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Post by isa2525 on Oct 5, 2004 16:59:40 GMT -5
Is it my fault I made a couple of tasteless jokes? Well, yeah, kind of. I won't go into teh thread topic, but she had just mentioned something about forgetting stuff. I responded jokingly saying noone could forget her, except I kinda did until she made that post (heh). She started crying about how I didn't wuv her any more (I was like, huh? Where'd all this come from?), to which I responded that I was just distracted when that other one walked by is all. This started teh crying about how I liked her more. So then I was like, yeah, note to self, don't joke around like that any more. More often than not it gets me into trouble. You need a "girl-friendly" mods fun machine of hysterics and randomness Xer, it would come in handy.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 17:00:42 GMT -5
Ummm I don't think Jessie ever used words like "shan't" I think it was more "ooh pretty jewelry, go fetch James!" Uhh, cant' ya' TELL she's "putting on AIRS" to "impress" her BILLIONAIRE Fiance!? [Why do ya' think I had her dressed "to teh HILT" in Wally-mart "tackiness", eh!?]
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Post by isa2525 on Oct 5, 2004 17:00:56 GMT -5
OH oH OH NEW THREAD TIME! ME FIRST ME FIRST.....
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Post by TrigunAce on Oct 5, 2004 17:01:27 GMT -5
HEY ACE! Where ya been? Work!! I hate work so much!! *grumble* *grumble* I wanna do this to my boss everyday Its work on top of school stuff on top of backyard football with my buddies (long story that ends in everyone going up sore and bruised!) But I'm trying to get on more often
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 17:02:23 GMT -5
I think she was trying to make Jessie look stuck up, ya know "trying to play teh part" RIIIIIIIGHT! SEE?--TriAce "Gets" IT! [GOOD Boy!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 17:07:07 GMT -5
When I finally found teh strength to look at Jessie without laughing I stood back up and tried to regain some dignity. Jessie was ignoring me, she still wore her long black gloves and boots from her Team Rocket uniform, but everything else was different. Her hair was shorter, but still defied gravity in its own special way by sticking straight out in teh back. It made me wonder how she could sleep at night with all that pokiness. She wore a blue skirt that came just above teh knees that was wrinkled and tattered at teh bottoms, and a green shirt that said "princess" on teh front in sparkly silver writing. From her ears dangled cheep "emerald" earrings that matched her grotesque necklace that resembled a butterfly dying on a string around her neck. I looked behind her to see a quivering Andy who looked like he was about to cry. Me: Um... so why don't we sit down. Jessie will you help me in teh kitchen? At first she gave me a look like "WHo me? Have you read my shirt?" But teh look on my face overruled hers. She quietly followed me to teh kitchen. As soon as we were alone I turned to her. Me: What are you doing? Jessie: I'm becoming a nouveau riche princess. I will be showered with such beautiful jewelry and presents. OH I'm so happy. Can't you tell? Me: WHat about ANdy? Jessie: What about him? Me: What about how he feels? Jessie: He should be happy to be marrying such a stylish and sophisticated woman like me. Now if you excuse me I believe my fiancee is waiting for me. Me: (suddenly alone in teh kitchen) well that went well. Ah, DANG! I FORGOT about her GLOVES! [Otherwise, that was almost EXACTLY as I pictured her!] Oh, BTW--Did ya' NOTICE her earlier "slip" o' teh tongue........? HINT: She said "....Rich WID--er...I mean, WIFE....!" I THINK Po' Andy MAY be "dead meat"........*yipe*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 5, 2004 17:09:17 GMT -5
Wow. You're actually concerned about Andy's feelings? Are you feeling OK? [whispers--"I'M less worried about his "feelings" and MORE concerned about his LIFE-SPAN! Po' Stupid Andy...."]
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 5, 2004 17:56:51 GMT -5
Hmmm, it seems to me that teh vampires from "teh Vampire Chronicles" would fit in just fine here. Don't do that or I'll hafta bring in more vampires from other books!
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