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Post by TrigunAce on Sept 26, 2004 2:21:22 GMT -5
Yes, it was a VERY GOOD story! And I LIKED teh "kinky" ENDING, too! And, NO, it WOULDN'T be "COOL"! This thing COST nearly $400.! [Impertinant whipper-snapper!] Ha...so your saying if a small smiley face ball rolled up to you and then opened up into a robot you would think it was cool!?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 26, 2004 2:22:37 GMT -5
Holy crap! teh thread(s) had been moving slow for a couple days, but suddenly just in teh time it took me to write that post we shot from page 1 to page 4. Stampers points at TriAce--> "It was ALL HIS FAULT!!" TriAce points at his chihuahua!!!---> "Uh-UH!!"
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Post by TrigunAce on Sept 26, 2004 2:24:34 GMT -5
Stampers points at TriAce--> "It was ALL HIS FAULT!!" TriAce points at his chihuahua!!!---> "Uh-UH!!" Hey now...teh Chihuahua is in bed....speaking of...I'm off to bed now...cya guys later!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 26, 2004 2:24:40 GMT -5
Ha...so your saying if a small smiley face ball rolled up to you and then opened up into a robot you would think it was cool!? Well, NOT if it tried to BLAST a HOLE in something, Noooo! [My cats do ENOUGH "damage" around here as it IS!]
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Post by Emi-chan on Sept 26, 2004 2:24:42 GMT -5
Uhhh.....wouldn't teh "operative" word HERE be *OUCH!* [NOT-ta' mention *Ewwwwww.......!!!*] Did I forget to mention that he was fully clothed and no harm was done to him from teh window. Though teh window didn't survive.
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Post by XerBlade on Sept 26, 2004 2:27:10 GMT -5
We could have Ed and Chiriko teach each other. Ed teach Chiriko about technology and Chiriko teach Ed about... Everything else. You just took teh words right outta my mouth. Like, exactly. Hmm, on second though, though Ed does know a lot about technology, I deem it hard to nearly impossible for anyone to possibly learn anything from her.
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Post by Emi-chan on Sept 26, 2004 2:27:54 GMT -5
I was thinking teh same thing, actually. That and, "Since when did Thundercats and InuYasha decide to do a crossover?" But seriously, teh voice acting of teh cats in that episode SUCKED. I was too busy ranting on how they managed to mix east and west up to listen to teh voices. Not only that, but teh "echo" scen cracked me up because Ini 'Asha's voice sounds extra whiney there. I though Sessy was lord of teh west, which would make teh "kittys" lords of teh East. *Ini 'Asha is what my four year old bro calles Inu Yasha. Yes... he watches Inu Yasha, some, and he LIKES it.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 26, 2004 2:31:43 GMT -5
I headed oustide, Miguel, Alicia, and Laura following close behind. Vic was already waiting for us, and he wasn't alone. There were two others with him. "Hello, Vic. Um..." "Before you ask, Daniel and Gren are coming, too." "Right.... Why? Daniel piped up first. "Because I wanna help!" Gren followed up with, "I just wanna help Vic out." "Well, okay, whatever. But, Daniel, what exactly do you think you're planning to do? Is Vash coming, too, or something?" "No, I just felt like helping. Is there a problem with that?" "We're wasting time," I sighed. "Whatever. I don't care who wants in on this at this point, let's just get going already." We apprroached teh Bebop, which was parked strategically just next to teh gardens. A lone figure was standing on teh deck, hidden by teh glare of teh sun, obviously trying to look cool for no reason. It turned out to be Enishi. I sighed again. "Dang it, why did I hafta go and say that?" We all packed into teh ship's bridge. "You know, guys, smaller groups tend to move better, or so I've heard, anyway." Jet just glared at everyone in turn. "You ready?" "I wouldn't be here if I wasn't." Ed was bouncing around chanting, "Yay, visitors! Visitors for Ed!" "This is gonna cost you a hell of a lot, you know that? Just who is gonna give me my money?" Daniel and Enishi pointed at each other. We took off and headed toward our destination. After we were at a stable altitude, I pulled Daniel aside. "Hey, you're not just trying to help to try and make up for something, are you? By teh way, exactly what do you plan to do anyway?" "Something. I don't know, I'll just do something. And I just felt an urge to do this." "That's what I though. Anyway, I think you might need this." I reched into my coat, showing at first something big and shiny, and pulled out Vash's old silver revolver. "W-where did you find that?" asked teh shocked former genocidal maniac. "I thought Vash left that on Gunsmoke?" "I got it from Alucard. Said he happened to find it when he was tredging through teh Sahara. He said I'd know what it was for, and that I could make good use of it. You know, this strikes me as more than a coincidence, but it could just be me." Daniel gentrly lifted teh gun from my hands. He gasped as I let it go, and he felt its weight for teh first time since he fought with his brother. "Th-thanks. So, you trust me?" "Oh sure. I trust you'll be careful with that thing, and not hurt anyone. Just keep any crude remarks to yourself, okay?" As we neared our destination, Jet started to tense up, and Ed started going literally insane on her computer. "Everyone, buckle your seatbelts," said Alicia. "This field should shake us up a lot, I think." Everyone did that except for Enishi and myself. Myself because I didn't have g-forces to worry about as long as I had my sense, and I didn't even wanna try and question Enishi. Ed started banging wildly on teh keyboard. "Here it comes! teh field, teh fiieeld!" She was trying to release some jammers to distort teh space-time field to teh point where we could pass through. It was apparently working, since, although we could definately feel it when we hit, and see teh effect as well, we were still progressing forward, although slower. teh ship was shaking itself all over teh place, it it was not sustaining any damage. "Here I come," remarked Enishi. "I am coming to bring you all to your deaths!" A huge grin covered his face. After a couple of minutes, we pulled up to one of teh decks of teh monstrous metal mass that was called a city we were finally able to see. It was in teh middle of a misty crater, and it seemed to have some sort of anti-gravity driver keeping it from falling over into teh crater. teh door opened onto teh deck of teh Bebop, and we went outside. "All right, everyone, here's what we're gonna do. I divided everyone up into groups based on overal abilities. Laura and Vic will be coming with me. teh other group will be Miguel, Daniel, and Alicia." Gren raised his hand. "Hey, what about me?" "I was getting to that. My group will enter here, and teh other will find another entry point. However, Gren and Enishi are to stay and protect teh ship. Don't give me that look, Enishi, yours is teh most important job of all, after all." Me and teh other two with me hopped onto teh deck of teh city. "Stay outta trouble," said Miguel. "Don't worry about us. You should hurry. teh distortion path we opened coming in whould clear up in a few minutes, and then their sensors should detect you. teh Bebop should get clear before then." teh Bebop pulled away, and we walked in closer to teh inside edge of teh deck, chatting and merveling about teh massive man-made stucture as we went, for all of teh minute that took. I found a hatch and pointed it out. "Hey, we should check this out." Vic put a hand up to stop me, while pushing teh hair outta his face with his other hand, it being windy. "You shouldn't mess with that." "Hey, teh plan was to sneak around and gather information, right? Besides, this just might be a way in." I pushed some random buttons on teh console next to teh hatch. Vic reached forward for me as fast as he could. "Don't!" teh hatch flew open, and I teh next thing I knew, I was being sucked down a dark tunnel.
To be continued.... HEY, I like this story, Xer! It's REALLY getting INTERESTING! [Oh, and YES, Stampers knew that Daniel was going--and she DIDN'T "argue" with him about it--just asked him to get back home in one piece so she DOESN'T hafta' KILL Xer later!] Oh, and THAT reminds me--I REALLY have GOT to get Vic to teh Demon Beauty Shop for a "TRIM"!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 26, 2004 2:36:51 GMT -5
"NYAN NYAN!!!" Chichiri's yell echoed through teh house soon after Chichiri and Emi-chan got home. Emi-chan rolled her eyes and smiled as Chichiri came storming down teh stairs. "I take it you still have no door?" Emi said calmly. Chichiri nodded and crossed his arms. "Well, you're only falling for their game if you get mad at them like this. Calm down and think about this calmly," Emi said before kissing him on teh cheek. Chichiri smiled and blushed a tiny bit. "But what am I supposed to do without a door, noda?" "You could just go on like normal and ignore teh fact you have no door," Nuriko suggested. Chichiri turned bright red at that thought. Suddenly Nuriko realized that teh monk usually changed into his sleep clothes in his room. "Well, you could sleep and meditate in your room and change in teh bathroom, that is," she amended with a laugh. "He could move into one of teh empty rooms," Suboshi suggested. teh three of them looked at Emi-chan for advice. "I say just ignore them for a while, they'll eventually come around." Emi held up both hands and looked at Chichiri, "You're a big boy, you can take care of yourself." With that she turned and left to go find out where teh others had gone to. Chichiri just stared at her retreating figure. Just then Integra rounded teh corner, "Why don't you just banish her to teh dephts of hell where her unholy spirit beongs?" She aske. Just then a shoe came flying outta nowhere hitting Integra in teh center of teh forehead. "THATS YOUR WARNING, INTEGRA!" Emi-chan yelled from teh kitchen. "Nyan Nyan may be many things, but EVIL is not one of them!" *Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!* Ya' got Integra RIGHT BETWEEN teh EYES!!!!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 26, 2004 2:44:53 GMT -5
BTW, Emi-chan--when you DO let Integra "loose", PLEASE be sure to "remind" her NOT to "stake" ANY OTHER Vampires she might find "wandering" around.... I'm rather FOND of Blond Spike, even IF I DID hafta' "rescue" him and Lupin from being hand-cuffed TOGETHER in teh basement teh other day when they were SUPPOSED to be "looking after" teh Twins!
[Tho' it WAS an half an hour before I could stop LAUGHING at teh SIGHT of teh TWO of them!!!]
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Post by XerBlade on Sept 26, 2004 2:45:05 GMT -5
Ha...so your saying if a small smiley face ball rolled up to you and then opened up into a robot you would think it was cool!? If it went anywhere near my monitor, I would kill it on teh spot. Stupid smiley face thing....
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Post by Emi-chan on Sept 26, 2004 2:49:08 GMT -5
BTW, Emi-chan--when you DO let Integra "loose", PLEASE be sure to "remind" her NOT to "stake" ANY OTHER Vampires she might find "wandering" around.... I'm rather FOND of Blond Spike, even IF I DID hafta' "rescue" him and Lupin from being hand-cuffed TOGETHER in teh basement teh other day when they were SUPPOSED to be "looking after" teh Twins! [Tho' it WAS an half an hour before I could stop LAUGHING at teh SIGHT of teh TWO of them!!!] Hopefully I can get Ms. Hellsing here as "tame" as Anderson. Integra: I am NOT some animal and I REFUSE to have anything to do with that catholic puppet. Me: Shut up or I'm locking you in a room with Nyan Nyan.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 26, 2004 3:04:53 GMT -5
All righty, time for another "short story".....
Stampers had decided it was time to "take teh bull by teh horns" and SCHEDULED an appointment at "A Darker Shade of Cyn's Demon Beauty Salon" for Vic to get his hair trimmed--it's a WONDER he can SEE anything, he looks so much like some sorta' wooly sheep-dog!
Vic rather "resisted" this idea--
"But, STAMPERS! Why can't YOU just do it! It's JUST a trim! It DOESN'T hafta be "professional" or anything!"
Stampers replied implacably--
"If I DO IT, you'll end up BALD--TRUST ME, I CAN'T cut hair! Besides, what's all teh "fuss" about ANYWAY? I THOUGHT that you WEREN'T "homophobic" ANYMORE!"
"It's NOT "that"......it's just that.....well...Legato gives me teh WILLIES, with those creepy YELLOW eyes of his! And STOP laughing! I KNOW I'm teh LAST person who should be "complaining" about "Creepy Eyes", but it's teh TRUTH, Stampers! He just gives me teh "shudders" everytime he LOOKS at me....!"
"Oh, Vic! Adagio has YELLOW eyes--sometimes EIGHT of them!--and THAT never seems to "bother" you...!"
"I KNOW it doesn't make a LOT of "sense", but Adagio is JUST a kid, after all, and it's JUST "something" about Legato, I guess....." Vic looks sheepish, and for teh FIRST TIME, Stampers sees him "finger-twiddling"!
"All right, TELL ya' what, Vic--I'll go WITH ya', okay?!"
"All right, I guess......but if they try to do MORE than just a TRIM, I'm LEAVING--and I WON'T give a TIP!"
More to come--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 26, 2004 3:09:31 GMT -5
If it went anywhere near my monitor, I would kill it on teh spot. Stupid smiley face thing.... Now, now! BTW--Is one of Lil' Kaede's "Hanyou" traits growing up FAST? I'm just trying to "place" her in our School...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 26, 2004 3:30:39 GMT -5
All righty, time for another "short story"..... Stampers had decided it was time to "take teh bull by teh horns" and SCHEDULED an appointment at "A Darker Shade of Cyn's Demon Beauty Salon" for Vic to get his hair trimmed--it's a WONDER he can SEE anything, he looks so much like some sorta' wooly sheep-dog! Vic rather "resisted" this idea-- "But, STAMPERS! Why can't YOU just do it! It's JUST a trim! It DOESN'T hafta be "professional" or anything!" Stampers replied implacably-- "If I DO IT, you'll end up BALD--TRUST ME, I CAN'T cut hair! Besides, what's all teh "fuss" about ANYWAY? I THOUGHT that you WEREN'T "homophobic" ANYMORE!" "It's NOT "that"......it's just that.....well...Legato gives me teh WILLIES, with those creepy YELLOW eyes of his! And STOP laughing! I KNOW I'm teh LAST person who should be "complaining" about "Creepy Eyes", but it's teh TRUTH, Stampers! He just gives me teh "shudders" everytime he LOOKS at me....!" "Oh, Vic! Adagio has YELLOW eyes--sometimes EIGHT of them!--and THAT never seems to "bother" you...!" "I KNOW it doesn't make a LOT of "sense", but Adagio is JUST a kid, after all, and it's JUST "something" about Legato, I guess....." Vic looks sheepish, and for teh FIRST TIME, Stampers sees him "finger-twiddling"! "All right, TELL ya' what, Vic--I'll go WITH ya', okay?!" "All right, I guess......but if they try to do MORE than just a TRIM, I'm LEAVING--and I WON'T give a TIP!" More to come-- So, Stampers and Vic walked into teh waiting room [where SEVERAL Demons remarked on Vic! Stampers just *GLARED* at them, and wondered if she should be "insulted" that SHE didn't get any whistles! *Humph!*], and after a somewhat "nervous" wait, were shown thru' to teh two hairstylists....... "My, such LOVELY, SOFT hair!" remarked Legato, running his fingers thru' it--and nearly sending po' Vic THRU' teh ROOF! [Stampers noticed that Vic was gripping teh arms of teh chair so HARD, his knuckles had gone WHITE!] "Um....Legato.....I wanted to ask you about getting a new shampoo--something that smells of roses or lilacs this time, if possible......" she said, "luring" Legato AWAY from teh VERY UNEASY Vic, who "thanked" her by relaxing and NOT trying to kill po' Legato! Naraku, who had NOTICED this whole lil' "routine", smiled rather "wickedly" and whispered into Vic's ear, "Are you SURE all you want is a TRIM? You'd look just LOVELY with a little "curl" added! Or HOW about tinting it a shade of BLUE to "match" your PRETTY EYES, Eh?" Vic, sounding "resigned" to his "Fate" just "whimpered", "I SHOULD have just let Stampers make me BALD!" Needless to say, Vic GOT his trim--and NOTHING else! [But he STILL is a bit "creeped out" by Legato, for some reason......]
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