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Post by Emi-chan on Sept 15, 2004 23:41:34 GMT -5
GEEZ, Emi-chan! Ya' DIDN'T hafta' tear yer' HOUSE apart!!!! But its fun. Besides... teh Nyan Nyans'll prolly have it fixed before we get home.Alucard and Miranda got to teh Restaurant before Chichiri's "Party", and settled in a quiet booth at teh back--Alucard was dressed in his USUAL "ensemble", but Miranda had "put on teh dog", so to speak, wearing a flowing, but simple gown in deep red [WHAT else!?], with her hair braided into a simple bun at teh back of her head-- "You look RAVISHING, My Dear....Wanna' be "ravished"!?" smirked her Husband. "Oh, Alucard--BEHAVE! And Later, AFTER Lunch, all right!?" "*SIGH!* If you INSIST, Miranda.......!" Miranda gave him a glowing smile filled with promises--"I you PROMISE not to frighten or tease poor Chichiri TOO MUCH, I'll MAKE IT worth your time, Husband......!" THAT got him grinning AGAIN, his fangs glinting!!! Nyan Nyan droped us off, quite literaly, in front of teh hotel, gigling teh entire time as she flew off to go home. Chichiri had had enough "experience" with teh myschevious one to expect it and landed gracefully... I did not and nearly fell, but caught myself on chichiri, in a backwards hug. "Damn Nyan Nyan!" I mumbled. Chichiri smiled, "Actually she I think she's fond of you... she usually will only listen to Tai Itsukun and I, noda." "Thats reassuring," I growled sarcasticly. "Well you going?" I asked when he didn't move. "Might as well, We're HERE aren't we, noda?" He said with a shudder I only noticed because of my "hug". "Why is it you can face off Nakago and Seiryuu and that gang but are so afraid of Alucard? Nakago is MUCH more terrifying," I asked. "Nakago never threatened to EAT me, na noda!" He said. I smiled. "True." Then I let go of him. "But HE did try to kill you... Alucard wouldn't KILL you exactly." Chichiri rolled his eyes. "Even worse, noda." I smiled. "Oh, come on. teh sooner you go IN teh sooner you can come OUT. Besides, you have your spell scrolls if you need them," I explained. Chichiri nodded and we both headed into teh hotel resturant, prepared for anything.
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Sept 15, 2004 23:44:51 GMT -5
Ack! You called it Doppelganger! My ears are about to explode! I'm getting painful images of teh horribly terrible official Viz translation of teh manga! I had just gotten through successfully supressing those agonizing memories! SOORRRY!!! hehe I really can't think of teh japanese names right now, and teh dvd's I saw were really bad HK's with translations almost as bad as Viz, Soooo DEAL! I can't think right now...which is way I find teh stupid "in teh closet" jokes sooooo humorous right now.
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Post by Emi-chan on Sept 15, 2004 23:44:58 GMT -5
Ack! You called it Doppelganger! My ears are about to explode! I'm getting painful images of teh horribly terrible official Viz translation of teh manga! I had just gotten through successfully supressing those agonizing memories! Quick... someone get an ANBU translated episode QUICK! Oh lord... I think I'm gonna "loose it" too. Its an Epidemic! BAD TRANSLATION SYNDROME!
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Post by XerBlade on Sept 15, 2004 23:47:32 GMT -5
SOORRRY!!! hehe I really can't think of teh japanese names right now, and teh dvd's I saw were really bad HK's with translations almost as bad as Viz, Soooo DEAL! I can't think right now...which is way I find teh stupid "in teh closet" jokes sooooo humorous right now. It's Japanese name is Kage Bushin no Jutsu. Kage=Shadow, Bushin=Clone, no Justsu= more or less technique, teh exact translation wouldn't make much sense to our English minds.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 15, 2004 23:48:19 GMT -5
Meanwhile, inside teh House, James was FRANTICALLY trying to dial teh phone, but his hands were shaking so MUCH, he kept missing teh correct numbers, and he finally managed to drop teh phone on his foot, which then skitttered across teh floor to end up under teh kitchen table--then, while retrieving it, he proceeded to *whack!* his head so hard on teh edge, that he made himself dizzy! Po' James sat on teh kitchen floor, his head aching, feeling UTTERLY USELESS and COMPLETELY HELPLESS, teh Twins now staring at him in concern--Vash with his finger in his mouth as usual--looking as if they MIGHT start crying---"Sakyo' s gonna DIE, and it's ALL MY FAULT!" he whimpered, tears falling from his green eyes--and then teh Twins DID start BAWLING!!!! "WHAT is ALL this NOISE!!!" cried Angela, running into teh Kitchen angrily--she took one look at James' distressed face, then asked, "WHAT HAPPENED, James! TELL ME!" To be Continued--- Once James managed to blubber out where he had FOUND Sakyo, Angela TOOK CHARGE! She grabbed a tray of ice cubes, emptied them into one of teh MANY tea-towels in teh kitchen, and handed it to James--"HERE--Put this on your head and give me teh phone--tell me teh numbers and I'LL MAKE teh calls!" She went and picked up Vash, and began comforting him, getting him to stop crying, then handed Rem to to James with teh instructions to do teh same with her--teh minute teh twins had stopped crying, Angela asked James teh FIRST number to call, and they went down teh "Emergency List" calmly, giving ALL teh required information with a "profressionalism" that SURPRISED James! Once teh calls were made, Angela helped James to his feet and sent him and teh Twins to watch for help arriving, while she went out to check on Sakyo, her arms loaded with extra tea towels to stop teh bleeding as much as she could--when she reached Sakyo, she was "leery" of Hermione, but as it was obvious teh animal was NOT gonna hurt her OR Sakyo--even lifting her sheltering wing HIGH enough so that Angela could get underneath--she ducked under, then carefully rolled Evvy on his back and surveyed teh damage..... "You STUPID MAN--WHY did you DO this to yourself!?" she muttered under her breath, "Don't you REALIZE these people CARE about YOU!? And just LOOK at your Cat--she's wearing her little self OUT, just trying to keep you ALIVE!" With these words, she YANKED teh knife, buried to teh hilt, from his stomach--which made him *GASP!*--noting with satisfaction that he was alive ENOUGH to feel teh PAIN! Then Angela teh former Assassin, began her work to stop teh bleeding and help save Evelyn Sakyo from himself.............................. To be Continued-----
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 15, 2004 23:56:10 GMT -5
Stampers said:
*Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Oh, Chibi! That's even BETTER than teh PIC!!!!
NARUTO [heard from within teh closet]: "Um, Kakashi-sensai......is that YOUR hand on my KNEE!?"
KAKASHI [sounding a TRIFLE *ALARMED!*]: "No"
RYOKO [laughs]: "OOPS! Sorry Naruto-I THOUGHT that was KAKASHI'S KNEE!!!"
KAKASHI [*BIG Sweatdrop!*]: "*URK!* WOMAN!!! That is NOT my KNEE!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto had long since left teh closet *snickers to self* to go his mission. Kakashi-sensei had also come outta teh closet *falls on floor trying not to laugh* thinking he was safe from "that girl" by hiding out in a tree. He sighed to himself and pulled out his book and began to read, but was actually startled as a figure appeared outta nowhere right besides him. "Hmmmmm?" she pondered, looking over his shoulder and reading his book, "That looks interesting. Shall we give it a try " She gripped his arm and began to pull him away, but he quickly moved behind her and jumped off teh tree. Once on teh ground he did his own doppelganer move as 3 Kakashi's appeared outta nowhere. "OH BOY!!" Ryoko cheered. "Now I have 3 of them!!" She gives chase to one, but thankfully to Kakashi, not teh real one. He lives to see another day. (though he contemplates hiding back in teh closet again *BWHAHAHAHAHAHA*) Well, if Kakashi thinks that's ALL it takes to get rid o' Ryoko, he's WRONG!!!!!!!!! *Hee, hee!* [No doubt due to a BAD translation, I suspect that both Kakashi and Naruto are STILL trying to figure out WHAT Chibi finds' so "FUNNY" about teh CLOSET!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 16, 2004 0:24:23 GMT -5
Nyan Nyan droped us off, quite literaly, in front of teh hotel, gigling teh entire time as she flew off to go home. Chichiri had had enough "experience" with teh myschevious one to expect it and landed gracefully... I did not and nearly fell, but caught myself on chichiri, in a backwards hug. "Damn Nyan Nyan!" I mumbled. Chichiri smiled, "Actually she I think she's fond of you... she usually will only listen to Tai Itsukun and I, noda." "Thats reassuring," I growled sarcasticly. "Well you going?" I asked when he didn't move. "Might as well, We're HERE aren't we, noda?" He said with a shudder I only noticed because of my "hug". "Why is it you can face off Nakago and Seiryuu and that gang but are so afraid of Alucard? Nakago is MUCH more terrifying," I asked. "Nakago never threatened to EAT me, na noda!" He said. I smiled. "True." Then I let go of him. "But HE did try to kill you... Alucard wouldn't KILL you exactly." Chichiri rolled his eyes. "Even worse, noda." I smiled. "Oh, come on. teh sooner you go IN teh sooner you can come OUT. Besides, you have your spell scrolls if you need them," I explained. Chichiri nodded and we both headed into teh hotel resturant, prepared for anything. NOTE to Emi-chan--after I do THIS "chapter", I'm gonna' hafta' go, but we can continue tomorrow evening, if ya' like! Alucard spotted Chichiri and Emi-chan walking towards them....and his grin DISAPPEARED! "DAMN AND BLAST!!! He has that EMI-CHAN with HIM!" he muttered unhappily, well aware that it would be HARDER to "get away" with ANYTHING with both Miranda AND Emi-chan "double-teaming" him! Miranda just smiled into her menu--SHE had figured that Emi-chan would BE here! "She's very FOND of her little monk, no matter HOW she may "come across" to others....," she thought. Chichiri still seemed reluctant to approach, standing a little behind Emi-chan, and watching Alucard nervously from teh corner of his eye...... Alucard GALLANTLY stood up, and did teh introductions--"Miss Emi-chan, I believe you may have met Miranda at teh Bachelorette Party recently, but I DON'T remember Chichiri being THERE, either as a "guest", OR as "entertainment"--" [Po' Chichiri *BLUSHED!*at THAT thought!] "--This is my Wife, Miranda," he continued, well AWARE of 'chiri's "embarrassment"--"And Mother of my Son, D, who I believe you HAVE met sometime...." teh Vampire motioned to teh seat across teh booth--"PLEASE, be seated and be my GUESTS!" Once they were settled, and teh menus distributed, teh "small talk" began-- "Emi-chan," said Alucard, "You look just LUSCIOUS! HOW have you BEEN!? And Chichiri--BLACK is a rather "unusual" color for you, tho' I DO like it! Makes you look QUITE.........."tast--"I MEAN, handsome, really!" Chichiri, who had been staring rather "mezmorized" at Alucard's TRULY "Bloody" Mary, started, then swallowed uneasily before he managed a slightly "hollow"-sounding, "T-thank You..." Miranda KICKED her Husband's booted leg under teh table, and gave him a WARNING GLARE!!!!! "WHAT!!??" she heard in her mind, "I was PAYING him a COMPLIMENT!" "Sounded MORE to ME like you were "complimenting" teh CHEF!" she thought BACK!
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Post by Emi-chan on Sept 16, 2004 0:34:17 GMT -5
NOTE to Emi-chan--after I do THIS "chapter", I'm gonna' hafta' go, but we can continue tomorrow evening, if ya' like! Alucard spotted Chichiri and Emi-chan walking towards them....and his grin DISAPPEARED! "DAMN AND BLAST!!! He has that EMI-CHAN with HIM!" he muttered unhappily, well aware that it would be HARDER to "get away" with ANYTHING with both Miranda AND Emi-chan "double-teaming" him! Miranda just smiled into her menu--SHE had figured that Emi-chan would BE here! "She's very FOND of her little monk, no matter HOW she may "come across" to others....," she thought. Chichiri still seemed reluctant to approach, standing a little behind Emi-chan, and watching Alucard nervously from teh corner of his eye...... Alucard GALLANTLY stood up, and did teh introductions--"Miss Emi-chan, I believe you may have met Miranda at teh Bachelorette Party recently, but I DON'T remember Chichiri being THERE, either as a "guest", OR as "entertainment"--" [Po' Chichiri *BLUSHED!*at THAT thought!] "--This is my Wife, Miranda," he continued, well AWARE of 'chiri's "embarrassment"--"And Mother of my Son, D, who I believe you HAVE met sometime...." teh Vampire motioned to teh seat across teh booth--"PLEASE, be seated and be my GUESTS!" Once they were settled, and teh menus distributed, teh "small talk" began-- "Emi-chan," said Alucard, "You look just LUSCIOUS! HOW have you BEEN!? And Chichiri--BLACK is a rather "unusual" color for you, tho' I DO like it! Makes you look QUITE.........."tast--"I MEAN, handsome, really!" Chichiri, who had been staring rather "mezmorized" at Alucard's TRULY "Bloody" Mary, started, then swallowed uneasily before he managed a slightly "hollow"-sounding, "T-thank You..." Miranda KICKED her Husband's booted leg under teh table, and gave him a WARNING GLARE!!!!! "WHAT!!??" she heard in her mind, "I was PAYING him a COMPLIMENT!" "Sounded MORE to ME like you were "complimenting" teh CHEF!" she thought BACK! KK... I was probably gonna bed after this as well. I'll hafta think on this and will post more tomorrow. I'm too tired to think right now.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Sept 16, 2004 0:35:43 GMT -5
KK... I was probably gonna bed after this as well. I'll hafta think on this and will post more tomorrow. I'm too tired to think right now. Okey-DOKE!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Sept 16, 2004 9:23:28 GMT -5
Well, I'm disapointed in myself. I ruined what was potentially a good surprise. Oh well. I won't be getting to it for a while anyway. Meanwhile I sit here trying to think of a way to move my little story along. Nope, nothin'. Maybe I should go for a drive. That usually does teh trick. Snap (just wastin' time)
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Post by lizardali on Sept 16, 2004 12:05:59 GMT -5
Oh, BTW--I've started watching teh UNCUT version of "Outlaw Star", and I MUST say, it makes a WHOLE LOT more SENSE not all "HACKED-UP" to edit out teh "Naughty Bits" [like Gene NEKKID'!] ALSO, I've FINALLY figured out WHY Hubb Lebowski's voice in "Wolf's Rain" always sounded SO FAMILIAR--He and Gene Starwind have teh SAME VA, don't they!? Oh, and remember how I sent Saito off into Space for teh FIRST TIME at teh end of my Katsu wuv Story? Well, I have only TWO WORDS to say, now--SPACE CHERRY!!!!! *BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!* P.S. I can't cook worth DIDDLEY-SQUAT, Neither! I know, its so much better! I wuv teh part where Melfina asks Gene if he has trouble performing! Hee Hee! Oh, BTW, have you seen teh first episode with Fred yet? Also, if you can, watch it in Japanese w/ subtitles. I don't like Gene's VA as much, but you do get to hear Jim call Gene Haniki, which for some reason, just cracks me up. Maybe its just teh way he says it.
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Post by lizardali on Sept 16, 2004 12:12:32 GMT -5
Xer... if they didn't see it comming by now then they need their heads checked. Hey! I haven't figured it out yet! Of course, I'm pretty oblivious, and I haven't exactly been paying teh best attention to what's been going on here lately. P.S. Just because I say I haven't figured it out, do not take this a sign that I wanna KNOW. Please nobody spoil whatever it is for me. I wanna be surprised.
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Post by Emi-chan on Sept 16, 2004 12:21:43 GMT -5
Hey! I haven't figured it out yet! Of course, I'm pretty oblivious, and I haven't exactly been paying teh best attention to what's been going on here lately. P.S. Just because I say I haven't figured it out, do not take this a sign that I wanna KNOW. Please nobody spoil whatever it is for me. I wanna be surprised. ... I stand corrected. Don't worry... I won't tell.
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Post by lizardali on Sept 16, 2004 12:24:22 GMT -5
... I stand corrected. Don't worry... I won't tell. I's be's not too bright... *ashamed smiley*
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Post by XerBlade on Sept 16, 2004 12:29:40 GMT -5
You know, teh number of people who have voted on teh writing contest is about teh same as teh number of people currently active in this thread alone. What's up with teh lack of votes, anyway? By teh way, if noone else votes in teh next couple days, what is Saddy gonna do with a 3-way tie for first, and with only 3 votes a piece?
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