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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 1, 2004 21:40:04 GMT -5
By teh way I was wondering if we could work out a way to have Robin flame Spike's Boxers. You see he has this nasty habit of going after Vicious now Vic. And Vic is turning out to be such a nice person teh longer that he is here and besides Rin, Seshomaru's aka Fluffy's human is with Vic now I don't want teh idiot to hurt her. Any ideas??? Hi, this is Vic-- I aprishiate yur kind offer of a boddy-gard, but Im afrade I must refoose...... Spike and I hav sum "things" to wurk o wut, and that meens he hasta be free to aproach me if nesessary--I know that's RISKY, but I MUST give him teh "chance"--I owe him THAT much fot teh.....past. Dont worrry abowt me, I'll be FINE, and I'll be SUR that "anything" that hapens between me an Spike DUSN'T INVULVE Rin, OK? Thankx agin for yur consern, Vic P.s. I hope yo can reed this--sumday wen I have more time, I wanna' leern to spel bettur! p.s. agin--Go ahed and flame his shorts if you want, tho! [jus make sur that his rupert Brokkoli isn't IN them wen yo do, OK?!] Ha Ha!!!
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 1, 2004 21:40:39 GMT -5
An' ta' think he wasn't "sure" he even LIKED her at first! [She kept "violatin'" his "Person Space" as I remember....] Besides, anything that makes Michael SMILE more is FINE by ME!! He was MUCH too young to have-ta' carry such a "burden" like teh one that NASTY OL' ZAIZEN "dumped" on HIM! LOL haven't you ever heard of playing hard to get...its that teenager wuv affiar!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 1, 2004 22:33:15 GMT -5
lol Stammpy I wanna here both of them...its about time i got a good laugh. These were both events that happened on our FIRST Thread, one of those that got "deleted"-- Vash and Meryl were getting married [OUR FIRST WEDDING!], and at teh Bachorlette Party for Meryl, teh ONLY women who DIDN'T get ROARING DRUNK were Stampers , and Millie, who was pregnant with Nicole at teh time [she and Wolfwood were married in a quiet lil' ceremony soon afterwards] It didn't HELP matters ANY that:
1) All of us women had been COMPLAINING about teh MEN in our lives just BEFORE this.....
and
2) Ryoko [from teh "Tenchi" series] suddenly BURST IN and DEMANDED a Male Stripper!
Sooooo.......
Po' Daniel [who was still in teh process of "reforming" his "bad character" and hadn't "officially" changed his name from "Knives", yet--] made teh "mistake" of walking INTO teh ROOM at PRECISELY teh WRONG MOMENT, and--you GUESSED IT--was ATTACKED and STRIPPED by a large group of Hormone-Crazed and angry, drunken WOMEN!!!!
DANIEL [*shudders* AGAIN at teh memory]: "AND, they were NONE TO GENTLE about it, NEITHER!!"
Yeah, as I remember it, afterward, when Millie and I had "rescued" teh poor guy and were doctoring his cuts and bruises, he told me--
"Stampers! They "touched" me in places I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD!!!"
Well, anyway, he WAS a bit "shocky" at teh time, as you MIGHT guess--and to make matters WORSE, Meryl managed to wrassle his underwear away from Ryoko [besides shoes, my Danny has a penchant for "unusual undies", in this case tiger-striped briefs!], and ran around teh rest of teh night wearing them on HER HEAD like some sort of "trophy" hat!!!
Thank GOODNESS, teh NEXT day Meryl didn't remember ANY of it--I eventually "liberated" Danny's tiger-stripes and gave them back to him--and then he decided to give that SAME PAIR to Vash to use on his Honeymoon, for "Good Luck"!
DANIEL [looks a lil' "ashamed" of himself]: "It was a BAD "joke" that, THANKFULLY, Vash NEVER HAS known teh "truth" about....."
NOR Meryl, either--but she DID have a GREAT Honeymoon [Vash, TOO!], in SPITE of that HOLE they put in teh ceiling of teh Hotel they were at when Vash's Angel Arm "went off" unexpectedly!!! [*Oops!*]
As for Legato and Naraku---
They had just started dating, when, at Vash and Meryl's Wedding Reception at a local park, they decided to make one last "stab" at being Evil, and had Kagra, Kanna, and most of teh Gung Ho Guns try to ATTACK Vash! Well, several of us who realized WHAT was HAPPENING, decided to STOP their little Plot before any harm was DONE, and DID just THAT! As I remember, it was MOSTLY Xer, Millie and Wolfwood [who was wounded, and then PROPOSED to Millie DURING teh battle!] who dealt with teh others, but it was ME, Stampers, who got to "Punish" teh two Leaders, Legato and Naraku----
[Incidently, Vash and Meryl and most of teh guests NEVER knew ANY of this happened!]
I HAD been threatening Legato--who had been "misbehaving" ALL thru' teh Wedding [this was BEFORE he decided to "settle-down" and behave himself--Married Life has really "tamed" him AND Naraku!] with a "visit" to teh local Pet "Neuter-Van", where they "fix" pets for a small fee, and decided to LET HIM and NARAKU THINK THAT WAS his "punishment"!!!
Needless to say, Legato put up a bit of a "fuss" about teh "operation", so teh Neuter people had to chase him around for a while before they were able to shoot him in teh butt with a HUGE trank dart, and EVEN then, he was STILL screaming for "mercy" and struggling when they dragged him into teh van and "anethestized" him with a Frying-Pan "applied" to his blue-haired HEAD!
Naraku, meanwhile, was tied to a chair and forced to watch this little "spectacul"--which HE didn't take too well, since it meant his boyfriend wouldn't be any "FUN" ANY more [teh two of them WERE starting to "get serious" about each other, about then...], and when he was finally released, he came at me in Spider form, ONLY to be FLATTENED by a giant NEWSPAPER [ala' Garfield] wielded by a re-programmed Grey of teh Nine-Lives! *Ker-SPLAT!!!*
Of COURSE, no REAL HARM was done to EITHER one of them--I just wanted them to understand that we MEANT it when we said they HAD to behave themselves, is ALL--and I'm REALLY GLAD that they WEREN'T hurt physically, because THEN they might NEVER have had that ADORABLE little Adagio, their "natural-born" son!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 1, 2004 23:01:04 GMT -5
"REMEMBER, Amon--REMEMBER what REALLY happened THAT DAY, teh day teh Witch Hunters came for your Mother......." Willow *whispers* "Remember.........!"
And Amon REMEMBERS........................................
Amon remembers teh searing pain, remembers teh crazed look on his mother's face, remembers teh awareness that he was DYING............he REMEMBERS reaching OUT to her, begging with his eyes----
"Ma-ma...ple-ase......!"
-----
She realized he hadn't called her THAT since he was just a little boy, that by necessity he had "grown up" fast, and begun to call her "Mother" while still very young....
"When did my baby boy "become" a "man"....?" she wondered.......
It was that day he had come home from school in tears, telling both his parents that one of his teachers had called him a "BASTARD", because his parents weren't REALLY married, and his Father had told him that "MEN do NOT cry because of someone ELSE'S foolish words!" [He had THEN "dealt" with teh teacher HIMSELF, proving both that OTHER PEOPLE'S WORDS did matter, as WELL as that he DID wuv his "other" son, at least then......]
From that point on, Amon had become a very "serious" person, a change from teh ebullient little child who saw teh world as beautiful and full of wonderful things, helping his mother to keep their small household running smoothly and efficiantly, getting odd jobs and a paper route to help there be money for "extras" that mostly his mother enjoyed, studying hard in school in spite of having few friends.......
She had joked about Amon being teh "real" Man of teh Family, but as his Father increasingly withdrew from them, it had become more and more of teh reality.......and he had STOPPED calling her "Mama"---
"ma....ma.....don't....."
His voice was becoming weaker, and when she *blinked*, her vision suddenly CLEARED, and she saw blood on his mouth, TERROR in his eyes, pleading in teh gesture of his hand reaching OUT to HER, his MOTHER--she could ALMOST HEAR his thoughts.......
"If you kill me, they'll hurt you, Mama--PLEASE, DON'T!!!"
[glow=red,2,300]"AMON!!!!!!!"[/glow]
She had TRIED to scream that, but suddenly she was falling, her body numb, her Powers GONE, unable to move or EVEN speak---as her vision darkened she had tried one last time to reach out to him, to tell her son--
"Amon, I'm SO SORRY! I NEVER MEANT to HURT YOU! You're my SON and I wuv YOU!!!!"
She didn't know that she was DEAD before those words were ever spoken..........................................................
"REMEMBER............"
......and SUDDENLY, Amon REMEMBERED!!!!!!!
Just as teh Witch Hunters had broken down their door and begun firing, she HAD STOPPED!!!
His Mother HAD "seen" him AGAIN, had begun to say his name, had STOPPED HURTING HIM...........!
And then she was dying, cut down in a hail of merciless bullets, her blood soaking into teh carpet.......and she had tried to speak to him, reach out to him---
"Amo'--lov'--yu.............."
He had just been able to reach out his hand and touch her face one last time before everything went dark.........
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 1, 2004 23:17:30 GMT -5
Lol that sounds funny...O yeah...Dojima wants to know if you can do something like that to keep Ace "in-line" Ace: I swear if she touches me Dojima your gonna taste a trank dart just teh same way Micheal did! Dojima: O really...do you wanna talk in pink agian..? Ace: NO PLEASE I TAKE IT BACK..STAMPERS DO WHAT YOU WANT...BUT PLEASE...DO NOT...I REPEAT DO NOT NUTER ME... Dojima: ACE BE NICE.. Ace: ok..please dont nuter me [Ace thinks: Since when did I start listening to women?!?] Dojima: I know what you are thinking...you dont hafta listen to me..well...PINK! Ace: NO NOT AGIAN NOT teh PINKAt Micheal's Shop Micheal: Robin...today is going really slow...can you hold shop for me while I go talk to Ace...if Kermit calls...let me know...you know Ace and Dojima's # don't you? Robin: yes Micheal, go have your fun...but you owe me...we are going out tonight. Micheal: Ok Sweety Ace: OW OW OW...Dojima what is in that purse.... Dojima: You should know by now [she swings back to hit him agian] *WHAP* Micheal: Damn Dojima he's not kidding what is in that purse! Dojima: O sorry Micheal[she whaps Ace a couple more times] Where is Robin? Micheal: She is at teh shop..you can go talk to her if you wanna...im sure she is bored. Dojima: ok I will...don't you boys go anywhere? Ace: Don't worry we wont....I need to put some ice on my head im sure I wont be going anywhere. *WHAP* Dojima: Don't talk back... Ace: OK OK [Dojima leaves] Micheal: You haven't told anyone yet have you? Ace: told them what? Micheal: Damn how many times did she hit you? You didn't tell anyone im a seed did you? Ace: O that...no...my lips have been sealed.. Micheal: good I have something to tell you... Ace: What? Micheal: My powers awoke yesterday in my shop...some guy came in.. Ace: Micheal what happen?!?!? Micheal: I didn't hurt him...i just took control of his mind and made him buy 2 computers, 4 harddrives, 16 monitors, and a printer. Ace: Why teh varitation.. Micheal: Not sure...I was bored.. Ace: HA so you can take control of peoples minds. Micheal: yeah...I guess you can say that.. Ace: I don't belive you....prove it to me.. Micheal: ok...but its your funeral [Ace stands up and opens teh front door and yells outside] Ace: I wuv DOJIMA AND Imma ASK HER TO MARRY ME!!Ace: WTF!! MICHEAL Micheal: Hey it wasn't me...When I take over your mind I see what is inside...that is what you have wanted to say for teh longest time! Ha it was my idea to make it Pink though... Ace: Micheal
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 2, 2004 0:42:02 GMT -5
"REMEMBER, Amon--REMEMBER what REALLY happened THAT DAY, teh day teh Witch Hunters came for your Mother......." Willow *whispers* "Remember.........!" And Amon REMEMBERS........................................ Amon remembers teh searing pain, remembers teh crazed look on his mother's face, remembers teh awareness that he was DYING............he REMEMBERS reaching OUT to her, begging with his eyes---- "Ma-ma...ple-ase......!" ----- She realized he hadn't called her THAT since he was just a little boy, that by necessity he had "grown up" fast, and begun to call her "Mother" while still very young.... "When did my baby boy "become" a "man"....?" she wondered....... It was that day he had come home from school in tears, telling both his parents that one of his teachers had called him a "BASTARD", because his parents weren't REALLY married, and his Father had told him that "MEN do NOT cry because of someone ELSE'S foolish words!" [He had THEN "dealt" with teh teacher HIMSELF, proving both that OTHER PEOPLE'S WORDS did matter, as WELL as that he DID wuv his "other" son, at least then......] From that point on, Amon had become a very "serious" person, a change from teh ebullient little child who saw teh world as beautiful and full of wonderful things, helping his mother to keep their small household running smoothly and efficiantly, getting odd jobs and a paper route to help there be money for "extras" that mostly his mother enjoyed, studying hard in school in spite of having few friends....... She had joked about Amon being teh "real" Man of teh Family, but as his Father increasingly withdrew from them, it had become more and more of teh reality.......and he had STOPPED calling her "Mama"--- "ma....ma.....don't....." His voice was becoming weaker, and when she *blinked*, her vision suddenly CLEARED, and she saw blood on his mouth, TERROR in his eyes, pleading in teh gesture of his hand reaching OUT to HER, his MOTHER--she could ALMOST HEAR his thoughts....... "If you kill me, they'll hurt you, Mama--PLEASE, DON'T!!!" [glow=red,2,300]"AMON!!!!!!!"[/glow] She had TRIED to scream that, but suddenly she was falling, her body numb, her Powers GONE, unable to move or EVEN speak---as her vision darkened she had tried one last time to reach out to him, to tell her son-- "Amon, I'm SO SORRY! I NEVER MEANT to HURT YOU! You're my SON and I wuv YOU!!!!" She didn't know that she was DEAD before those words were ever spoken.......................................................... "REMEMBER............"......and SUDDENLY, Amon REMEMBERED!!!!!!! Just as teh Witch Hunters had broken down their door and begun firing, she HAD STOPPED!!! His Mother HAD "seen" him AGAIN, had begun to say his name, had STOPPED HURTING HIM...........! And then she was dying, cut down in a hail of merciless bullets, her blood soaking into teh carpet.......and she had tried to speak to him, reach out to him--- "Amo'--lov'--yu.............." He had just been able to reach out his hand and touch her face one last time before everything went dark......... When Willow realized that there were TEARS running down Amon's face, she KNEW that teh "wall" that had held back his REAL memories had FINALLY crumbled and fallen........... And although she could "monitor" his emotions under teh Spell, Willow COULDN'T "read" his memories, wouldn't know WHAT he had "remembered" unless he chose to tell her--- "Mr. Amon, are you all right?" Amon opened his eyes then, and *BLINKED*, a little startled as he realized where he REALLY WAS, sitting on a park bench with a young red-headed woman who was a Witch--a Witch who had used her Powers to help him remember--- Remember that his Mother HAD LOVED HIM, even in teh end, as she was dying.......... Somehow, in all of teh confusion and terror of teh following days, being shut away from other people, fearing for his OWN life, adjusting to what his "future" would become--he had "lost" that memory, that realization that his Mother HAD regained her sanity and had stopped killing him, even BEFORE teh Witch Hunters had gunned her down---- It was if a dark hidden room in his heart had been OPENED UP to teh light of day, fresh air had been ALLOWED IN, and teh "ugliness" that he thought still lived there had turned out to ONLY be shadows and needless fear! And then Amon realized his face was wet with tears and that this young woman--Willow was it?--was smiling at him and handing him a napkin to wipe his eyes with, and he suddenly felt awkward and embarrassed and a bit foolish, too! "Uhhhh......Excuse me....!" he said, and blew his nose in teh napkin, then stood up and walked a little ways away, trying to regain his composure, to retain his dignity, such as it was.....! WILLOW [speaking from teh bench, where she has remained seated]: "You remembered something IMPORTANT, didn't you, Mr. Amon?" AMON [only a little "reluctantly"]: "Yes.....I remembered that my Mother......loved me, so much that she STOPPED using her Powers at teh VERY time she SHOULD'VE been using them to save herself......and that it DIDN'T "matter" to her in teh end---she would've given her LIFE for ME under ANY other circumstances--because she was my.......mother...." WILLOW [understandlingly]: "That's removed a great "Burden" from your Heart, hasn't it....Amon?" AMON [turning to look at her]: "Yes, it HAS--and THANK YOU, Willow...........I'm grateful--and it's GOOD to know that some Witches CAN control their Powers, that manisfestation DOES NOT automatically lead to Madness, at least in SOME instances....................I ONLY wish I COULD be so "SURE" about MYSELF, should I EVER Manifest--Excuse me, I really should go see what happened to Snap--she's been gone a rather long time....." And then HE was gone---BEFORE Willow had a chance to remind him that his Powers HAD manifested, a long, long time ago.... Okay, Snap--THERE'S THAT story "finished", for now.... I still want-ta do a story where I HAVE a conversation with Amon about teh fact that his Witch Powers HAVE shown themselves, but I'll "hold" on that for NOW until you do your "aftermath thing" with Willow I think we should wait and do our Seras/'Xander/Pip "triangle" thing LATER, Perhaps during teh B&B Parties for "My" Weddin', how's that work?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 2, 2004 0:50:37 GMT -5
Lol that sounds funny...O yeah...Dojima wants to know if you can do something like that to keep Ace "in-line" Ace: I swear if she touches me Dojima your gonna taste a trank dart just teh same way Micheal did! Dojima: O really...do you wanna talk in pink agian..? Ace: NO PLEASE I TAKE IT BACK..STAMPERS DO WHAT YOU WANT...BUT PLEASE...DO NOT...I REPEAT DO NOT NUTER ME... Dojima: ACE BE NICE.. Ace: ok..please dont nuter me [Ace thinks: Since when did I start listening to women?!?] Dojima: I know what you are thinking...you dont hafta listen to me..well...PINK! Ace: NO NOT AGIAN NOT teh PINKAt Micheal's Shop Micheal: Robin...today is going really slow...can you hold shop for me while I go talk to Ace...if Kermit calls...let me know...you know Ace and Dojima's # don't you? Robin: yes Micheal, go have your fun...but you owe me...we are going out tonight. Micheal: Ok Sweety Ace: OW OW OW...Dojima what is in that purse.... Dojima: You should know by now [she swings back to hit him agian] *WHAP* Micheal: Damn Dojima he's not kidding what is in that purse! Dojima: O sorry Micheal[she whaps Ace a couple more times] Where is Robin? Micheal: She is at teh shop..you can go talk to her if you wanna...im sure she is bored. Dojima: ok I will...don't you boys go anywhere? Ace: Don't worry we wont....I need to put some ice on my head im sure I wont be going anywhere. *WHAP* Dojima: Don't talk back... Ace: OK OK [Dojima leaves] Micheal: You haven't told anyone yet have you? Ace: told them what? Micheal: Damn how many times did she hit you? You didn't tell anyone im a seed did you? Ace: O that...no...my lips have been sealed.. Micheal: good I have something to tell you... Ace: What? Micheal: My powers awoke yesterday in my shop...some guy came in.. Ace: Micheal what happen?!?!? Micheal: I didn't hurt him...i just took control of his mind and made him buy 2 computers, 4 harddrives, 16 monitors, and a printer. Ace: Why teh varitation.. Micheal: Not sure...I was bored.. Ace: HA so you can take control of peoples minds. Micheal: yeah...I guess you can say that.. Ace: I don't belive you....prove it to me.. Micheal: ok...but its your funeral [Ace stands up and opens teh front door and yells outside] Ace: I wuv DOJIMA AND Imma ASK HER TO MARRY ME!!Ace: WTF!! MICHEAL Micheal: Hey it wasn't me...When I take over your mind I see what is inside...that is what you have wanted to say for teh longest time! Ha it was my idea to make it Pink though... Ace: Micheal Well, it's GOOD-ta' see that Michael has "manifested" a healthy sense o' HUMOR along WID' his Powers!!! And DON'T WORRY, Ace! It was ALL a Joke with Legato, ANYWAY! I WOULD never have actually DONE such a thing to HIM--or ANY OTHER MAN, for THAT matter!!! [But it WAS "fun" letting him THINK that I WOULD!] Anyway, Dojima seems-ta' have-ya' pretty WELL "controlled" as it IS!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 2, 2004 0:58:45 GMT -5
Okay--one last post before I quit for tonight.....
I still have some Party "aftermath" and a story or two to finish--if all goes well with my NEW COMPUTER I SHOULD be able to do that over this weekend BEFORE I hafta' start da' Weddin' stuff!
You WON'T find a Photo of me, YET--I'm having "problems" scanning, again, and haven't figured out WHAT I'm doing wrong, yet...
And Snap and Ace--I'd like to do a story "sometime" about Amon finding out about Michael "Manifesting" and MAYBE trying to "Orbo" him--whattaya' think?
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 2, 2004 1:25:40 GMT -5
Okay--one last post before I quit for tonight..... I still have some Party "aftermath" and a story or two to finish--if all goes well with my NEW COMPUTER I SHOULD be able to do that over this weekend BEFORE I hafta' start da' Weddin' stuff! You WON'T find a Photo of me, YET--I'm having "problems" scanning, again, and haven't figured out WHAT I'm doing wrong, yet... And Snap and Ace--I'd like to do a story "sometime" about Amon finding out about Michael "Manifesting" and MAYBE trying to "Orbo" him--whattaya' think? That actually sounds like it would be a cool story...but hey...as long as nothin happends to micheal i dont care.
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 2, 2004 1:41:30 GMT -5
Ace: So Micheal...do you really think I lve Dojima that much? Micheal: I know for sure! Ace: yeah but im not so sure...I mean we are both young...it's to early to think about marriage....isn't it? Micheal: I don't know Ace...ask yourself...well let me do it [Micheal peers into Aces mind seeing all teh things that have happened between him and Dojima since they have been together] Ace...if you take all that abuse and you are with her...I belive you must wuv her. Ace: Yeah I guess I do Dojima: Robin, what do you think those boys are talking about? Robin: If you hit Ace as much as I think you did...I'm sure there isn't much talking going on. Dojima: Well Ace deserves it! Robin: Come on Dojima...you can't really belive that! Dojima: I do..he has hurt me so much that it is only fair that I get to whap him every once in awhile. Robin: Every second of everyday isn't every once in awhile! There has to be something else isn't there? Dojima: He doesn't want me Robin! Robin: Ok how do I explain this... {in a annoyed voice} Dojima if he didn't want you he wouldn't be living with you...he wouldn't have showed you how to use a pistol effectivaly, hell Dojima teh gun you used was his...no one has touched those except Micheal...and Ace even sits and watches Micheal when he is cleaning them. Just quit hitting him so much...he may seem like a stupid man, but im sure deep down he has some brains. {I hope}Dojima: I suppose your right...but how can I find out? Robin: Me and Micheal are going out tonight...you should come with. Dojima: Hmm I'll tell Ace... Robin: O Dojima...don't be so controling....just ask...I'm sure he will come. Dojima: Ok...Ill ask!
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 2, 2004 2:45:02 GMT -5
Hey I just found a cool picture for you trigun *couples* You can't say its not cool! lol
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 2, 2004 10:33:51 GMT -5
Ace: So Micheal...do you really think I lve Dojima that much? Micheal: I know for sure! Ace: yeah but im not so sure...I mean we are both young...it's to early to think about marriage....isn't it? Micheal: I don't know Ace...ask yourself...well let me do it [Micheal peers into Aces mind seeing all teh things that have happened between him and Dojima since they have been together] Ace...if you take all that abuse and you are with her...I belive you must wuv her. Ace: Yeah I guess I do Dojima: Robin, what do you think those boys are talking about? Robin: If you hit Ace as much as I think you did...I'm sure there isn't much talking going on. Dojima: Well Ace deserves it! Robin: Come on Dojima...you can't really belive that! Dojima: I do..he has hurt me so much that it is only fair that I get to whap him every once in awhile. Robin: Every second of everyday isn't every once in awhile! There has to be something else isn't there? Dojima: He doesn't want me Robin! Robin: Ok how do I explain this... {in a annoyed voice} Dojima if he didn't want you he wouldn't be living with you...he wouldn't have showed you how to use a pistol effectivaly, hell Dojima teh gun you used was his...no one has touched those except Micheal...and Ace even sits and watches Micheal when he is cleaning them. Just quit hitting him so much...he may seem like a stupid man, but im sure deep down he has some brains. {I hope}Dojima: I suppose your right...but how can I find out? Robin: Me and Micheal are going out tonight...you should come with. Dojima: Hmm I'll tell Ace... Robin: O Dojima...don't be so controling....just ask...I'm sure he will come. Dojima: Ok...Ill ask! Ahhh...Yes! teh weird n' mysterious "ways" between men n' women!!! [Stoo-pid HORMONES!!!] As far as I'M CONCERNED, this jus' "PROVES" that God has-a' "wicked" Sense o' Humor! Don't worry, Dojima--I'm SURE Ace has a brain SUM'WHERE in that head o' his......ifn' ya' HAVEN'T "knocked" it OUT o' him, that IS!! *snerk!*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 2, 2004 10:39:53 GMT -5
That actually sounds like it would be a cool story...but hey...as long as nothin happends to micheal i dont care. Oh, DON'T worry--I wouldn't hurt a "hair" on sweet lil' Michael's head, REALLY! [Michael *BLUSHES!*--Daniel *GROANS!* "STAM-PERSSS!! Leave teh poor kid ALONE, will-ya'........!? [mutterin'] You Cradle-robbing Loveable Ol' Bat, You.....!"]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jul 2, 2004 10:41:54 GMT -5
Hey I just found a cool picture for you trigun *couples* You can't say its not cool! lol I LOOOOOOOVE IT!!!! Does it come any LARGER?
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jul 2, 2004 12:15:04 GMT -5
These were both events that happened on our FIRST Thread, one of those that got "deleted"-- Vash and Meryl were getting married [OUR FIRST WEDDING!], and at teh Bachorlette Party for Meryl, teh ONLY women who DIDN'T get ROARING DRUNK were Stampers , and Millie, who was pregnant with Nicole at teh time [she and Wolfwood were married in a quiet lil' ceremony soon afterwards] It didn't HELP matters ANY that:
1) All of us women had been COMPLAINING about teh MEN in our lives just BEFORE this.....
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2) Ryoko [from teh "Tenchi" series] suddenly BURST IN and DEMANDED a Male Stripper!
Sooooo.......
Po' Daniel [who was still in teh process of "reforming" his "bad character" and hadn't "officially" changed his name from "Knives", yet--] made teh "mistake" of walking INTO teh ROOM at PRECISELY teh WRONG MOMENT, and--you GUESSED IT--was ATTACKED and STRIPPED by a large group of Hormone-Crazed and angry, drunken WOMEN!!!!
DANIEL [*shudders* AGAIN at teh memory]: "AND, they were NONE TO GENTLE about it, NEITHER!!"
Yeah, as I remember it, afterward, when Millie and I had "rescued" teh poor guy and were doctoring his cuts and bruises, he told me--
"Stampers! They "touched" me in places I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD!!!"
Well, anyway, he WAS a bit "shocky" at teh time, as you MIGHT guess--and to make matters WORSE, Meryl managed to wrassle his underwear away from Ryoko [besides shoes, my Danny has a penchant for "unusual undies", in this case tiger-striped briefs!], and ran around teh rest of teh night wearing them on HER HEAD like some sort of "trophy" hat!!!
Thank GOODNESS, teh NEXT day Meryl didn't remember ANY of it--I eventually "liberated" Danny's tiger-stripes and gave them back to him--and then he decided to give that SAME PAIR to Vash to use on his Honeymoon, for "Good Luck"!
DANIEL [looks a lil' "ashamed" of himself]: "It was a BAD "joke" that, THANKFULLY, Vash NEVER HAS known teh "truth" about....."
NOR Meryl, either--but she DID have a GREAT Honeymoon [Vash, TOO!], in SPITE of that HOLE they put in teh ceiling of teh Hotel they were at when Vash's Angel Arm "went off" unexpectedly!!! [*Oops!*]
As for Legato and Naraku---
They had just started dating, when, at Vash and Meryl's Wedding Reception at a local park, they decided to make one last "stab" at being Evil, and had Kagra, Kanna, and most of teh Gung Ho Guns try to ATTACK Vash! Well, several of us who realized WHAT was HAPPENING, decided to STOP their little Plot before any harm was DONE, and DID just THAT! As I remember, it was MOSTLY Xer, Millie and Wolfwood [who was wounded, and then PROPOSED to Millie DURING teh battle!] who dealt with teh others, but it was ME, Stampers, who got to "Punish" teh two Leaders, Legato and Naraku----
[Incidently, Vash and Meryl and most of teh guests NEVER knew ANY of this happened!]
I HAD been threatening Legato--who had been "misbehaving" ALL thru' teh Wedding [this was BEFORE he decided to "settle-down" and behave himself--Married Life has really "tamed" him AND Naraku!] with a "visit" to teh local Pet "Neuter-Van", where they "fix" pets for a small fee, and decided to LET HIM and NARAKU THINK THAT WAS his "punishment"!!!
Needless to say, Legato put up a bit of a "fuss" about teh "operation", so teh Neuter people had to chase him around for a while before they were able to shoot him in teh butt with a HUGE trank dart, and EVEN then, he was STILL screaming for "mercy" and struggling when they dragged him into teh van and "anethestized" him with a Frying-Pan "applied" to his blue-haired HEAD!
Naraku, meanwhile, was tied to a chair and forced to watch this little "spectacul"--which HE didn't take too well, since it meant his boyfriend wouldn't be any "FUN" ANY more [teh two of them WERE starting to "get serious" about each other, about then...], and when he was finally released, he came at me in Spider form, ONLY to be FLATTENED by a giant NEWSPAPER [ala' Garfield] wielded by a re-programmed Grey of teh Nine-Lives! *Ker-SPLAT!!!*
Of COURSE, no REAL HARM was done to EITHER one of them--I just wanted them to understand that we MEANT it when we said they HAD to behave themselves, is ALL--and I'm REALLY GLAD that they WEREN'T hurt physically, because THEN they might NEVER have had that ADORABLE little Adagio, their "natural-born" son!I thought it was tiger-striped bikini underwear. I have a picture.
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