imperfect
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Post by imperfect on May 17, 2004 14:14:55 GMT -5
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Wanker
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Post by Wanker on May 17, 2004 19:51:28 GMT -5
Most girls don't go to school half naked in winter round these parts. It's too darn cold! I'm bothered most by teh white trash that bust out teh halter tops and minis at teh first sign of spring....(I need teh smiley that is green and looks about to vomit!) I live in Michigan. They wear mini skirts when there is snow everywhere. I'm not sure whether to feel sorry for them or slap them upside teh head and ask them what's wrong with them. In teh end it's us poor guys who REALLY suffer. We are trying to focus on our schoolwork and get good grades but can't because of all teh famale...distractions.
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Post by nastygirl on Jun 5, 2004 13:43:59 GMT -5
Why cant people dress age and weight appropriate? I mean, if Im walking through teh store and I see this nasty little chicka and she has on hoochie momma daisy dukes and a tiny half shirt and a belly to rival Buddha, then she dont need to be wearing it. It WAS funny to hear teh guys talking about her nasty camel toe! Hahaha...gross.
Some times people make me wanna hork.
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Jun 9, 2004 13:08:58 GMT -5
If they are gonna get rid of Social Security Benefits, then why are they still taking like half your check for it? Why can't we treat teh elderly like they do in Alaska. Place them on a floating iceberg (small raft) and let them drift away... all happy and peaceful like. That would be much cheaper. Then we can go and reclaim our money!
~Acid
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Post by porno librarian on Jun 9, 2004 14:13:09 GMT -5
If they are gonna get rid of Social Security Benefits, then why are they still taking like half your check for it? Why can't we treat teh elderly like they do in Alaska. Place them on a floating iceberg (small raft) and let them drift away... all happy and peaceful like. That would be much cheaper. Then we can go and reclaim our money!
~Acid
Oh, they're not "doing away" with those benefits, there just won't be enough money left for our generation to actually benefit from social security.
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Post by FinnAgain on Jun 14, 2004 14:52:14 GMT -5
I live in Michigan. They wear mini skirts when there is snow everywhere. I'm not sure whether to feel sorry for them or slap them upside teh head and ask them what's wrong with them. Knives, knives, knives... I'm gonna do teh right thing and take you under my wing here. You dont' slap 'em on teh head. When they're wearing a skirt, you slap 'em on teh ass. See? Nobody ever wants to fondle a girl's brain anyways. In teh end it's us poor guys who REALLY suffer. We are trying to focus on our schoolwork and get good grades but can't because of all teh famale...distractions. When I was in college I would've loved it if hot girls sat around me wearing skimpy clothes and allowed me to concentrate on tits n' ass instead of ignoring my professor. Suck it up lest your privelage to belong to teh man club is revoked.
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Post by that's so raven! on Jul 8, 2004 4:18:19 GMT -5
why do they use wooden sticks for popsicles? it's not a pleasant taste to run into as you're eating your BombStick. "ooh, bananas, chocolate and... a splinter! wheee!"
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imperfect
Granny Panties
you are teh music while teh music lasts
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Post by imperfect on Jul 9, 2004 19:00:24 GMT -5
Where do teh seeds for seedless watermelons come from?
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Jul 9, 2004 21:32:42 GMT -5
I read teh description of some weird moive teh other day and it went something like this:
"teh monster is deadly and unstopable! ...Unless stopped."
Hummmm...*waits for teh confusion to end*
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Post by FinnAgain on Jul 25, 2004 3:34:09 GMT -5
I wonder what makes a 'good' relationship, and what makes a 'bad' one.
Surely there's teh obvious, two people who wuv and respect each other.
But I mean, what makes one Good to be in, while another, with wuv, respect, teh whole nine yards, just isn't good enough.
It seems to be a 'certain something'. Something that can't even really be put into words.
It's a look in your lover's eyes. It's a feeling of peace when you hold them. It's something that turns your stomach into a pretzel and you wouldn't give it up for anything.
Who knows...
but it's pretty fucking cool.
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Post by that's so raven! on Jul 25, 2004 4:38:36 GMT -5
I wonder what makes a 'good' relationship, and what makes a 'bad' one. Surely there's teh obvious, two people who wuv and respect each other. But I mean, what makes one Good to be in, while another, with wuv, respect, teh whole nine yards, just isn't good enough. It seems to be a 'certain something'. Something that can't even really be put into words. It's a look in your lover's eyes. It's a feeling of peace when you hold them. It's something that turns your stomach into a pretzel and you wouldn't give it up for anything. Who knows... but it's pretty fucking cool. I hate to be a cynic…<br>but in my opinion, one can have that ‘certain something’, and it still not be good enough. fuck knows I felt it and so did he, and we were still both unhappy, and it still didn’t work out. I’ve seen people who were crazy over each other, who could look into each others’ eyes for days, who we were all SURE would end up getting married and running off to Tahiti and spawning prolifically, end up hating each other and never speaking again. I don’t think it’s about anything fundamental… beyond a certain compatibility threshold, below which that ‘certain something’ is utterly absent and teh relationship is doomed from teh start, I think it’s got a lot to do with effort. my standards for ‘good’ and ‘bad’ in a relationship are pretty simple: teh point of entering into a relationship is to enrich your experience on earth; to make your life more enjoyable and fulfilling. when you feel happy and satisfied and good in teh relationship more than you feel bad, that’s a good relationship, one that’s accomplishing its purpose. if it makes you feel bad more often than good, that’s a bad one. [I'm right, too. Jesus told me.]
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Post by FinnAgain on Jul 25, 2004 4:59:19 GMT -5
I hate to be a cynic…<br>but in my opinion, one can have that ‘certain something’, and it still not be good enough. fuck knows I felt it and so did he, and we were still both unhappy, and it still didn’t work out. I’ve seen people who were crazy over each other, who could look into each others’ eyes for days, who we were all SURE would end up getting married and running off to Tahiti and spawning prolifically, end up hating each other and never speaking again. I don’t think it’s about anything fundamental… beyond a certain compatibility threshold, below which that ‘certain something’ is utterly absent and teh relationship is doomed from teh start, I think it’s got a lot to do with effort. my standards for ‘good’ and ‘bad’ in a relationship are pretty simple: teh point of entering into a relationship is to enrich your experience on earth; to make your life more enjoyable and fulfilling. when you feel happy and satisfied and good in teh relationship more than you feel bad, that’s a good relationship, one that’s accomplishing its purpose. if it makes you feel bad more often than good, that’s a bad one. [I'm right, too. Jesus told me.] curiouser and curiouser.
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imperfect
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Post by imperfect on Jul 25, 2004 13:01:32 GMT -5
I hate to be a cynic…<br>but in my opinion, one can have that ‘certain something’, and it still not be good enough. fuck knows I felt it and so did he, and we were still both unhappy, and it still didn’t work out. I hate how that seems to happen. Or when one little factor, like time or distance completely ruins what could be a perfectly good relationship.
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Post by mimsy on Jul 28, 2004 1:29:55 GMT -5
I hate how that seems to happen. Or when one little factor, like time or distance completely ruins what could be a perfectly good relationship.
Or how about when everything feels right but for some reason you have teh desire to sabotage it?
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Jul 29, 2004 12:32:24 GMT -5
Why is it against teh law to ride a bike on teh sidefuckingwalk? That's just stupid. They say that it cuts down on serious bike accidents. Well, what about teh fuckers getting blitzed by cars and 18 wheelers and shit? Is that safer? Stupid law-making ass ramming uncle fuckers!
~Acid
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