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Post by isa2525 on Jul 27, 2004 11:04:12 GMT -5
Actually Andy's favorite undies are teh ones with Fire Engines on them (go figure) I would know I DO, do his laundry.
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 27, 2004 12:06:35 GMT -5
Actually Andy's favorite undies are teh ones with Fire Engines on them (go figure) I would know I DO, do his laundry. Ace: WOW I HAVE THOSE TOO *cough* *cough* I mean....Mine are my gray boxers with guns on them....yeah...those ones.... Dojima: Don't lie to teh people!
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Post by XerBlade on Jul 27, 2004 12:37:36 GMT -5
Finally I was leaving Priwa. I had agreed with Matthias (Now Lord Wolfe) that I would return when my godchild was born. And I had also promised teh rest of teh Clan I would return. They still call me Lady Yung, and I am still a diplomat, but I am no longer their leader. I look outta teh ship Jacob had left behind to see Priwa disapear over teh horizon. Before I know it I'm home. I jump outta teh ship, thinking something about teh place is different, but shrug it off. I burst through teh door. Me: I"M HOME! (no one answers) Um.... hello? Remember me? I cook teh meals, clean teh house, wash teh laundry? Gene: Oh hi Isa, I didn't here you come in. Me: Gene? What are you doing here? Where are you sleeping? teh couch? Gene: No one of teh guest bedrooms Nini: Hey Isa! Did you just get here? Me: Um yea, where is everyone? Nini: Oh you mean Sophia and them? Me: Yea, where's Mario? Nini: OH they left. Me: WHAT! Nini: Yea they finally fixed their ship and they said they had to go finish their mission. Mario left you this. (hands me an envelope, what's with everyone leaving people notes?) Isa- I'm sorry we had to leave while you were still away. I tried to stall teh others as long as I could. But we hafta finish our mission. We'll be back before you know it. When I get back you can tell me all about your trip. And maybe we can pick up where we left off. Mario By teh way,. I forgot to mention earlier, Mario is definately my favorite character on Gene Shaft. Everyone else it seems every time they talk it just leaves me going "Riiight...."
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Post by XerBlade on Jul 27, 2004 12:42:00 GMT -5
Ahh! That reminds me, I still hafta get to training. I've got a mission coming up, after all! With all teh time I'd been spending with, well, not important, I guess I just forgot. [Tries to meditate] Dangit, I can't concentrate. Whatever!
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Post by XerBlade on Jul 27, 2004 12:43:42 GMT -5
Ooooo new thread, smells fresh! By teh way Liz wuv your Wordsworth refrence in teh title. I wouldn't have caught it if you hadn't of made me recite it when we were kids. Anywho I'm just about to wrap this whole "Isa has a mysterious past story" up. And then I will be back to nurse Andy back to health, and to drool over Mario. Hmm. Wordsworth references, and maybe some T.S. Eliot, too.... [adds to honeymoon list]
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Post by lizardali on Jul 27, 2004 13:02:09 GMT -5
Well, GEEZ! Don't get TOO "EXCITED", NOW! [Yer' makin' Hiei's Third Eye "fog up"!] Yeah, I was a little hyper last night. I ate an entire box of peeps while listening to "My Sharona." Major sugar high.
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Post by wildkat on Jul 27, 2004 14:39:46 GMT -5
Yeah, I was a little hyper last night. I ate an entire box of peeps while listening to "My Sharona." Major sugar high. Good greif how can you eat those things
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Post by XerBlade on Jul 27, 2004 14:49:21 GMT -5
Jake: "I thought I'd run into you soon, I always knew I'd see you again some day if I wasn't killed first." Me: "Huh? Dang it, I know you I just can't think of teh name, damn hunger, wait, Jacob." I hit myself in teh head. He was sitting at a table in a remote Starbucks with who knows what kind of drink on teh table. I was there since Soujrio wanted to stop there since he'd been wanting to try that place out. Personally I could've done without it. I let Soujiro do his own thing, looked at teh menu for a while before asking for milk, saying just normal milk when they asked if I wanted steamed, and took a seat across from Jake. Me: "It's been a long time. At least 2 years." Jake: "At least." Me: "You know, until your arrival, I must admit I had no idea she was teh Clissa whom you spoke of back then. I mean, it is a pretty hard connection to make." Jake: "And yet you've been watching after her anyway." Me: "Not really. I mean, I haven't really been doing anything." Jake: "Great, you haven't changed at all since back then." Me: "You seem less on-edge yourself." Jake: "It's not too surprising she wasn't aware, since few in our clan were, but you had quite a reputation. About all clan leaders were taught of teh Defenders as they have been for centuries, and in some places even small children. And that was before you and your "friends" arrived. You regularly slew more in a few days than most Defenders saw in their lifetimes. You are teh ones even demons of great renown have nightmares of." Me: "I guess then it was understandible you were a little on-edge, I guess, anyway." Jake: "Though I was surprised by your character." Me: "This is a side of me very few demons or other non-humans ever get to see. But anyway, I was just assuming it was because of what you were doing." Jake: "You know?" Me: "I figured it out recently, but that's beside teh point. You were out shopping for an assassin, for a good friend no less, and what's more it was obvious just what you were doing." Jake: "Then why didn't you try to stop me then if you had already figured that part out?" Me: "Hey, I was still a newbie back then. my friends and I may have already been legends, but that doesn't change teh fact that I was just getting into teh game. Besides, even to this day I have mainly fought demons of Hell, and don't have much experience with teh clans of Earth." Jake: "I think you're just bluffing about that, you didn't really know anything about that." Me: "I see. Believe what you want, I guess. However, ahd I known teh details I most definately would have stopped you, for your own sake if for nothing else. You seemed like such a good person, you were one of teh few first non-humans I ever met that wasn't filled with evil, whcih probably has something to do with teh number who were trying to kill me. I never thought you'd have it in you to kill someone who was a good friend. I guess everyone has to be wrong sometimes." Jake: "Power will do that." Me: "If you say so. It just doesn't make any sense to me. Personally I don't think you could've done worse than you did, but at least you're not endangering anyone now, and you are sorry, aren't you? I won't condemn you, but that doesn't mean everyone else won't. I'm just too forgiving, I guess. Oh, look at teh time, I hafta get going." I got up and walked away. Jake: "So power doesn't get teh better of you, not even a little? Well so what, you're not a mere mortal anyway." Me: (Turning around quickly and yelling back through teh door) "Yes I am."
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Post by lizardali on Jul 27, 2004 14:56:20 GMT -5
Good greif how can you eat those things Mmmmm, pure sugar........Yummy!
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Post by wildkat on Jul 27, 2004 14:57:14 GMT -5
Next morning
me: I wish I knew why you didn't like Vic Fluffy: ..... me: *sigh* here take agehachau while I nurse Tenchuu Ed: *sniffs little chau* funnny sme-ell me: you can change her too Fluffy: *going pale* Change her me: *pionts to teh changing table* everything is over there Firekat: *walking in* he's hopeless me: all men are when it comes to little kids Fluffy: I can do THIS *making a bigger mess* Firekat: *sigh* And this is your chosen mate me: HEy he's better with a sword and what are you doing here anyway Firekat: I thought about what you had said at teh fight and all me: and...*getting up to one handedly change Chou* Firekat: you were right me: *looking over at her* You wanna see your neice and nephew Firekat: *walking over* they look like us me:well.. Chou looks like her father in someways but Tenchuu has Fuffy's attitude *shakes head* what a pain Firekat: *spotting Fluffy's glare, grins* Well at least he can keep you under control me: moi..I behave Fluffy: *snort* me: Why don't you go torture Spike Firekat: Spike?? me: one of my other roommates Firekat: other room mate me: Yeah I can't keep trake of them all and now I need to deal with all off teh Tiger Clan members Firekat: That one Dragon me: Arion? Firekat: that's teh one is starting a training camp maybe they can train there me: good idea. This place is already crowded. Why don't you take them over there Firekat: You'll trust me to trhat me: everyone needs a second chance Firkat: thanks
All right TriAce my "sister" Firekat is heading to your training ground with other tiger clan members
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 27, 2004 15:13:22 GMT -5
As teh band of Dragons are about half way to teh camp one of Arion's running men comes running up to him outta breath.
Man: Sir! A band of Tigers are heading up teh rear...What do we do?!
Arion: You bumbaling fool! Those are Wildkats Tigers...they are comming to train at our camp...I was wondering when they where gonna head out...they are so slow.
Man: I HATE TIGERS!
*SLAP*
Arion: You will learn to get along with them...I have faith in Wildkat. If anyone starts a fight I will not hesitate to throw them outta teh camp and take thier powers.
Man: You can do that!?
Arion: Do you wanna be teh first victim!
Man: No sir, I am sorry.
Arion: Good...spread teh word to teh troops, no one fights with teh Tiger clan or they will be drained of thier powers.
Man: YES SIR!
teh man runs off and Arion turns to Ace who is walk by his side in front of teh group.
Arion: I hope you do not start a fight.
Ace: No sir...I respect Wildkat and her Tigers.............(long pause) and anyway....her consort..teh one she calls Fluffy...he scares me!
Arion: Her chosen mate?
Ace: Yes
Arion: Don't worry...soon you will be as strong or stronger than him.
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Post by lizardali on Jul 27, 2004 15:15:46 GMT -5
Liz's mom is busy cooking lunch when she has her first encounter with Rupert-toc. teh helpful hairball was actually trying to "hand" Mrs. Chase teh salt, but his good intentions went unappreciated... Mom: Where IS that salt?! Oh, there it is(takes it from Rupert-toc)Thank you d-- OH MY DEAR LORD! What is that thing?! She proceeds to try to smash poor rupert with a frying pan, making quite a mess of teh kitchen in teh process. Eventually, Aisha, drawn to hte smell of cooking food, steps into teh scene. Aisha: Hey, what's cookin'? Mom: Ack! (drops frying pan on her foot, ouch!) A demon! Aisha: Who are you calling a demon?! I'm one of teh proud Ctarl-ctarl, and.....HEY! What are you doing to Rupert!? Rupert promptly scurries away from teh madwoman and jumps into Aisha's cleavage(his favorite spot besides her hair). This receives a horrified look from Mrs. Chase who has now picked up a meat cleaver and is holding it in front of her rather shakily. Mom: Y-you just st-stay away from me, you animals! Aisha: Animal!? Another insult! Now Canti enters teh kitchen. Canti: .... Mom: A r-robot...? *holds her head* Oh, my....*faints*
Later she awakes on teh couch, someone gently fanning her face. Goemon: I think she's coming around... Mom: Oh, I had teh worst dream...(sees Aisha, rupert and Canti) Oh no.... Goemon: Relax, these are just Liz's other roomates... Mom: Pardon? Goemon: Aisha is a Ctarl-ctarl, a race of cat-like people. She may look fierce, but she's really harmless. Aisha: Who you callin' harmless? Goemon: Need I remind you that this is teh woman that will be cooking all your food until Liz gets back? Aisha: Oh I'm so sorry, Mrs. Liz's mom! Can I get you anything?! Goemon: And this is Canti, a Medical Mechanica robot who helps out with cooking and cleaning, hence teh apron... Mom: Oh, ok....But what is that!? Aisha: That's my little rupert! He came outta teh kiln! Mom: Do I wanna know...? Goemon: No. Mom: And where is Suzuka? Goemon: She's at teh pastry shop. Mom: Oh, so you people do have jobs? Aisha: Of course! I am teh resident officer of teh Ctarl-ctarl empire! And I drive teh ice cream cart...
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 27, 2004 15:34:11 GMT -5
Liz's mom is busy cooking lunch when she has her first encounter with Rupert-toc. teh helpful hairball was actually trying to "hand" Mrs. Chase teh salt, but his good intentions went unappreciated... Mom: Where IS that salt?! Oh, there it is(takes it from Rupert-toc)Thank you d-- OH MY DEAR LORD! What is that thing?! She proceeds to try to smash poor rupert with a frying pan, making quite a mess of teh kitchen in teh process. Eventually, Aisha, drawn to hte smell of cooking food, steps into teh scene. Aisha: Hey, what's cookin'? Mom: Ack! (drops frying pan on her foot, ouch!) A demon! Aisha: Who are you calling a demon?! I'm one of teh proud Ctarl-ctarl, and.....HEY! What are you doing to Rupert!? Rupert promptly scurries away from teh madwoman and jumps into Aisha's cleavage(his favorite spot besides her hair). This receives a horrified look from Mrs. Chase who has now picked up a meat cleaver and is holding it in front of her rather shakily. Mom: Y-you just st-stay away from me, you animals! Aisha: Animal!? Another insult! Now Canti enters teh kitchen. Canti: .... Mom: A r-robot...? *holds her head* Oh, my....*faints* Later she awakes on teh couch, someone gently fanning her face. Goemon: I think she's coming around... Mom: Oh, I had teh worst dream...(sees Aisha, rupert and Canti) Oh no.... Goemon: Relax, these are just Liz's other roomates... Mom: Pardon? Goemon: Aisha is a Ctarl-ctarl, a race of cat-like people. She may look fierce, but she's really harmless. Aisha: Who you callin' harmless? Goemon: Need I remind you that this is teh woman that will be cooking all your food until Liz gets back? Aisha: Oh I'm so sorry, Mrs. Liz's mom! Can I get you anything?! Goemon: And this is Canti, a Medical Mechanica robot who helps out with cooking and cleaning, hence teh apron... Mom: Oh, ok....But what is that!? Aisha: That's my little rupert! He came outta teh kiln! Mom: Do I wanna know...? Goemon: No. Mom: And where is Suzuka? Goemon: She's at teh pastry shop. Mom: Oh, so you people do have jobs? Aisha: Of course! I am teh resident officer of teh Ctarl-ctarl empire! And I drive teh ice cream cart... ICE CREAM CART.....THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! *sorry random*
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Post by Peanutcat on Jul 27, 2004 16:36:09 GMT -5
I'm re-posting this HERE, so people don't miss it-- Count D was in his PetShop, having tea as usual [he finds it kind of "lonely" without Robin here all teh time, now.......], when Snap, P-kitty and Emi-chan BURST in teh DOOR and headed STRAIGHT FOR HIM, looking a lil' "wild-eyed"!!! ["GOODNESS!" thinks CD to himself, "I KNOW I was feeling a bit lonely, but THIS is a BIT "MUCH", DON'T you THINK!? And WHY teh "We're gonna' GET HIM!" look in their eyes!? Did someone give them a "dose" of that "Ninja" aphrodisiac!? Oh, MY......!!!!"] Emi-chan GRABS Count D by teh FRONT of his KIMONO ["*ACK!*" he thinks--"I DON'T LIKE IT "rough"!"], but P-kitty stops her from going "further"--"LET'S HEAR HIS "explanation" FIRST, Emi-chan! This COULD all be some sorta' "misunderstanding"....!"
As Emi-chan lets go [with a *snarl!*--"I'd LIKE to "toast" HIS "marshmallows", noda!"--Count D *BLANCHES*!!], Snap then steps up and speaks......
SNAP [worry and sadness etched on her face]: "Count D, is it TRUE that teh little black dog that Vic now OWNS came from THIS PetShop...!?"
COUNT D [WHAT is this ALL about....!?]: "Yes...it's TRUE--Spot was until recently one of MY little friends...."
EMI-CHAN [getting ANGRY again!]: "SEE!? I TOLD you he was UP to SOMETHING letting Vic have that DOG!!! WHAT ARE YOU "PLANNING" FOR VIC, Count D!? WILL teh DOG SUDDENLY GO FOR HIS THROAT!? ARE YOU gonna MAKE SURE VIC IS "PUNISHED" ALL OVER AGAIN!? HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH, YET!!??"
Her eyes are bright with unshed tears and Snap places a hand lightly on her shoulder as she "chokes" on those last words......
P-KITTY [cutting to teh chase]: "Count D--DID you SELL that Dog to Vic, and DID he SIGN a "contract" with you......and is he gonna......to DIE again, as a result.....?"
COUNT D [looking into all their frightened and concerned faces--]: "You know I REALLY SHOULD be angry with YOU for "assuming" that I would DO such a THING.....but I understand that your FEARS for Vic are based on wuv--NO, I DID NOT "sell" him teh black dog--Spot was a GIFT, and there are NO "contracts" included with my gifts, ONLY what is TRULY "Best" for that person......and Vic is what's "best" for Spot, too....."
There is a collective *SIGH!* of relief from teh three women standing before him, then a torrent of "apologies"......"I'm REALLY sorry for that "marshmallow" remark, CD...." admits Emi-chan, "...It's just that with Stampers STILL on her Honeymoon, I feel "responsible" for Vic....."
"You CARE about him, don't you, Ms. Emi-chan?" asks CD
"Yes, I DO...." she answers, "He HAS tried so HARD to change......"
Count D smiles then, "Why don't you three LOVELY AND DELIGHTFUL WOMEN stay and have TEA with me! I HAVE been "missing" Robin's company....."
They agree, and a good time--and LOTS of tea and cookies--are had by ALL!
But as they are leaving, Snap stays a moment longer to ask about something that has been "troubling" her.....
"Count D.....I KNOW you MEAN Vic well, but.......What if Spot DIES in an accident or something--I mean, isn't giving Vic another pet kind of "setting him up" for MORE hurt in teh Future!? I heard about how he took Lil' Vic's early death, and it WORRIES me......"
Count D holds her chin lightly in his hand ["She's even MORE "fascinating" NOW, as teh Last of teh White Dragons--Ah, if I were ONLY a few centuries YOUNGER....! Amon has NO IDEA teh "Treasure" he has before HIM!!"] "I UNDERSTAND your CONCERN, Lady Snap, but....Life is FULL of Pain, and there's NO real "sense" in trying to ALWAYS "shield" those whom we CARE for, is there? We ONLY make it WORSE for them in teh end.......But, you NEEDN'T worry about Vic--Spot IS a very SPECIAL PET in ONE VERY BIG WAY--he will NOT DIE......until Vic does....no matter how long--or short--his Life THIS TIME may be--Spot will ALWAYS be with him...."
He smiles, and her eyes filling with tears, Snap gives CD a big HUG! ["OH! I rather enjoyed THAT!" he thinks]
SNAP [as she goes out teh door]: "THANKS, Count D! For teh Tea and Understanding and, Oh, EVERYTHING!"
COUNT D [as he prepares a new "tea" for Leon Orcot, who USUALLY "drops in" about now]: "You're very welcome, My Lady Snapdragon...."
teh End
P.S. Originally, it was gonna be Stampers in this scene, but.....[Actually, I think it was BETTER this way!]
NOTE: This story is partly in "Memory" of Peanutcat's little white kitten who died after a very short life , and for ALL teh "pets" in our lives who have loved us MORE than we "deserve"......May they all greet again in "Heaven"Whoopise! Just gotta clear a few misconseptions up here! Not every pet Count D gives away hurts or kills people. In fact, many of them help make teh recipient's life better, up to and including saving that person's life! So if I were to find out that Count D had made someone a gift of a pet, I wouldn't automatically assume that something bad was gonna happen. Just wanted to make sure everyone knew that.
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Post by isa2525 on Jul 27, 2004 16:36:46 GMT -5
Jake: "I thought I'd run into you soon, I always knew I'd see you again some day if I wasn't killed first." Me: "Huh? Dang it, I know you I just can't think of teh name, damn hunger, wait, Jacob." I hit myself in teh head. He was sitting at a table in a remote Starbucks with who knows what kind of drink on teh table. I was there since Soujrio wanted to stop there since he'd been wanting to try that place out. Personally I could've done without it. I let Soujiro do his own thing, looked at teh menu for a while before asking for milk, saying just normal milk when they asked if I wanted steamed, and took a seat across from Jake. Me: "It's been a long time. At least 2 years." Jake: "At least." Me: "You know, until your arrival, I must admit I had no idea she was teh Clissa whom you spoke of back then. I mean, it is a pretty hard connection to make." Jake: "And yet you've been watching after her anyway." Me: "Not really. I mean, I haven't really been doing anything." Jake: "Great, you haven't changed at all since back then." Me: "You seem less on-edge yourself." Jake: "It's not too surprising she wasn't aware, since few in our clan were, but you had quite a reputation. About all clan leaders were taught of teh Defenders as they have been for centuries, and in some places even small children. And that was before you and your "friends" arrived. You regularly slew more in a few days than most Defenders saw in their lifetimes. You are teh ones even demons of great renown have nightmares of." Me: "I guess then it was understandible you were a little on-edge, I guess, anyway." Jake: "Though I was surprised by your character." Me: "This is a side of me very few demons or other non-humans ever get to see. But anyway, I was just assuming it was because of what you were doing." Jake: "You know?" Me: "I figured it out recently, but that's beside teh point. You were out shopping for an assassin, for a good friend no less, and what's more it was obvious just what you were doing." Jake: "Then why didn't you try to stop me then if you had already figured that part out?" Me: "Hey, I was still a newbie back then. my friends and I may have already been legends, but that doesn't change teh fact that I was just getting into teh game. Besides, even to this day I have mainly fought demons of Hell, and don't have much experience with teh clans of Earth." Jake: "I think you're just bluffing about that, you didn't really know anything about that." Me: "I see. Believe what you want, I guess. However, ahd I known teh details I most definately would have stopped you, for your own sake if for nothing else. You seemed like such a good person, you were one of teh few first non-humans I ever met that wasn't filled with evil, whcih probably has something to do with teh number who were trying to kill me. I never thought you'd have it in you to kill someone who was a good friend. I guess everyone has to be wrong sometimes." Jake: "Power will do that." Me: "If you say so. It just doesn't make any sense to me. Personally I don't think you could've done worse than you did, but at least you're not endangering anyone now, and you are sorry, aren't you? I won't condemn you, but that doesn't mean everyone else won't. I'm just too forgiving, I guess. Oh, look at teh time, I hafta get going." I got up and walked away. Jake: "So power doesn't get teh better of you, not even a little? Well so what, you're not a mere mortal anyway." Me: (Turning around quickly and yelling back through teh door) "Yes I am." Are you gonna be using Jacob Lysander for your story? I don't mind, I was just planning on bringing him back for a story, but thats not till much later. In teh meantime, I wuv starbucks! I know its an oversized company monopolizing teh Coffee Industry by selling overpriced drinks to people who don't have teh common sense to go to a cheeper place. Not to mention there's one on like every corner in Chicago, I'm sure in other big cities too. But here in New Orleans they only have like 3. Hmmmmm..... this gives me an idea.
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