|
Post by TrigunAce on Jul 10, 2004 20:37:59 GMT -5
Dojima deciding that Ace has had enough punishment for teh night decideds to give him a break for that night and let him drink...being as bored as she is (she decided not to drink because she knew she had to take 3 drunk people home) she seeks out Robin.... Robin: Hey sexy im really d-d-runkkkkk, hey that cat is giving me a funny looookk (shoots flames at peanutcat, but missing by a foot) Yeahhhh I gots herrr. Dojima:*under her breath* no wonder she doesn't drink very often Robin: Hey sexyy...wheres my man....I wanna get him to dance up on that stage....I meannn he may be linkyyyy and allll but he is SEXXXYYyYy Dojima: Hes up stairs drunk with Ace.... Robin: YEAHHHHH I GETTTT THEMMM BOTH TO DO A DANCING DUET!!!!!!!!!! *Hiccup* (Tries to run up to get Micheal and Ace but trips going out teh door) OOPSIE DASIY I FELL DOWN AND WENT BOOM!!!!! Dojima: I'll go with you...but this time if Ace is so drunk hes willing to dance...I wont stop teh girls from mauling his clothes off. *gives Robin a funny look and laughs evily* just let me run out to my car....I have teh other stuff I bought to punish Ace with out there.
|
|
|
Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 10, 2004 20:40:27 GMT -5
More party stuff: Kermit finally shows up and gets conjoled into singing a duet with Lorne: "It's Not Easy Being Green"! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later, Lorne gets back onstage to ask for more song suggestions when a voice from teh crowd start chanting"Lorne! Lorne! Lorne! Lorne! Take it off! Take it all off!", sending him into an impromtu strip-tease! (And he was pretty good at it, too! Knows how to work a crowd, don'tcha know!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Awwwwww.......MAAAAAANNN!!!! Jus' LOOK at WHAT ya' MADE me MISS, Snap!!!!!!! [An I COULDA' had ALL me "questions" abou' Lorne FINALLY Answered, TOO!!!!!!]
|
|
|
Post by TrigunAce on Jul 10, 2004 20:44:46 GMT -5
GLAD-ta' SEE-ya' BACK, TriAce! "Twisted Screw Driver"? I thought MAYBE that was sumthin' "NAUGHTY"......kinda' like that "dirty-dancin'" version o' da' "Hokey-Pokey" that Ace seems-ta' be doin' NOW! MICHAEL! Could-ya' PLEASE STOP "pokin'" people wid' that "Chichiri" zucchini!!!!! It's CREEPY.....n' disgustin'! Micheal: noppee Its TOOOO fun to stop I just can't help it...*Pokes Ace* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs and hides under a table* Just then Robin and Dojima come in. Ace: HEY mORE STiPpErs yEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WHAP* Dojima: Come here stupid! *whispers something into Aces ear* Ace: YEAH...THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUuUNNn!!!! *Hiccup* MICHEAL DOESNT THAT SOUNDS LIKE PHUN!!! Micheal: Imm NOt shureeee but I think I'll do IT Dojima: OO Goody...I better run and tell stampers not to let anyone leave yet...MWHAHAHA
|
|
|
Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 10, 2004 20:51:09 GMT -5
Robin: Hey sexy im really d-d-runkkkkk, hey that cat is giving me a funny looookk (shoots flames at peanutcat, but missing by a foot) Yeahhhh I gots herrr. Yeah, Robin MISSED HER, but now HIEI looks a-bit "singed"---an' SURPRISED! [Ifn' he HADN'T jus' "finished off" an ENTIRE six-pack by HIMSELF, there MIGHT be sum' "trouble"......!]
|
|
|
Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 10, 2004 20:55:56 GMT -5
Heh. teh waiting will do him good! And, dammit!, you stole my punch-line! Uhhhhh......Sorry?
|
|
|
Post by TrigunAce on Jul 10, 2004 20:57:41 GMT -5
Yeah, Robin MISSED HER, but now HIEI looks a-bit "singed"---an' SURPRISED! [Ifn' he HADN'T jus' "finished off" an ENTIRE six-pack by HIMSELF, there MIGHT be sum' "trouble"......!] Robin: O POORRR HIEI IM SOOOOO SORRRRYYYY LET ME MAKE IT ALL BETTER...*Runs up to Hiei and starts to "make wuv" to his chest*....mmmm HaS AnYOne EveR TolD YoU yoUR NipPLEs TaSte LiKE ORAngE JuiCE!! Before Hiei can react Dojima *GRABS* Robin by teh ear and pulls her away... Dojima: Gawd woman you are worse than Ace when you are drunk. Robin: Hey LETTSS Gos Of MES HiS NiPpLes TAsTe GoOd. *hiccup* Dojima: I hope Micheal doesn't find out about this.
|
|
|
Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 10, 2004 21:00:27 GMT -5
Micheal: noppee Its TOOOO fun to stop I just can't help it...*Pokes Ace* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs and hides under a table* Just then Robin and Dojima come in. Ace: HEY mORE STiPpErs yEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WHAP* Dojima: Come here stupid! *whispers something into Aces ear* Ace: YEAH...THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUuUNNn!!!! *Hiccup* MICHEAL DOESNT THAT SOUNDS LIKE PHUN!!! Micheal: Imm NOt shureeee but I think I'll do IT Dojima: OO Goody...I better run and tell stampers not to let anyone leave yet...MWHAHAHA Well--THIS definately sounds[glow=red,2,300]OMINOUS!!!!![/glow]
|
|
|
Post by TrigunAce on Jul 10, 2004 21:10:24 GMT -5
Well--THIS definately sounds[glow=red,2,300]OMINOUS!!!!![/glow] Dojima is a very evil person.... Dojima: Ok Robin...where did teh boys go, I got my bag of goodies from teh car. Robin: (starting to sober up after becoming embarressed after sucking on Hiei's nipples.) They are behind stage waiting for you....this sounds like fun... Dojima: Hmmm ok....(runs off back stage) Here Ace...Micheal...put these on...*hands each of them a spiked dog collar and tight tight leather pants...* o and here....*hands Ace a tight white shirt....and Micheal a tight black one* ok boys...you almost ready....let me go get a glass of water before you start. Ace: Oke Dokey BABES.... Dojima thinks..."if he wasn't drunk id kill him." Dojima gets a glass of water and opens teh curtain. Soon after she throws all teh water in her glass on Aces white shirt making his nipples hard. Micheal and Ace look dumbfounded untill teh song bad to teh bone starts playing, then they start to do a wild strip tease till they are both left in black g -strings and teh collars. Stampers if you wanna finish this one...go right ahead..if not someone else do it becasue I wanna see teh types of evil things you ladies can do to them poor boys this time.
|
|
|
Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 10, 2004 21:13:01 GMT -5
Robin: O POORRR HIEI IM SOOOOO SORRRRYYYY LET ME MAKE IT ALL BETTER...*Runs up to Hiei and starts to "make wuv" to his chest*....mmmm HaS AnYOne EveR TolD YoU yoUR NipPLEs TaSte LiKE ORAngE JuiCE!! Before Hiei can react Dojima *GRABS* Robin by teh ear and pulls her away... Dojima: Gawd woman you are worse than Ace when you are drunk. Robin: Hey LETTSS Gos Of MES HiS NiPpLes TAsTe GoOd. *hiccup* Dojima: I hope Micheal doesn't find out about this. I HOPE LIZ doesn't FIND OUT abou' THIS!!!! [Meanwhile, po' Hiei, sufferin' from TOO MUCH BEER n'..........um......"sensory Overload"--("ORANGE JUICE...?" he thinks blearily), very calmly decides-ta' PASS OUT! *THUD!* Awwwww.......AIN'T he "ADORABLE" when he's unconsious? Hiei, snugglin' up ta' da' infamous Chichiri zucchini, gives it a kiss, then smiles, mutterin' "I wuv you, Liz...."]
|
|
|
Post by TrigunAce on Jul 10, 2004 21:15:25 GMT -5
Ok thats all im gonna do for teh party...I got to go for now...i might be back later...it depends on if someone else gets on teh computer tonight or not.
|
|
|
Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 10, 2004 21:50:01 GMT -5
b Dojima is a very evil person.... Dojima: Ok Robin...where did teh boys go, I got my bag of goodies from teh car. Robin: (starting to sober up after becoming embarressed after sucking on Hiei's nipples.) They are behind stage waiting for you....this sounds like fun... Dojima: Hmmm ok....(runs off back stage) Here Ace...Micheal...put these on...*hands each of them a spiked dog collar and tight tight leather pants...* o and here....*hands Ace a tight white shirt....and Micheal a tight black one* ok boys...you almost ready....let me go get a glass of water before you start. Ace: Oke Dokey BABES.... Dojima thinks..."if he wasn't drunk id kill him." Dojima gets a glass of water and opens teh curtain. Soon after she throws all teh water in her glass on Aces white shirt making his nipples hard. Micheal and Ace look dumbfounded untill teh song bad to teh bone starts playing, then they start to do a wild strip tease till they are both left in black g -strings and teh collars. Stampers if you wanna finish this one...go right ahead..if not someone else do it becasue I wanna see teh types of evil things you ladies can do to them poor boys this time. Oooh! THERE'S a THOUGHT! Hey, LADIES--Yeah, I MEAN YOU, too, P-kitty!!!! Jus' fer' FUN, let's EACH write an "endin'" ta' THIS strip-tease n' see WHAT all we can "come up with"--How does THAT sound? I'll start wid' my "ending"--- Between Ace's "naughty nipples" an' Michael's skinny behind, they had their audience ina' FEVER PITCH by-da' time they were "thru"!!!! UNFORTUNATELY fer' da' TWO o' them, their "audience" consisted o' MOSTLY Fred Luo n' Andrew!!!! "SHALL we?" says Fred, turnin'-ta' Andrew..... "Why-da' hell NOT!?" returns a VERY drunken Andrew, smilin' n' swayin' on his feet...... Together, da' TWO o' them, wid' LUSTFUL *gleams* in their eyes, yell " CHARGE!!!!!!!!! ", N' GO STRAIGHT FER' DA' G-STRINGS!!!!!! MICHAEL [lookin' a-bit' like Bambi caught inda' "crosshairs" o' a huntin' rifle!]: "Yipe!" ACE [soberin' up in RECORD TIME!]: "Mommy!" Needless-ta' SAY, it got kinda' "ugly" abou' then........ An' BOTH G-strings were found HANGIN' from-da' Hotel sign da' next MORNIN'..... [Da' dog collars? THOSE were kept as......*ahem* "Victory Trophies"........] DISCLAIMER: Neither Michael OR Ace were ACTUALLY "harmed" fer' this story--JUS' severely EMBARRASSED!!!!! Da' two "victims" AFTER da' "fracas", found huddled NEKKID' unner' a table covered ONLY by cocktail napkins n' SHAME--- MICHAEL : "What just happened?"
ACE [ina' fetal position, AGAIN, THIS time a-suckin' his THUMB!]: "I DON'T wanna' TALK about IT!!!!"
All RIGHTY, TriAce--How's THAT!
Okay, GIRLS, let's see what-da' REST o' ya' can come up with!!
|
|
|
Post by lizardali on Jul 10, 2004 21:51:32 GMT -5
Robin: O POORRR HIEI IM SOOOOO SORRRRYYYY LET ME MAKE IT ALL BETTER...*Runs up to Hiei and starts to "make wuv" to his chest*....mmmm HaS AnYOne EveR TolD YoU yoUR NipPLEs TaSte LiKE ORAngE JuiCE!! Before Hiei can react Dojima *GRABS* Robin by teh ear and pulls her away... Dojima: Gawd woman you are worse than Ace when you are drunk. Robin: Hey LETTSS Gos Of MES HiS NiPpLes TAsTe GoOd. *hiccup* Dojima: I hope Micheal doesn't find out about this. If Dojima hadn't already escorted Robin FAR FAR away from me, that might have gotten VERY messy!!!!!!! Just how did he get to teh bachelorette party anyway?! He must be really drunk..... Hmmmm, Orange juice, you say...? We'll just see about that!
|
|
|
Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 10, 2004 21:58:10 GMT -5
Stampers writes down on her Honeymoon list:
Tight white shirt and COLD glass of water
THEN
"Orange Juice"?
Hmmmmm........
|
|
|
Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Jul 10, 2004 22:01:33 GMT -5
Hmmmm, Orange juice, you say...? We'll just see about that! LOL...orange juice flavored nipples.... That's rich! Please continue....I am highly amused Fresh squeezed nipples anyone?
|
|
|
Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 10, 2004 22:06:53 GMT -5
Well, Hiei WASN'T drunk-ta' BEGIN wid', but after bein'.....er....."fondled" by first Vash, THEN Robin, it MAY have bin' a form o' "self-defense".........or sumthin' Stampers writes on da' LIST: Must DEFINATELY "find out" teh TRUTH about "Orange Juice" Theory with Daniel!!!
|
|