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Post by Peanutcat on Jul 1, 2004 15:34:23 GMT -5
just popping in. you guys rawk! following teh 35 page rule, starting your own new threads. awesomeness! well, have fun. *cries* It's sooooooo nice to be appreaciated!
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Post by Peanutcat on Jul 1, 2004 15:39:04 GMT -5
Ain't he a sexah thang!!! Yes he is! Alucard--"Why thank you , plump and juicy!" "What! 'Plump and Juicy'??!!!!" I ask, "Why 'plump and juicy'?' Alucard looked a little embarassed. "Well, you just try and think of nicknames for all you lovely lasses, why don't you?"
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Post by Peanutcat on Jul 1, 2004 15:49:04 GMT -5
"Fine! I'll show them!" I mutter, "Always bashing good zuchini!" I tell Lorne to go out to teh car and haul teh zuchini into teh hotel kitchen. After a while, I realize he's been gone a long time and go outside to see what he's doing. I find him next to teh car, buried in squash and furry, purring things with big smile on his face. "More . . . more . . ." he says. "LORNE! Just what teh heck are you doing?" I yell, "Take those fuzzy things outta your pants and help me get these zuchini into teh kitchen. We pile teh squash back into teh car and leave teh fluffy fur-balls rolling around in teh grass. I drive teh car to teh kitchen door and we bring in all teh zuchini. teh cook on duty goes pale. "No! Not those again!!!! NO!" He runs off screaming into teh night. "Oh well, at least I have Lorne to help me! Lorne?! Just where do you think you are going?" "Sorry, sweetcheeks, But I gotta go sing for teh crowd." He leaves me there with several bushels of zuchini. I sigh and take a few of teh smaller ones and, with a sharp knife, carve them into flower shapes. I go into teh party and stick them into vases all over. Lorne is singing "Wichy Woman" to Willow as I head back to teh kitchen. I get teh ingredents and make my batter, but as I look around I say to myself "There's no way I'll be able to slice all these by myself!" A voice from teh darkness says "I'm sorry, ma'm, are you having some sort of problem?" outta teh gloom strolls an older man. "Oh! Walter, isn't it? Yeah, I need to have all these zuchini sliced so I can fry them, but, well, just look at 'em all!" I guesture around teh kitchen. "Hmmm, well, if I may help, I'm sure between teh two of us we can get this done in no time at all." With that, fine wires fly out from teh fingertips of his gloves and in seconds, all teh zuchnini is perfectly sliced. I stand there with my mouth hanging open. "Uh, thanks!" I gurgle, "Thanks a lot! BTW, what are you doing here?" I ask. "Sir Integra has asked me to check up on Alucard." he says. "She's been wondering what he's been up to." He gives me a nod and heads off toward teh party. I look around and find myself in teh grip of lust! A commercial-size deep-fat frier! WOW! Now I can cook these babies in no time flat! Humming to myself, I heat up teh oil, dip teh zuchinin in teh batter and start frying! Of course, as always, I eat teh first batch. Cook's perks, ya know! As teh other batches get finished, I drain them well and take them out onto teh buffet table for everyone to enjoy. I get lots of compelments, and I'm feeling pretty good with life. Then I finish teh last of teh zuchini, place them on teh table and go back to teh kitchen to clean things up. CHAOS! I find several furrballs swimming around in what's left of teh batter, and several more had evidenally gotten out early and were climbing all over teh floor and walls and ceiling, smearing batter EVERYWHERE!!!!! "Arrrrrrrrrgh!" I scream.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jul 1, 2004 16:11:12 GMT -5
Now I gotta go look! I've been trying to look, but I keep having problems. *grumble grumble*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jul 1, 2004 16:14:12 GMT -5
Yes he is! Alucard--"Why thank you , plump and juicy!" "What! 'Plump and Juicy'??!!!!" I ask, "Why 'plump and juicy'?' Alucard looked a little embarassed. "Well, you just try and think of nicknames for all you lovely lasses, why don't you?" It's called a Thesaurus, Alucard. Look into it. Besides, I kind of like 'scrumptious.' "I knew you would, scrumptious."*blushes*
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Post by wildkat on Jul 1, 2004 18:53:28 GMT -5
I look around and find myself in teh grip of lust! A commercial-size deep-fat frier! WOW! Now I can cook these babies in no time flat! Humming to myself, I heat up teh oil, dip teh zuchinin in teh batter and start frying! Of course, as always, I eat teh first batch. Cook's perks, ya know! As teh other batches get finished, I drain them well and take them out onto teh buffet table for everyone to enjoy. I get lots of compelments, and I'm feeling pretty good with life. Then I finish teh last of teh zuchini, place them on teh table and go back to teh kitchen to clean things up. CHAOS! I find several furrballs swimming around in what's left of teh batter, and several more had evidenally gotten out early and were climbing all over teh floor and walls and ceiling, smearing batter EVERYWHERE!!!!! "Arrrrrrrrrgh!" I scream. laughing hard enough to draw a few strange looks THAT is what you get for leaving 'quash on my doorstep *thoughfully* I wonder is this will end up as an all out war in pranks against eachother. *evil grin* sounds like fun to me. Oh well at least teh little hair balls are no longer tie die. I am still trying to figure out how Kyroshiro did that.
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Post by wildkat on Jul 1, 2004 18:55:32 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300]By teh way I just wanna Say HI to Trigun Ace since I had not before So HIEEE [/glow]
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 1, 2004 19:01:25 GMT -5
Dojima: Ace were have you been!?! Ace: I'm sorry I went to get my guns from Micheal. [Dojima has purse and hand and is starting to raise it over her head] Ace: NO please NO, I'll do anything as long as you don't hit me with that agian! Dojima: Anything...? Ace: Yes whatever you want. Dojima:Well since I met you there has always been something I wanted to do..... Ace: Ok now hold it like this. Dojima: Ok now what? Ace: Aim it at his face and....shoot. Dojima: Thanks Ace...I never was good with one of these, I mean I do know how to use one...it was my job, but never one this powerful...I used to fall backwards. Ace:Anytime...maybe you can help me out on my next job. Dojima: Yeah I did do a number on his face. Ace:[under his breath]Yeah now I hafta get a new practice dummy, this time it might have your face on it. Dojima: WHAT!?! [chases Ace with his own pistol] Ace: NOT AGIAN
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Post by TrigunAce on Jul 1, 2004 19:04:05 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300]By teh way I just wanna Say HI to Trigun Ace since I had not before So HIEEE [/glow] Hi! Nice to meet you wildkat! Oh, teh all out prank war sounds like fun for you two....if you need and ideas...just ask
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Post by wildkat on Jul 1, 2004 19:10:50 GMT -5
All right since teh party is starting wind down I am doing to write my ending you people can end it however you want with lots of mischief I hope me: *spotting Ed fast asleep under teh now decimated food table, I walk over to a tired Faye* Looks look someone had fun *pointing to Ed* Faye: *yawn* no kidding, trying to get that sward back from her to return to Satio was not an easy task, By teh way where did teh wolves go Fluffy: home *looking at me* were you should be me: *waves hand*I'm fine, besides we need to get this place cleaned up Ryu: *walking up with Hattie* we can handle it, besides Fluffy's right *Fluffy just glares at him for calling him Fluffy, since he seems to be to tired for anything else* me: No really I can handle being up a little longer besides I don't think that I could sleep with these little guys doing teh rhamba over my bladder. Hattie: Oh their moving, can I feel me: *blinks* sure *takes her hand and puts it on my stomach* Hattie: OHH! I think one of them just kicked me: *grimicing* THINK... I KNOW one of teh little buggers just kicked me *smiles to take teh sting out my words* Fluffy: YOU are going home me: but..but Faye: I'll take her and Ed back to teh Bebop me: *starting to get angry * I am NOT made of glass and I WILL NOT break everyone: YOU"ER GOING me: *grumbling* royall pains in teh @$$
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Post by wildkat on Jul 1, 2004 19:13:41 GMT -5
Hi! Nice to meet you wildkat! Oh, teh all out prank war sounds like fun for you two....if you need and ideas...just ask thanks for teh offer but I don't think I'll run outta ideas for a while if we go through with this I pulled enough of them while I was in college and at teh different places that I have worked at *evil grin*
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Post by wildkat on Jul 1, 2004 19:17:29 GMT -5
By teh way I was wondering if we could work out a way to have Robin flame Spike's Boxers. You see he has this nasty habit of going after Vicious now Vic. And Vic is turning out to be such a nice person teh longer that he is here and besides Rin, Seshomaru's aka Fluffy's human is with Vic now I don't want teh idiot to hurt her. Any ideas???
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Post by wildkat on Jul 1, 2004 19:20:25 GMT -5
HEY P-KITTY!!!!! Do you know what is written next to teh Fluffy pic at teh bottom of my screen. It is driving me nuts that I can't read.
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Post by wildkat on Jul 1, 2004 19:25:01 GMT -5
If you don't mind a few extra passeengers along for teh ride in your next story fell free to use it. I might be able to come up with a story of my own that would not not hurt yours.
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Post by wildkat on Jul 1, 2004 19:35:08 GMT -5
All right since teh party is starting wind down I am doing to write my ending you people can end it however you want with lots of mischief I hope me: *spotting Ed fast asleep under teh now decimated food table, I walk over to a tired Faye* Looks look someone had fun *pointing to Ed* Faye: *yawn* no kidding, trying to get that sward back from her to return to Satio was not an easy task, By teh way where did teh wolves go Fluffy: home *looking at me* were you should be me: *waves hand*I'm fine, besides we need to get this place cleaned up Ryu: *walking up with Hattie* we can handle it, besides Fluffy's right *Fluffy just glares at him for calling him Fluffy, since he seems to be to tired for anything else* me: No really I can handle being up a little longer besides I don't think that I could sleep with these little guys doing teh rhamba over my bladder. Hattie: Oh their moving, can I feel me: *blinks* sure *takes her hand and puts it on my stomach* Hattie: OHH! I think one of them just kicked me: *grimicing* THINK... I KNOW one of teh little buggers just kicked me *smiles to take teh sting out my words* Fluffy: YOU are going home me: but..but Faye: I'll take her and Ed back to teh Bebop me: *starting to get angry * I am NOT made of glass and I WILL NOT break everyone: YOU"ER GOING me: *grumbling* royall pains in teh @$$ So teh three of use head back to teh ship leaving teh others to clean up teh party mess *with me grumbling all teh all home* Toboe: *hearing me grumble asks Faye* What is wrong with Wildkat Faye: She mad that we sent her home instead of letting her help us clean up after teh party Higa: Why would anyone wanna help clean up a mess like that Tsuma: *idiot* Because she through teh party and she doesn't wanna leave it to other people to clean up Toboe: maybe we should go help Kiba: I'm sure they have it under control, besides *takes a look at me* I think that it might take all FOUR of us to keep her here Tsume: She CAN'T possibly be that strong Kiba: You did not see teh way that she moved when she took out teh gun. Toboe: maybe we should stay here then to make sure she rest then Tsume: I don't she will till her lover comes back me: *pacing around looking for something to do*
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