imperfect
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Post by imperfect on Mar 21, 2004 0:25:37 GMT -5
I saw teh most disturbing commercial on TV today. It was for Viagra and it had men jumping around to teh sweet sounds of "We are teh Champions"...help me God!
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Agent
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Post by Agent on Mar 26, 2004 9:56:48 GMT -5
I'm getting tired of these commercials. Don't they seem a bit degrading? What man would go out and buy Viagra, or Ensure, or Mydixaflopin after seeing a commercial like that? Jebus.
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Post by porno librarian on Mar 28, 2004 0:00:16 GMT -5
I wuv how they have these happy sweet & wondermous commercials for drugs and then they speak really quickly for like, five minutes about all teh different side effects they have...
"may cause itchiness, sore throat, bloating, festering pustules, boils, strange rashes, and possibly death. Ask your doctor about Viagra, and learn to live again!"
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 2, 2004 10:50:03 GMT -5
i know! teh ones for antidepressants crack me up. after hearing all those side effects i think i'd rather be depressed. i mean, teh diahrrhea can only make it worse.
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Post by nastygirl on Apr 2, 2004 15:33:41 GMT -5
teh Truck commercial where teh guy is singing "man, I feel like a woman" gets me every time. That guy they got to sing it is hysterical.
And teh Dairy Queen one where teh kid kicks his dad in teh crotch...classic. thats happened to my husband before.
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Post by that's so raven! on Apr 2, 2004 21:45:25 GMT -5
teh Truck commercial where teh guy is singing "man, I feel like a woman" gets me every time. That guy they got to sing it is hysterical. Yes!!!! That one's awesome XD nobody ever believes me that that's teh guy from How High. 'cause everybody sucks. (btw, Asian guy in front seat: HOT.)
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Apr 6, 2004 10:34:54 GMT -5
teh condom commercial where they test teh durability of teh condoms and say "condoms endure 9 rigorous test, still think you're too tough to wear one?". why does it look like teh lady was having fun making condom water balloons?
~Acid
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Post by Antsy McPants on Apr 6, 2004 11:09:39 GMT -5
teh condom commercial where they test teh durability of teh condoms and say "condoms endure 9 rigorous test, still think you're too tough to wear one?". why does it look like teh lady was having fun making condom water balloons?
~Acid
Wouldn't YOU have fun if your job was to make condom water balloons all day? I know I would. My favorite commercial(s) ever would hafta be teh two for carfax.com. teh one where teh dog is driving teh truck, and teh guy says "you're not even listening to me right now, are you? No. No ducks. Bad dog! THAT IS A BAD DOG!" that shit cracks me up every time. That one and teh one with teh old lady backing outta her garage.
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Post by eville_alchemist on Apr 6, 2004 21:00:04 GMT -5
Yeah I wuv teh Viagra commercial when teh guy came into work and everyone is like noticing he is happy. Here is teh ghetto version: drug dealer #1:Hey whats up Snoop? Did you get your hair cut Drug dealer #2 : Hey Snoop did you just role a fatty? Ghetto girl : Hey snoop, whats up beau? Narrator: Snoop is happy cause he got some bootie last night. He has starting taking Viagra and he is getting all teh ho's he wants now. Start taking Viagra today and start waxing some ass.
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mattposey
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Post by mattposey on Apr 6, 2004 22:08:12 GMT -5
You can't help but wuv that Roadrunner commercial with teh little girl and her frog science project.
It's just . . . so beautiful.
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imperfect
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Post by imperfect on Apr 8, 2004 19:07:27 GMT -5
I wuv how they have these happy sweet & wondermous commercials for drugs and then they speak really quickly for like, five minutes about all teh different side effects they have... "may cause itchiness, sore throat, bloating, festering pustules, boils, strange rashes, and possibly death. Ask your doctor about Viagra, and learn to live again!" I had a revelation today.
They always list teh side effects in teh same soothing voice that they use in teh rest of teh commercial. What if they used a Baptist-hellfire-and-brimstone-preacher voice instead?
"teh most common side effects of Viagra are headache, flushing of teh face, upset stomach, and eternal damnation in teh fiery pits of hell!"
I know I would laugh...then call my doctor.
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Post by porno librarian on Apr 8, 2004 20:16:19 GMT -5
I had a revelation today.
They always list teh side effects in teh same soothing voice that they use in teh rest of teh commercial. What if they used a Baptist-hellfire-and-brimstone-preacher voice instead?
"teh most common side effects of Viagra are headache, flushing of teh face, upset stomach, and eternal damnation in teh fiery pits of hell!"
I know I would laugh...then call my doctor. *LMFAO*
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Apr 13, 2004 14:03:03 GMT -5
femine hygeine commericals. particularly, teh kotex one. "Kotex fits... Period!" what teh fuck? why must they play such commericals during sporting events? I don't wanna see such things when i'm watching Kings beat down teh Mavs... that's just an instant mood killer
~Acid
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Apr 14, 2004 13:11:10 GMT -5
one that comes to mind is that bladder surpressor commerical. I can't remember exactly teh name of teh product, but it goes like this *ahem* "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go" *then they take teh medicine* "and I don't hafta go right noooooow"
hahaha, that crossing guard be hauling ass across that street, stopping up traffic and everything else.
~Acid
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Post by nastygirl on May 6, 2004 1:56:25 GMT -5
One of my new favorites is teh Wendys one where that guy is eating teh spicy chicken and sets his office on fire. teh expressions on that guys face look genuine.
teh other one is teh Holiday Inn Express one where teh guy is on Jeapordy. That guy...he cracks my shit up every time I see it.
can we get some harder questions here Alex?
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