Have fun.
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